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  • Billybob Sunday
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2008
    • 261

    #1

    Tree worshipping hippies

    Brothers and Sisters, this is what you turn into when you reject Christ:


  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Tree worshipping hippies

    The rock has life? And that gives her life? What kind of drugs are these hippies on? *(Never mind, I don't want to know [and I think I already do]).
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Ebenezer Wright
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2008
      • 1021

      #3
      Re: Tree worshipping hippies

      As far as I am concerned, those wierdos better stay in the forest talking to the trees and rocks. Creepy!

      I don't want to have to see them around here!
      Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

      Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555

        #4
        Re: Tree worshiping hippies

        Oh sweet Jesus these kids make me sick. They never got whipped or spanked and they were never made to memorize the Holy Bible cover to cover by the age of 7 and they got to sleep in soft warm beds despite having offended God that day by playing with themselves out behind the servant's quarters, and....

        Anyway, what a bunch of sniveling, whining, filthy, lazy, doped-up hippies.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Teflon©
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Aug 2008
          • 60

          #5
          Re: Tree worshiping hippies

          I saw the same thing in documentaries like "Jesus Camp" and others, so what's the difference with your religion?

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          • WilliamJenningsBryan
            True Christian™
             
            • Jan 2007
            • 9384

            #6
            Re: Tree worshipping hippies

            These people have escaped from one of Arthur Janov's mental institutions. The police are looking for them.
            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
            ...and get off my lawn
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            • Ebenezer Wright
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2008
              • 1021

              #7
              Re: Tree worshiping hippies

              Originally posted by Teflon© View Post
              I saw the same thing in documentaries like "Jesus Camp" and others, so what's the difference with your religion?
              Jesus doesn't require us to run around crying and screaming to rocks and trees in the forest. He has more important things for us to do with our time! Like tithing and raising God fearing children.
              Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

              Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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