[see_the_light]

Re: Oh dear LORD...Help!!!

It's your book which constantly refers to 'the lake of fire that burns with sulfur', it never mentions a 'lake of bile that burns with acid'.

You do read some good books from time to time, but you must have misread, either that or there was a printing error, our Brother would never commit an error.

PRAISE THE LORD!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Oh dear LORD...Help!!!

http://www.daregothic.co.uk/deviluti...ly06%20025.jpg

I actually find that rather attractive. ^

Which, the "boy" in the wig, or the girl next to him/it?

I doubt it. It was sick and disgusting. I had to toss a Bible at the screen.

Pastor, upon seeing the photo posted by Mr. ACLUtard, I very nearly tossed my cookies at the screen.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Oh dear LORD...Help!!!

I suppose you know more about the torments of hellfire than most...

It's your book which constantly refers to 'the lake of fire that burns with sulfur', it never mentions a 'lake of bile that burns with acid'.

[see_the_light]

Re: Oh dear LORD...Help!!!

I suppose you know more about the torments of hellfire than most...

Not yet, but in due time if she doesn't correct her ways....

MAY THE LORD HAVE MERCY ON HER SOUL!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Oh dear LORD...Help!!!

Bile? Isn't it supposed to be lava?

I suppose you know more about the torments of hellfire than most...

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Oh dear LORD...Help!!!

Oh don't worry boy. You'll have plenty of time to chat with your new boyfriend. An eternity floating in scalding hot bile awaits you both. Praise Jesus!

Bile? Isn't it supposed to be lava?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Oh dear LORD...Help!!!

Sounds interesting. I'll have to talk to 'devilsrejectsfan20'. Afterall 'Devil's rejects' is an awesome film.

Oh don't worry boy. You'll have plenty of time to chat with your new boyfriend. An eternity floating in scalding hot bile awaits you both. Praise Jesus!

[Rain]

Re: Oh dear LORD...Help!!!

Alas, you are a single voice, crying in the wilderness. It is time for you to work to Save suitable males in your town; perhaps one will even choose to marry you!

Oh what a brillant idea Brother!! Of course, clearly He has led you to advise a lowly woman such as myself as to how I should be going about finding myself a TC husband. I think I shall get around in my neighbourhood at once!!
Alas, it IS about time I found myself a husband to lead my household again, and I'm sure He would approve of another soldier to fight against those unSaved heathens!!

GLORY!!

~Rain

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Oh dear LORD...Help!!!

I doubt it. It was sick and disgusting. I had to toss a Bible at the screen.

Sounds interesting. I'll have to talk to 'devilsrejectsfan20'. Afterall 'Devil's rejects' is an awesome film.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: HAHAHAHAHA

I would have liked to read the whole of that post.

I doubt it. It was sick and disgusting. I had to toss a Bible at the screen.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: HAHAHAHAHA

{Blasphemy removed}

goth chicks are hot i should know my girlfriend is goth.

we are into some sick shit...{Vile description of perverted sexual behaviour removed}

now thats hot you ****ing jesus freaks **** YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


Edit by Enobarbus: I have left enough of this post for people to see what a foul tool of Satan this creature is.

I would have liked to read the whole of that post.

[ProdigalSon]

Re: HAHAHAHAHA

Blasphemer!!! Defiler!!!

Leviticus 24:16

16And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death.

I trust the noble pastors of Landover Baptist are gathering the stones as I type this.

[devilsrejectsfan20 (Quarantined)]

HAHAHAHAHA

{Blasphemy removed}

goth chicks are hot i should know my girlfriend is goth.

we are into some sick shit...{Vile description of perverted sexual behaviour removed}

now thats hot you ****ing jesus freaks **** YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


Edit by Enobarbus: I have left enough of this post for people to see what a foul tool of Satan this creature is.

[see_the_light]

Re: Oh dear LORD...Help!!!

Walk in there with a missionary suit and your bible. Go on, I dare you.

Mathew 4:17

Jesus said unto him, It is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.

Nor will you tempt feeble but faithful woman souls.

Hel -Singer you do try the patiente of even the meekest CHRISTIAN...

Bring your husband to the forum that we mighjt instruct him on dealling with a case like yours....

REPENT AND PRAISE THE LORD!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Oh dear LORD...Help!!!

Any advice on how to suitably go about doing His Work and ridding these little wickers of their little Satan Worshipping rituals?

~Rain

Walk in there with a missionary suit and your bible. Go on, I dare you.