Atheist Thinks a Spaghetti Colander is Religious Head Covering

[Johny Joe Hold]

There are lots of false religions that require hair or heads be covered. It makes no sense to me but its their thing.

What I object to is atheists ridiculing religions. Can you imagine how humiliating it is for them to see an atheist wearing a colander for his driver's license picture?? That is how crude and insensitive atheists are.


Guy Wears Colander In Driver's License Photo To Spread Religious Freedom

Ron Dicker,HuffPost 10 hours ag

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It looks better draining pasta.
A Chandler, Arizona, man now has an official driver’s license featuring a photo of him wearing a colander, the Arizona Republic reported Thursday.
Sean Corbett actually succeeded after years of trying to be photographed with the spaghetti strainer hat and being rejected at the motor vehicles department. One location finally allowed it, and the license arrived in the mail on Tuesday.
“The whole process is intimidating, especially when people are yelling at you and scorning you for making a mockery out of their system,” Corbett, a Lyft and Uber driver, told ABC 15.
Corbett told the Republic that his quest was all in the name of religious freedom. As a Pastafarian in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Corbett said he wanted to ease the way for people of other religions to don the headwear of their choice, such as a hijab or a turban, without opposition.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: Atheist Thinks a Spaghetti Colander is Religious Head Covering

Mr. Mayor I have long since stopped being surprised by the antics of white people. That white man looks like the kind of white men that come to Jamaica and lie around on the beach like big red whales drinking rum drinks with little umbrellas in them. The white women who come to Jamaica look like that too but most of them do not have beards.

[Ineptus Ass-burger-es]

Re: Atheist Thinks a Spaghetti Colander is Religious Head Covering

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Atheist Thinks a Spaghetti Colander is Religious Head Covering

If Arizona allowed this, then ALL states should allow us as Christians to wear a crown of thorns when we renew our licenses. It could be fake thorns so we don't look all bloody. After all, Jesus already paid that price.


COME, LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry (Rev. 22:12)

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Atheist Thinks a Spaghetti Colander is Religious Head Covering

According to his driver's license Sean Corbett weighs in at 250 pounds, which suggests he's been consuming a bit too much pasta - and provides one with an educated guess as to how the Lord might call him home to the Lake of Fire for mocking Him.

[Roland]

Re: Atheist Thinks a Spaghetti Colander is Religious Head Covering

There are lots of false religions that require hair or heads be covered. It makes no sense to me but its their thing.

What I object to is atheists ridiculing religions. Can you imagine how humiliating it is for them to see an atheist wearing a colander for his driver's license picture?? That is how crude and insensitive atheists are.


Guy Wears Colander In Driver's License Photo To Spread Religious Freedom

Ron Dicker,HuffPost 10 hours ag

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It looks better draining pasta.
A Chandler, Arizona, man now has an official driver’s license featuring a photo of him wearing a colander, the Arizona Republic reported Thursday.
Sean Corbett actually succeeded after years of trying to be photographed with the spaghetti strainer hat and being rejected at the motor vehicles department. One location finally allowed it, and the license arrived in the mail on Tuesday.
“The whole process is intimidating, especially when people are yelling at you and scorning you for making a mockery out of their system,” Corbett, a Lyft and Uber driver, told ABC 15.
Corbett told the Republic that his quest was all in the name of religious freedom. As a Pastafarian in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Corbett said he wanted to ease the way for people of other religions to don the headwear of their choice, such as a hijab or a turban, without opposition.

Hello Johny,

To me the guy looks pretty sincere. It is not like he has a silly pope hat on. I can only consider this person to be a true Pastafarian. And he seems to have been blessed with plenty of pasta.

Kind regards,

Roland

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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And he seems to have been blessed with plenty of pasta.

Indeed, at 5'7" and 250 lbs, he is within one plateful of morbid obesity. He'll probably drop through the surface of the Earth and down into the Lake of Fire by the sheer force of his own weight.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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The thing is, an atheist has no credentials to make light of a faith. They don't believe anything so they are not qualified to say covering heads is a stupid practice and make fun of it.

Only we True Christians™ who have spent our lives studying the Bible are qualified. This fellow should use his colander for pasta.

[agnesaliencat]

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I think you mean pastafarians, as pastafarians believe that there is a being known as the flying spaghetti monster, and they wear the colander to honor the blinkin' thing. Personally, I think having a colander on the head looks incredibly stupid, but if somebody wants to do it, it's not my right to say otherwise. Not just that, but when you're an atheist, you're an atheist towards every religious deity (including the less famous ones).

