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    False Christian Pastors Punched

    Glory! Here is some good news Brothers and sisters! True Christianity™ is breaking out all over the world! Filthy lying false Christian pastors and mary-worshiping preists are getting their just desserts, praise Jesus. Just a small taste of what awaits them in hellfire.

    The skirt-wearing priest who fought back was later taken outside the church and given the beating of his life by several parishioners. Praise Jesus!!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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  • #2
    Re: False Christian Pastors Punched

    I had so hoped something like this would be involved.



    Maybe next time.

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    • #3
      Re: False Christian Pastors Punched

      Well, they ought to be punched. Right in the nose. Maybe even Right in the mouth.

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      • #4
        Re: False Christian Pastors Punched

        I'm saddened by the fact that he couldn't knock the false teacher out though.
        I'm also irritated that he was so clumsy as to trip and fall, obviously the holy spirit didn't guide his movements.

        He obviously had the will though, just not the faith required to do this properly..
        He better start praying and then try again.
        Praise Jesus!
        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
        Proverbs 9:12-13

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