[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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You would, you filthy demon. Why do you hate Jesus? I'm not even sure those are women!

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

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http://www.daregothic.co.uk/devilution/250806/30july06%20025.jpg

I actually find that rather attractive. ^

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

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I cannot help but notice that one of the gothtards (in the top right photo, foreground) has a TAN. As we know, gothtards all think they're vampires, or want to be vampires, so they never go in the sun!

Maybe she's daughter of a vampire?

[see_the_light]

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Praise the Lord, Rain!! Thank Jesus you are safe and sound. Truly you is a GOOD SOLDIER FOR CHRIST JESUS!! No doubts 'bout that. I can see clearly from what you say that it was the HOLY SPIRIT pulling that trigger on your shotgun for the sake of the LORD ALMIGHTY. Thank God ya got more of those FILTHY HEATHENS and they ARE burning in HELL rit now!!

PRAISE THE LORD!!

MAY THEY BURN TILL THE END OF TIME AND BEYOND!

PRAISE OUR MERCYFUL SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST!

[Brother Love]

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...PRAISE TO THE LORD!! for He saw fit to watch over me in my duty last night ridding that Godless city of all those heathens!!
I made sure I kept my shotgun nice and safe underneath the hideous disguse I had to wear to get in, but fortunately it was a 'masquerade' gathering or something, so I was able to hide my identity behind a suitable mask.

Unfortunately, the so called 'DJ' was not up for playing with my plan of a few suitably suicidal numbers to get those whining wickers off hanging themselves. (I was hoping some of them might throw themselves off of the second floor onto the dancefloor.) So instead I took the wise words of Brother OnYourKnees, and I slipped as much poison into as many drinks as possible!! They were beginning to drop like flies, until one of those damned gothtards noticed that something was wrong and began to panic.

Within minutes the whole place was panicking as all the wickers began casting Satanic rituals and the gothtards were running around screaming. So I grabbed my shotgun, fired at as many as I could, and then I got the hell out of there!! Luckily I only suffered a few cuts and bruises as I was able to shoot away any of the gothtards that came near me!!

PRAISE TO THE LORD that more of those filthy heathens are now burning in the firey depths of HELL!!

~Rain

Praise the Lord, Rain!! Thank Jesus you are safe and sound. Truly you is a GOOD SOLDIER FOR CHRIST JESUS!! No doubts 'bout that. I can see clearly from what you say that it was the HOLY SPIRIT pulling that trigger on your shotgun for the sake of the LORD ALMIGHTY. Thank God ya got more of those FILTHY HEATHENS and they ARE burning in HELL rit now!!

PRAISE THE LORD!!

[OnYourKnees]

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Indeed, Rain, you are a perfect example of what a clever* Christian woman can do in time of need. My only misgiving is that you were forced to do this, rather than baking treats for the True Christian menfolk handling the deeds for you.

Alas, you are a single voice, crying in the wilderness. It is time for you to work to Save suitable males in your town; perhaps one will even choose to marry you!

*Let us remember that while the True Christian woman is not clever compared to the True Christian man, she is still far superior to the Unsaved woman and, in many cases, on a par with the Unsaved man. I believe Dr. Ville mentioned research underway on this very topic to determine whether there is truth to this observation, or if we have merely run across a string of particularly stupid Unsaved men recently.

[see_the_light]

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What a fine, upstanding True Christian female. We are all proud of you. Now run and get me a cold beer, girl.

Yet...

Good pastor does she not have a TRUE CHRISTIAN HUSBAND to kill spiders and witches around the house?

Even admiting that he shotgun is almost a woman's weapon (true men use assalt rifles or RPG's) I do have doubt's about letting those prety but brainless little creatures around anything more dangerous than a kitchen knife.

Talking about kitchens, what was our sister doing out of hers? and dressed as those heathens?!?!

But the poison in the drinks part was nice, reminded them of Deutheronomy 32:33

Their wine is the poison of dragons, and the cruel venom of asps.


That will teach them!

PRAISE THE LORD!

p.s. I'm still wondering about the fund raising for tactical nuke.... tithe time I might sugest?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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...PRAISE TO THE LORD!! for He saw fit to watch over me in my duty last night ridding that Godless city of all those heathens!!
I made sure I kept my shotgun nice and safe underneath the hideous disguse I had to wear to get in, but fortunately it was a 'masquerade' gathering or something, so I was able to hide my identity behind a suitable mask.

