Mormons in NYC - Disgusting Cultists

[BrotherLarry]

I have been seeking a new church since a restraining order has been placed against me after the fiasco with Sister Prunicia at the reception for President Trump's friend, Denise Maraschino. (Hopefully, Brother Faith is comforting Denise after that whole brouhaha).


Anyway, I responded to an ad posted on a NYC site that lists various churches and the topics of their sermons for the upcoming Sunday. It said: "Are you looking for a new place to worship? Not feeling spiritually fed? Come learn another gospel of Jesus Christ." Well, I made the mistake of giving them my phone number when I responded. I've received 10 phone calls inviting me to learn more about the Book of Mormon and about twice as many emails, all of which contain an excerpt of the story of how Mormonism came to be and how Jesus lived in the United States, and how the Book of Mormon will add to my understanding of God and His plan for me.


There is a public informational meeting on Wednesday evening at 8 pm that is about 3 blocks from me. Mormon Missionary Ted wants me to come there and meet him about a half hour before the thing starts so he can "be my spiritual buddy," teaching me about how I can serve the church better through practicing the Latter Day Saints' way of doing things. ROFL.


I told Missionary Ted that he can lick my sweaty palms and that I would not be attending the devil's church and to please remove my name from their victim lists.


I am thinking of trying Trinity Baptist on E. 61st Street, but it's a wealthy church that I fear may be too secular. It seems all the Baptist churches here want to accommodate all faiths, races, creeds, and other diverse categories instead of focusing on worshipping the LORD. Do pray that I find the right one. Oh if only I could be approved for residency in Freehold, my problems would end.


I'm feeling vexed.


BrotherLarry

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Praying

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

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Actually, I have met many Mormons and find them to be sincerely genuine as friends, and faithful to their beliefs. I am currently reading the Book of Mormon as I learn more about Rastafarianism and comparing the two systems of belief.


Missionary Ted has been to my home in NYC before. You should meet with him! You may learn that the Baptists are leaving out important information!


“The soul shall be restored to the body, and the body to the soul; yea, and every limb and joint shall be restored to its body; yea, even a hair of the head shall not be lost; but all things shall be restored to their proper and perfect frame.” Alma 40:23


The Baptists will tell you that the soul will live on in spirit form, but the Book of Mormon in the writings of Alma the Elder reveals that the body and soul will be reunited.


No doubt that is just the tip of the iceberg!


Jah Rule!
Joseph Smith - give him a chance!


Mike H

[Alvin Moss]

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We are suffering a Mormon problem in my own city. It is difficult to know the depth of the roots, but something sinister is going on.


Mormons usually go about in disguise, a strategy that has proven very effective for them, as they look much like regular Americans and they are difficult to detect in a crowd without proper training. They try to look like everyday Americans for the most part. The real crazies dress funny but they live out in the country and they never come to town.


What has caused alarm in Christian circles here is the fact that they have built a yuge heathen domed temple with a golden statue of their god on top. Worse- it stands right in the middle of a Christian neighborhood on a very expensive piece of property. It is adversely affecting the property values of the homes of good Christian families. No one seems to know exactly what they are up to in there, but rumors are circulating about every kind of godless and satanic activity.


We are not sure if we should do something about this, or whether we should just wait for God to strike that golden god with a bolt of lightning and burn the rascals out. Time will tell. My immediate advice is to avoid these people. They seem to be as well armed as Christians, but their inclinations are more aggressive and violent. That's why we are thinking of wiping them out.


Their agents can be identified thus: Young men usually operating in pairs. Age-19-21 years old. Short hair cut, white shirt, tie, ten speed bicycle, has copy of Book of Mormon. Do not attempt to confront these young men. We believe them to be dangerous.

[Father Maurice Lester]

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Having guarded and guided the faith for two thousand years, we Catholics had thought we had seen it all when it came to crazy cults but records of the day show that Pope Gregory XVI and his College of Cardinals were stunned at the news of this mess of a 'Religion'.

From the moment Joseph Smith first published his insane ramblings, arguably based on Solomon Spalding's unpublished works, the Papal nut-bar meter was pinned in the red. While millions and millions of Americans have fallen for this pre-Scientology nonsense, there is zero doubt as to just how far from reality and how far from Christianity the entire boring and derivative tale of Mormonism is.

