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  • Regis Alexandrus
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2014
    • 218
    #1

    Robert Tilton Claims to Have Seen Midgets Grow

    In this video, mega-church pastor Pastor Robert Tilton claims that he has seen midgets grow

    https://youtu.be/rm-Rf-f5zw4


    Revelation 19:15 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."
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    • Des
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2013
      • 2718
      #2
      Re: Robert Tilton Claims to Have Seen Midgets Grow

      Originally posted by Regis Alexandrus View Post
      In this video, mega-church pastor Pastor Robert Tilton claims that he has seen midgets grow

      https://youtu.be/rm-Rf-f5zw4



      If more of these unsightly imps would choose to quit being God's comic relief and grow the world would be a better place. Not to mention safer, because we wouldn't be tripping over them all the time or feeling an overwhelming compulsion to toss them.
      Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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        • Dr Laurence Niles
          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
           
          • Jan 2012
          • 9063
          #3
          Re: Robert Tilton Claims to Have Seen Midgets Grow

          Originally posted by Regis Alexandrus View Post
          In this video, mega-church pastor Pastor Robert Tilton claims that he has seen midgets grow

          https://youtu.be/rm-Rf-f5zw4


          This comes as no surprise: our very own Midge Murphy used to adopt the dwarfish lifestyle but since embracing Jesus is now of an acceptable height.

          YIC
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • Johny Joe Hold
              Mayor of Freehold
               
              • Feb 2010
              • 12901
              #4
              Re: Robert Tilton Claims to Have Seen Midgets Grow

              I don't understand how Benny Hinn and Creflo Dollar can compete with this guy. Every midget walks out of their sermons the same size as when he walked in.

              Just to show the Jesus knows who is the best and mostly Godly preacher of them all, Pastor Zeke will soon have an airplane bigger than any of them.
              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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