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Donald Trump isn't even president yet, but he seems to be inspiring a spontaneous outbreak of common sense in world leaders. I'm not sure that anyone can find Kyrgyzstan on a map, nor does anyone quite know how to pronounce their president's name - yet he's making perfect sense, even down to giving Syrian immigrants one-way tickets to anywhere else on the planet.
Now I'm not quite sure that Jesus would be pleased with mini skirts (and no doubt many of them contain mixed fabrics - not exactly my field of expertise) - but if it can at least keep us safe it just might be a short term solution.
With that solved, we can begin to address the other threat to Christian Civilization - the cathylick bead slinging terrorist nun cult.
Now I'm not quite sure that Jesus would be pleased with mini skirts (and no doubt many of them contain mixed fabrics - not exactly my field of expertise) - but if it can at least keep us safe it just might be a short term solution.
With that solved, we can begin to address the other threat to Christian Civilization - the cathylick bead slinging terrorist nun cult.
'Women in mini skirts don't become suicide bombers': Muslim president of ex-Soviet republic causes outrage with terrorism quote
18:59, 13 Aug 2016 By Jon Dean
Updated 19:18, 13 Aug 2016
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President of Kyrgyzstan Almazbek Atambayev said women in his country had been wearing short skirts for decades 'but never thought about wearing an explosive belt'
Women who wear full Islamic garb are more likely to become terrorist suicide bombers, a Central Asian leader has claimed.
President of Kyrgyzstan Almazbek Atambayev said women in his country had been wearing miniskirts for decades "but never thought about wearing an explosive belt".
The premier was making the comments to journalists during a national debate on cultural identity in Kyrgyzstan, where 80% of the population is Muslim.
President Atambayev attacked those who criticise females for wearing less traditional clothing.
The debate was held amid weeks of controversy over government-sponsored adverts in the capital Bishkek encouraging women not to wear orthodox Muslim items such as the hijab, niqab and burka.
The hoardings showed contrasting photos of women in traditional Kyrgyzstan clothing alongside those in Islamic veils.
The caption reads: "Poor people! Where are we heading to?"
President Atambayev said: "When we erected banners some smart people appeared and started pointing at miniskirts.
"Our women have been wearing miniskirts since 1950s, and they never thought about wearing an explosive belt.
"You can wear even tarpaulin boots on your head, but do not organise bombings.
"This is not religion. Let them wear even miniskirts but there must not be any blasts."
The president described the wearing of Islamic dress as potentially dangerous.
He said. "Terrorists are insane people.
"Clothes also can change one's thoughts sometimes.
"When we were searching for prisoners who had escaped a detention centre, Melis Turganbayev [former interior minister] came to me and said that they had been eavesdropping on telephone conversations of wives and mistresses of criminals.
"Their wives and mistresses wore sacks on their heads and they wanted to organise bombings.
"If you do not like Kyrgyzstan you can leave our country and go wherever you want.
"We can pay your travel expenses, even to Syria."
18:59, 13 Aug 2016 By Jon Dean
Updated 19:18, 13 Aug 2016
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President of Kyrgyzstan Almazbek Atambayev said women in his country had been wearing short skirts for decades 'but never thought about wearing an explosive belt'
Women who wear full Islamic garb are more likely to become terrorist suicide bombers, a Central Asian leader has claimed.
President of Kyrgyzstan Almazbek Atambayev said women in his country had been wearing miniskirts for decades "but never thought about wearing an explosive belt".
The premier was making the comments to journalists during a national debate on cultural identity in Kyrgyzstan, where 80% of the population is Muslim.
President Atambayev attacked those who criticise females for wearing less traditional clothing.
The debate was held amid weeks of controversy over government-sponsored adverts in the capital Bishkek encouraging women not to wear orthodox Muslim items such as the hijab, niqab and burka.
The hoardings showed contrasting photos of women in traditional Kyrgyzstan clothing alongside those in Islamic veils.
The caption reads: "Poor people! Where are we heading to?"
President Atambayev said: "When we erected banners some smart people appeared and started pointing at miniskirts.
"Our women have been wearing miniskirts since 1950s, and they never thought about wearing an explosive belt.
"You can wear even tarpaulin boots on your head, but do not organise bombings.
"This is not religion. Let them wear even miniskirts but there must not be any blasts."
The president described the wearing of Islamic dress as potentially dangerous.
He said. "Terrorists are insane people.
"Clothes also can change one's thoughts sometimes.
"When we were searching for prisoners who had escaped a detention centre, Melis Turganbayev [former interior minister] came to me and said that they had been eavesdropping on telephone conversations of wives and mistresses of criminals.
"Their wives and mistresses wore sacks on their heads and they wanted to organise bombings.
"If you do not like Kyrgyzstan you can leave our country and go wherever you want.
"We can pay your travel expenses, even to Syria."
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