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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #1

    WARNING!! So-Called Christian Rock Video Games are EVIL!!

    THIS news has just been passed on to me and confirmed by the DOF; Not only is so-called "Christian Rock" a proven killer of our youth, but it has been shown to be of satan himself. Now the japs are about to release a queer-baiting video game on unsuspecting Christian youth designed to turn them queer by enticing them to play air guitar to ROCK MUSIC disguised as Christian.

    Christian Guitar Hero to hit shelves in the US

    The devil, it is often said, has all the best tunes – now it turns out he owns the best interactive video games too. Next month, a Christian take on the Guitar Hero game, called Guitar Praise, is set to hit shelves in the US.

    For those who enjoy bashing their plastic guitar controller to the unsavory sounds of the Slayer, Alice Cooper and, er, Tenacious D – you might want to think before purchasing. After all, Guitar Praise features an entirely Christian-rock song list, making it more appropriate for those who want to brush up on their Jennifer Knapp power chords.

    Despite the game coming with a plastic wireless guitar, it is not affiliated with the original Guitar Hero, which has made over $1bn since launching in November 2005. The Digital Praise website claims, "Guitar Praise can be an exciting group event. Having the lyrics on screen reinforces the positive messages present in Guitar Praise's roster of songs, and allows everyone to take part in the game." It goes on to add: "You'll soon be rockin' with the best while praising the Lord!"

    Sadly, the game is only being introduced for Mac OS X, and Windows Vista and XP at the moment. For those wanting to pray while they play, a full list of songs can be found at digitalpraise.com.
    True Christian™ kids. stay away from all video games. Your Pastor says so, and so does Jesus.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #2
    Re: WARNING!! So-Called Christian Rock Video Games are EVIL!!

    "Christian rock" is an oxymoron, just like "gay Christian" or "liberal Christian." It's been shown that "Christian rock" can lead to vampirism or even give you the AIDS.
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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    • Bailey
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Sep 2008
      • 5

      #3
      Re: WARNING!! So-Called Christian Rock Video Games are EVIL!!

      so what constitutes Christian "Rock"... is it anything with electric guitar? anything with a 3/4 beat?

      Amazing Grace was derived from the melody of a bar song... :\

      ...and how does a comic-based tract prove that Christian Rock causes AIDS, drug use, and conversion to vampirism? that's weak, dude. real weak.

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      • Bailey
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Sep 2008
        • 5

        #4
        Re: WARNING!! So-Called Christian Rock Video Games are EVIL!!

        pardon my infraction.. I certainly did not mean to "hurl hatred"...

        I was making a simple inquiry and a statement of fact:
        What is the definition of Christian Rock?
        A tract is not the word of God nor a conclusive study.

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: WARNING!! So-Called Christian Rock Video Games are EVIL!!

          These are kids who should be taking piano lessons. What happened? Is there a shortage of piano teachers?

          When will "Rock star Keyboards" be a super hit on consoles??? I'm waiting.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552

            #6
            Re: WARNING!! So-Called Christian Rock Video Games are EVIL!!

            Originally posted by Bailey View Post
            so what constitutes Christian "Rock"... is it anything with electric guitar? anything with a 3/4 beat?

            Amazing Grace was derived from the melody of a bar song... :\

            ...and how does a comic-based tract prove that Christian Rock causes AIDS, drug use, and conversion to vampirism? that's weak, dude. real weak.
            Originally posted by Bailey View Post
            pardon my infraction.. I certainly did not mean to "hurl hatred"...
            Keep a respectful tone boy. You claim to be a Christian? That's not how well-behaved Christian boys talk. How old are you anyway?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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