Jesus About to Strike the Dolly Llama DEAD!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Glory to Heaven on High! THIS news I have just received has turned the honeypot over in my heart. Jesus Christ, the Savior© of Mankind, in His infinite mercy, has sent pain and suffering to the greatest sinner in all chinkdom; I speak of none other than the Dolly Llama. Praise Jesus, I know that you'll all join me in prayer for Christ to torture him as much as He sees fit, then to speedily send him hurling down to hellfire. Amen!

Dalai Lama, battling exhaustion, cancels trips

DHARMSALA, India - The office of the Dalai Lama says the Tibetan spiritual leader is suffering from exhaustion and is canceling his international trips.

The statement says "His Holiness the Dalai Lama has been experiencing some discomfort in the past couple of days. His personal physicians attributed this to exhaustion."

The 73-year-old Nobel Peace Prize winner was canceling two upcoming trips to Mexico and the Dominican Republic, the statement said.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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His Unholiness the Dolly Llama is getting ready to be reincarnated ...


... as a soul burning forever in hell. Thank You, Jesus!

[SUV]

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Hello, Dolly, yes, Hello, Dolly!

Wow! I can't Believe I was the first one in here to post this!!!

Okay now: Goodbye, Dolly, roast in HELLLLL, Dolly!

[Wide-Open]

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First Dolly the clone and now Dolly the clown.

Praise Jesus! He won't know what'll hit him from behind before he can even utter the word "peace".

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Won't they just pick another one and say he's the "chosen one"?

Kind of like another cult we know . . . Say, how IS Pope Nazinger, anyway?

[Wide-Open]

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Kind of like another cult we know . . . Say, how IS Pope Nazinger, anyway?

As far as I know, he is very busy selling hundreds of VW Golfs he supposedly "owned" on eBay. Which doesn't leave him enough time to go kissing the tarmac all over the world.*

* Did you know that what he's really doing is snorting a line of "charlie" other papists have put there for him?

[SUV]

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go kissing the tarmac all over the world.

I just Hope he doesn't take a notion to start kissing babies, like the Politicians do.

Imagine being an innocent Child and seeing this coming Straight at your face:



(For the older [Male] Children, it would probably look more like this)



or



How'd he ever capture poor Ceiling Pig?

[Father Maurice Lester]

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The Dalai Lama is a good and decent man who, sadly, still has not found his way to the Catholic Church. Our information is that he is considering the idea of converting on his deathbed, allowing himself the chance to receive blessed Sacraments and thus find his way to our Lord and Heavenly Father.

Technically this is within the rules but might prove to be a poor strategy... at least he truly knows where his Celestial bread will be buttered.


Bless you, my refractory reprobates,
Father Mo





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[H. Montague Worthington]

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My fondest childhood memories are of me playing with my Dolly Llamas....

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Technically this is within the rules but might prove to be a poor strategy... at least he truly knows where his Celestial bread will be buttered.

I seriously doubt any demon will use butter, Parkay, WD-40, or any other type of lubricant whilst sodomizing him vigorously in Hell, but thank you for that disgusting mental picture.

[Glendora Christianson]

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I'm surprised that this Dali Llama didn't die of guilt years ago. Imagine living in a country where your leader just lets the commies walk in and take everything! What was the man doing . . . or perhaps I should say what was the man smoking at the time???

I'm so glad our president/savior Bush doesn't have a drug problem. And I'm even gladder that he served honorably in the military and knows how to have a war! Trust me, you can't get your country back by selling a bunch of bumper stickers to hippies that say "free Tibet".

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Jesus About to Strike the Dolly Llama DEAD!

Glory to Heaven on High! THIS news I have just received has turned the honeypot over in my heart. Jesus Christ, the Savior© of Mankind, in His infinite mercy, has sent pain and suffering to the greatest sinner in all chinkdom; I speak of none other than the Dolly Llama. Praise Jesus, I know that you'll all join me in prayer for Christ to torture him as much as He sees fit, then to speedily send him hurling down to hellfire. Amen!

Dalai Lama, battling exhaustion, cancels trips

Wow. That horrendous old sinner must truly be on his last legs if he's too feeble to even take the drugs anymore. I mean, that's pretty much what his entire hippy cult is based on.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Trust me, you can't get your country back by selling a bunch of bumper stickers to hippies that say "free Tibet".

Absolutely right, Mother G!

Tibet is NOT something you should hand out for free, or even as a bonus with a Happy Meal. It's a very valuable piece of real estate!

FREE Tibet, indeed!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Trust me, you can't get your country back by selling a bunch of bumper stickers to hippies that say "free Tibet".

Indeed. When our Divinely hand-picked President saw that God's favorite country was in imminent danger of invasion by Saddam bin Osama (the other one, not the Demoncrat running for President), did he talk liberal states like Virginia into selling license plates like this?



No, he didn't. He rolled up his sleeves and sent the troops to where the threat was. Mission accomplished!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Good news!! The chink version of the pope is now hospitalized!! Praise Jesus! He'll be dead and roasting in hell any day now! Glory!!

Doctors say Dalai Lama health not serious

MUMBAI, India (Reuters) - Doctors treating the Dalai Lama say there is no cause for concern despite him being admitted to hospital in India, and the exiled Tibetan spiritual leader will take part in a fast on Saturday, aides said.

"He is doing fine. He is undergoing some checkups ... the doctors have told us that absolutely there is no cause for concern," Chhime Chhoekyapa, a senior aide to the exiled spiritual Tibetan leader, told Reuters from Mumbai on Friday.

Personal doctors and aides to the Dalai Lama said he had a "mild problem" and would undergo more tests on Saturday.

"Today and tomorrow he will be in the hospital, but day after tomorrow he might be discharged," said Tenzin Taklha, a senior aide to the Lama, in Dharamsala on Friday.

The 73-year-old Dalai Lama was admitted to a hospital in Mumbai on Thursday with "abdominal discomfort." He had cancelled two foreign trips after complaining of fatigue.

In recent years, doctors have increased medical checks to ensure that the Dalai Lama was in good health.

Mild problem indeed.