[handmaiden]

Re: Atheist Thinks a Spaghetti Colander is Religious Head Covering

I think you mean pastafarians, as pastafarians believe that there is a being known as the flying spaghetti monster, and they wear the colander to honor the blinkin' thing. Personally, I think having a colander on the head looks incredibly stupid, but if somebody wants to do it, it's not my right to say otherwise. Not just that, but when you're an atheist, you're an atheist towards every religious deity (including the less famous ones).

Why, thank you. Not one of the several Pastafarian members on our forum has ever explained their beliefs to us before. And we had no idea that atheists eschewed ALL religions.


And it is magnanimous of you to concede that you don't have exclusive rights in looking foolish.

[AsksDumbQuestions]

Re: Atheist Thinks a Spaghetti Colander is Religious Head Covering

There are lots of false religions that require hair or heads be covered. It makes no sense to me but its their thing.

What I object to is atheists ridiculing religions. Can you imagine how humiliating it is for them to see an atheist wearing a colander for his driver's license picture?? That is how crude and insensitive atheists are.


Guy Wears Colander In Driver's License Photo To Spread Religious Freedom

Ron Dicker,HuffPost 10 hours ag

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It looks better draining pasta.
A Chandler, Arizona, man now has an official driver’s license featuring a photo of him wearing a colander, the Arizona Republic reported Thursday.
Sean Corbett actually succeeded after years of trying to be photographed with the spaghetti strainer hat and being rejected at the motor vehicles department. One location finally allowed it, and the license arrived in the mail on Tuesday.
“The whole process is intimidating, especially when people are yelling at you and scorning you for making a mockery out of their system,” Corbett, a Lyft and Uber driver, told ABC 15.
Corbett told the Republic that his quest was all in the name of religious freedom. As a Pastafarian in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Corbett said he wanted to ease the way for people of other religions to don the headwear of their choice, such as a hijab or a turban, without opposition.

great now my friends in facebook won't stop saying about this childlish 6 years old mind thingy about spagetti monster is the new god rather than focusing on what is real which is the bible itself. they don't believe in God no more.


and yes I know everything about holyness itself but I can't be holy because I'm not pure inside and letting go on accepting. seriously. :sacred life:

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Atheist Thinks a Spaghetti Colander is Religious Head Covering

great now my friends in facebook won't stop saying about this childlish 6 years old mind thingy about spagetti monster is the new god rather than focusing on what is real which is the bible itself. they don't believe in God no more.

and yes I know everything about holyness itself but I can't be holy because I'm not pure inside and letting go on accepting. seriously. :sacred life:

You are on the right track, Asks. If you work hard on ridding your life from sin you might one day be free of sin and become a True Christian™. A first step is to recognize that God will not be mocked as in wearing a colander for one's Driver's License photo.

[AsksDumbQuestions]

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You are on the right track, Asks. If you work hard on ridding your life from sin you might one day be free of sin and become a True Christian™. A first step is to recognize that God will not be mocked as in wearing a colander for one's Driver's License photo.

but how? I am trying so hard that my soul persist to do it.

and also it made me think. spaghetti colanders made the spaghetti monster to life? I thought we where talking about false religion.

[Mister Brasil]

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but how? I am trying so hard that my soul persist to do it.

Look at Scientology, Jehovah's Witnesses, any cult like that-- they work because they cut their members off from dissenting views.

Christianity is not a cult of course, but we can use the same methods for good instead of evil. If you want to stop doubting, cut off anyone that ever suggests any doubts.

I suspect that you're being supported by your parents? So this may be difficult for now.

Another good technique is to injure yourself whenever you have any doubts about anything. I recommend keeping a burner on the stove hot, but be careful of the fire hazard. This is using the power of psychology against itself, conditioning you to faith. You may even recognize the use of this technique by your parents or some of your teachers!

[AsksDumbQuestions]

Re: Atheist Thinks a Spaghetti Colander is Religious Head Covering

Look at Scientology, Jehovah's Witnesses, any cult like that-- they work because they cut their members off from dissenting views.

Christianity is not a cult of course, but we can use the same methods for good instead of evil. If you want to stop doubting, cut off anyone that ever suggests any doubts.

I suspect that you're being supported by your parents? So this may be difficult for now.

Another good technique is to injure yourself whenever you have any doubts about anything. I recommend keeping a burner on the stove hot, but be careful of the fire hazard. This is using the power of psychology against itself, conditioning you to faith. You may even recognize the use of this technique by your parents or some of your teachers!

I don't believe in cults and satanic rituals. I just don't like being a christian or going to church because its challenging and gives more pain. especially the people that surrounds you doesn't read a bible, learn to respect and love and they are afraid of changes and why do they even go to church when their not even wise to be a true christian and yes I know the church accepts everyone and has will to learn or not.