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  • #16
    Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER

    Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
    When I saw this thread title I assumed
    Blah Blah Blah
    How dare you compare me, a natural golden haired Blue eyed True Christian™ American to an evil Ginger Minger!!

    I'll have you know, I have matching EVERYTHING thank you very much.
    Anyway, that's between myself and Jesus.

    Now, Ring Kisser, haven't you got some pubescent boys to bugger wave your Handbag at corrupt instead of persecuting us good Christian folk?

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • #17
      Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER

      Originally posted by cunt_of_harry_potter View Post
      Omfg you lot are AMAZING!! I LOVE YOU! You bring joy to my life. Thank you... Iv been converted!!!!!
      And you have cool smilies sorry had to put that one I l0ve buttpirates!
      Great, another "out and proud" abomination before God.

      This one adores buttpirates and wants to be Harry Potter's "mancunt".

      Disgusting.

      Hell is the first door on your left, vile creature. Follow the screams and smell of burning flesh.
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      • #18
        Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER

        Originally posted by Mr.Roy Baty View Post
        95% of all Goths are actually Ginger. you can tell this without a doubt when the black dye they use on their hair washes out and they are left with a Ginger Halo.

        it so true, Mr.Batty! all them goth an emo childrins have the ginger regrowths , an cuz the regrowths be a liter color than the dyed hairs, it kinda look like thier hair be thinning like they be going as bald as a coots

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        • #19
          Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER

          Originally posted by Petal View Post
          it so true, Mr.Batty! all them goth an emo childrins have the ginger regrowths , an cuz the regrowths be a liter color than the dyed hairs, it kinda look like thier hair be thinning like they be going as bald as a coots
          Ah! Petal. You are like a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day.
          The thinning hair of an undercover ginger dressed as a Goth can be so easily recognised.

          No sooner had my back turned than there appeared a plethora of scumbags defending the so-called rights of gingers.

          I gave you all fair warning.
          They are amongst us. The Soul-less "Ginger daywalkers" who may even be out to lure good Christian folk into Ginger depravity.

          BEWARE THE EVIL GINGER!!!
          (Especially the Catholic Ring-Kissing Mary Worshiping Pedophilic Pope Loving Gingers).
          JUDGEMENT DAY

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          • #20
            Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER

            Did you realize there is even a GINGER PLANT with rude Roots?

            LOOK......................JUST LOOK HERE.................
            Fornicating roots if I ever did see them.
            It's disgusting.

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            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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            • #21
              Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER

              Originally posted by Roy Baty View Post
              Friends, I have come to the conclusion that people with Ginger hair are really agents of Satan.
              Being Ginger is an abomination and people who choose to have Red Hair truly are God Mockers.
              Did you know that some Communists have actually been known to deliberately dye their hair ginger in a deliberate attempt to infuriate normal people? Implausible but true.
              Originally posted by Irish_Eyes View Post
              Red hair is a genetic mutation and so are green eyes...I have both...wait a second and I'll rip off my shoes and expose the sixth toe.
              Please! This conversation may be taking place via an internet tube, but you're still virtually in Church. Please observe some basic decorum!

              And by the way, what even are Irish eyes, anyway? Is that when they get all watery because you've puked too much?
              Originally posted by cult_of_harry_potter View Post
              Im just glad to be ginger!!!!!!!!!!!
              Why? That's possibly even weirder than negro pride. Are there people who're glad to be lepers as well?
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • #22
                Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER

                Ha, a bunch of my favorite people from TV/Movies/Books/whatever somehow end up being ginger (such as, the Weasleys from Harry Potter and Donna from Doctor Who)... I've always wished I had red hair, don't though (light brown... it kind of naturally has some copper and blonde lights to it, though), but I think it's gorgeous on people who do.

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                • #23
                  Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER

                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                  Did you know that some Communists have actually been known to deliberately dye their hair ginger in a deliberate attempt to infuriate normal people?
                  Haha, it's nice to see them playing a part.

                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                  Why? That's possibly even weirder than negro pride. Are there people who're glad to be lepers as well?
                  Hmmm, how common is leprosy these days?
                  Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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                  • #24
                    Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER

                    Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post



                    Hmmm, how common is leprosy these days?
                    Maybe you elitist liberal hatemongers don't care about the millions suffering from leprosy, but Jesus clearly does.

                    Or at least he used to. I think He's more focused on assisting our Godly president in sending islamofascists to hell these days.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    • #25
                      Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER

                      Glad to see nothing has changed.
                      I'd hate to come back and everyone be all open minded.
                      Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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                      • #26
                        Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER

                        Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
                        Glad to see nothing has changed.
                        I'd hate to come back and everyone be all open minded.
                        We're all open-minded. It is you who has closed his heart and mind to the white-hot, Penetrating Love of Jesus.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • #27
                          Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER

                          Hmmm, I didn't think it would take so long for me to read those words again. Hehe, I did get married the other day in a Christian church though... which sort of opens me up to Jesus - though it was the wife's choice not mine. Anyways he can keep his white-hot everything away from me thanks.
                          Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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                          • #28
                            Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER

                            Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
                            Hmmm, I didn't think it would take so long for me to read those words again. Hehe, I did get married the other day in a Christian church though... which sort of opens me up to Jesus - though it was the wife's choice not mine. Anyways he can keep his white-hot everything away from me thanks.
                            I hope your wife will help you find your way to your knees before Jesus.

                            That's JESUS, not JOSE, and not JUAN.
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • #29
                              Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER

                              Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
                              Ha, a bunch of my favorite people from TV/Movies/Books/whatever somehow end up being ginger (such as, the Weasleys from Harry Potter and Donna from Doctor Who)... I've always wished I had red hair, don't though (light brown... it kind of naturally has some copper and blonde lights to it, though), but I think it's gorgeous on people who do.
                              Has Jesus not killed you yet? Have you not at least been arrested for something by now?
                              Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
                              Hmmm, I didn't think it would take so long for me to read those words again. Hehe, I did get married the other day in a Christian church though... which sort of opens me up to Jesus - though it was the wife's choice not mine.
                              Well, I'm glad to hear you've been re-acquainting yourself with Church, but clearly you have a long way to go yet. What's all this nonsense about your wife making decisions?
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                              • #30
                                Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER

                                She likes to think she's in charge. She picked the venue for the wedding and stuff like that 'cos apparently it's traditional. Other than that we share decision making, 'cept for when it comes to cooking and house work - that's her job no questions asked; and before anyone jumps the gun she likes to cook and has issues with the flat (apartment) being dirty.
                                Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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