Now, the Mormons have every right to celebrate their strange beliefs and rituals as they please and we Catholics have a rich history of tolerance towards non-Catholics... this is called being civilised. But I speak now as it is unfathomable to me that a Baptwit cult, whose entire membership could fill a barn-dance on the international Space Station, has the nerve to vilify these same folks, folks who are so insane they make you Landovarians seem almost reasonable.

All of you should be thankful that scams like Scientology and Mormonism exist as they give cover to mom and pop grifters like LBC. This does not mitigate the seriousness of your transgressions but surely these bonkers cults attract the kind of divine attention that will see every single one of them suffering for eternity in Hell while you might skip away unseen for a while like a mouse with the trap cheese after a drunk uncle comes home and stumbles into the pantry looking to pee.

Perhaps you all need to show the same patience and tolerance we Catholics are famous for and leave these sad believers of Moron (I am not making this up) to their devices. On a related note, two Priests posting on the whatssaidheresortofstayshere.com boards, tell a great story of a Chinese company contracted to provide Temple Garments to the entire operation. It turns out they used a special itching powder in the crotch and armpits of 2 million garments. Hilarious stuff but a sin... since forgiven.






Bless you, My tachyphrasiacle Trumpkins,
Father Mo





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[Alvin Moss]

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Usual Roman rant removed for brevity



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Look who's casting aspersions! Your Roman religion has more golden statues and holy pictures to worship than even the Mormons. Those people are crazy, but you people are dangerous. You're still upset because we broke through your heretical Roman theology and brought God's true word to a world darkened by popish priests and their unintelligible chants. Now that the cat is out of the bag, you seem to specialize in heathen countries where no one understands American, like Mexico, France and Africa. The rest of us are on to your tricks.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Now, the Mormons have every right to celebrate their strange beliefs and rituals as they please and we Catholics have a rich history of tolerance towards non-Catholics... this is called being civilised. But I speak now as it is unfathomable to me that a Baptwit cult, whose entire membership could fill a barn-dance on the international Space Station, has the nerve to vilify these same folks, folks who are so insane they make you Landovarians seem almost reasonable.

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Catholic "tolerance" - I dare say those wafers must have some kind of hallucinogenic ingredients in them. A little snapshot of history (and by no means complete) might be illustrative here (see below).

Thankfully the pope is confined to a small walled city in Italy and doesn't possess any nuclear missile launch codes.

Bless you too, my deluded papist dupe.

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1389 Roman Catholic mobs murder 3000 Jews in Prague when they refuse to be baptized.

1481 – 1483 At the direction of the Roman Catholic inquisitors, authorities burn at the stake at least 2000 people during the first two years of the Spanish Inquisition.

1540 – 1570 Roman Catholic armies butcher at least 900,000 Waldensian Christians of all ages during this 30-year period.

1550 – 1560 Roman Catholic troops slaughter at least 250,000 Dutch Protestants via torture, hanging, and burning during this ten-year period.

1553 – 1558 Roman Catholic Queen Mary I of England (aka “bloody Mary”) attempts to bring England back under the yoke of papal tyranny. During her reign, approximately 200 men and woman are burned to death at the sake. Her victims include bishops, scholars, and other Protestant leaders.

1572 St. Bartholomew’s Day Massacre. French Roman Catholic soldiers begin killing Protestants in Paris on the night of August 24, 1572. The soldiers kill at least 10,000 Protestants during the first three days. At least 8000 more Protestants are killed as the slaughter spreads to the countryside.

1618 – 1648 The Thirty Years’ War. This bloody, religious war is planned, instigated, and orchestrated by the Roman Catholic Jesuit order and its agents in an attempt to exterminate all the Protestants in Europe. Many countries in central Europe lose up to half their population.

1641 – 1649 Eight years of Jesuit-instigated Roman Catholic butchery of Irish Protestants claims the lives of at least 100,000 Protestants.

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http://amazingdiscoveries.org/R-Reformation_Rome_crusade_slaughter