Unfortunately, the so called 'DJ' was not up for playing with my plan of a few suitably suicidal numbers to get those whining wickers off hanging themselves. (I was hoping some of them might throw themselves off of the second floor onto the dancefloor.) So instead I took the wise words of Brother OnYourKnees, and I slipped as much poison into as many drinks as possible!! They were beginning to drop like flies, until one of those damned gothtards noticed that something was wrong and began to panic.

Within minutes the whole place was panicking as all the wickers began casting Satanic rituals and the gothtards were running around screaming. So I grabbed my shotgun, fired at as many as I could, and then I got the hell out of there!! Luckily I only suffered a few cuts and bruises as I was able to shoot away any of the gothtards that came near me!!

PRAISE TO THE LORD that more of those filthy heathens are now burning in the firey depths of HELL!!

~Rain

What a fine, upstanding True Christian female. We are all proud of you. Now run and get me a cold beer, girl.

[Rain]

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...PRAISE TO THE LORD!! for He saw fit to watch over me in my duty last night ridding that Godless city of all those heathens!!
I made sure I kept my shotgun nice and safe underneath the hideous disguse I had to wear to get in, but fortunately it was a 'masquerade' gathering or something, so I was able to hide my identity behind a suitable mask.

Unfortunately, the so called 'DJ' was not up for playing with my plan of a few suitably suicidal numbers to get those whining wickers off hanging themselves. (I was hoping some of them might throw themselves off of the second floor onto the dancefloor.) So instead I took the wise words of Brother OnYourKnees, and I slipped as much poison into as many drinks as possible!! They were beginning to drop like flies, until one of those damned gothtards noticed that something was wrong and began to panic.

Within minutes the whole place was panicking as all the wickers began casting Satanic rituals and the gothtards were running around screaming. So I grabbed my shotgun, fired at as many as I could, and then I got the hell out of there!! Luckily I only suffered a few cuts and bruises as I was able to shoot away any of the gothtards that came near me!!

PRAISE TO THE LORD that more of those filthy heathens are now burning in the firey depths of HELL!!

~Rain

[see_the_light]

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May the good Lord preserve us! I cannot look at those galleries there on that page any longer.

Ipswich? How are we off for tactical nuclear weapons in the Landover armoury, Pastor? We could solve this proplem without Sister Rain have to risk life and limb venturing near the place?

AH! yesterday I was about to remember that tithing is only remembered when the need arises!

Had people tithed in time and our PASTORS could have bought a small nuclear arsenal giving us a shield on these ocasions and preserving those instruments so pleasent to GOD in their rightful hands (and not accidentaly far from slimy mess slums)

PRAISE THE LORD AND PUSH THE BUTON!

But the courage of our sister will be remembered in the first service after JESUS calls her.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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May the good Lord preserve us! I cannot look at those galleries there on that page any longer.

Ipswich? How are we off for tactical nuclear weapons in the Landover armoury, Pastor? We could solve this proplem without Sister Rain have to risk life and limb venturing near the place?

The place looks small enough. Sister Rain is quite adept with that double-barrel shotgun she won last year for memorizing the old testament. I'd say a well-placed volley of buckshot should do the trick.

We ARE on a budget Brother Eno. Those TNW's cost a pretty penny.

[OnYourKnees]

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I cannot help but notice that one of the gothtards (in the top right photo, foreground) has a TAN. As we know, gothtards all think they're vampires, or want to be vampires, so they never go in the sun!

Is it possible there's already an infiltrator in their midst? Rain, perhaps you can track down this fellow and uncover his secret plans!

[Brother Temperance]

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Argh... I only just realised the full Ungodly Darwinian implications of the name! Can anyone still deny that the opponents of Creation Science take their orders directly from Satan?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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May the good Lord preserve us! I cannot look at those galleries there on that page any longer.

Ipswich? How are we off for tactical nuclear weapons in the Landover armoury, Pastor? We could solve this proplem without Sister Rain have to risk life and limb venturing near the place?

I was going to put the new Ipswitch slasher on the job. Why waste our own resources on GODforsaken Britishers?

[Enobarbus]

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Where is this party again? Ipswitch?

May the good Lord preserve us! I cannot look at those galleries there on that page any longer.

Ipswich? How are we off for tactical nuclear weapons in the Landover armoury, Pastor? We could solve this proplem without Sister Rain have to risk life and limb venturing near the place?