Re: The "Thai Cave Rescue" - 13 Boys Saved by the Miracle of a False Prophet?!?


As always, I was right not to question Jesus. By only asking what He had in mind, once again, Praise Him, answered my questions according to Matthew 7:7.
This incident was totally confusing: heathen prayers were being answered, there were True Prophecies™ by atheist Buddhists, total KJV deprivation etc. etc. But now it all makes sense. This Thai Cave Rescue is to be made into film. And not ANY kind of film but a film of the highest quality imaginable. Glory to Jesus!
God's Not Dead Franchise is probably the only movie producer in addition to the Left Behind films that Jesus totally approves. He must have designed this from the beginning of this debacle. And the producers will use the powerful tool of subliminal persuasion (not an overt call") to gain more souls for Christ! Praise God! And Donald Trump.
1 Corinthians 15:43
It is sown in dishonour; it is raised in glory: it is sown in weakness; it is raised in power:
This incident was verily sown in dishonor - by false religions and their prophets. It was sown in the weakness of human endeavor that used the fallible methods of bravery, expertise, courage, persistence and technology to rescue the boys. Now it is going to be raised in the power that is the film industry. God's Not Dead can easily disregard the confusion of the prayers if the Buddhists and make Jesus the male lead. I am quite certain that He's going to be portrayed by Kirk Cameron!

Elon Musk can be cast with, e.g., Leslie Nielsen's corpse.

The Thai boys can be replaced with CGI's. Jesus wins. I am so proud that I never faltered in my Faith® and never questioned the wisdom of Our Lord! Eventually no-one will remember the original prophecies of the Asiatic people and the image of Jesus will forever burn on the retinas of the unbelievers.


Donald Trump was probably the eminence behind the scenes, as his only goal is to always reunite suffering children with their parents. I am sure that Kirk Cameron has the talent to do a Dual Role as both Jesus and the Donald! There is grandeur in this view of the cave rescue, with Jesus's several powers! From so banal a beginning endless movies most beautiful and most wonderful are now being evolved.

Yours in Christ,
Elmer


As always, I was right not to question Jesus. By only asking what He had in mind, once again, Praise Him, answered my questions according to Matthew 7:7.
This incident was totally confusing: heathen prayers were being answered, there were True Prophecies™ by atheist Buddhists, total KJV deprivation etc. etc. But now it all makes sense. This Thai Cave Rescue is to be made into film. And not ANY kind of film but a film of the highest quality imaginable. Glory to Jesus!
Pure Flix Entertainment, the faith-based production outfit behind the successful God’s Not Dead franchise, is teaming up with Kaos Entertainment on the project, estimated to have a budget of around $45m.
Pure Flix co-founder and CEO Michael Ellis, who is partly based in the country, has been at the rescue site gathering testimony for several days.
“The bravery and heroism I’ve witnessed is incredibly inspiring, so, yes, this will be a movie for us,” Scott told The Hollywood Reporter.
The resulting film, he said, would not be such an overt call to the cross as previous projects, and instead released under diffusion banner Pinnacle Peak, which is releasing a contemporary update of Little Women in September.
Pure Flix co-founder and CEO Michael Ellis, who is partly based in the country, has been at the rescue site gathering testimony for several days.
“The bravery and heroism I’ve witnessed is incredibly inspiring, so, yes, this will be a movie for us,” Scott told The Hollywood Reporter.
The resulting film, he said, would not be such an overt call to the cross as previous projects, and instead released under diffusion banner Pinnacle Peak, which is releasing a contemporary update of Little Women in September.
1 Corinthians 15:43
It is sown in dishonour; it is raised in glory: it is sown in weakness; it is raised in power:
This incident was verily sown in dishonor - by false religions and their prophets. It was sown in the weakness of human endeavor that used the fallible methods of bravery, expertise, courage, persistence and technology to rescue the boys. Now it is going to be raised in the power that is the film industry. God's Not Dead can easily disregard the confusion of the prayers if the Buddhists and make Jesus the male lead. I am quite certain that He's going to be portrayed by Kirk Cameron!

Elon Musk can be cast with, e.g., Leslie Nielsen's corpse.
The Thai boys can be replaced with CGI's. Jesus wins. I am so proud that I never faltered in my Faith® and never questioned the wisdom of Our Lord! Eventually no-one will remember the original prophecies of the Asiatic people and the image of Jesus will forever burn on the retinas of the unbelievers.

Donald Trump was probably the eminence behind the scenes, as his only goal is to always reunite suffering children with their parents. I am sure that Kirk Cameron has the talent to do a Dual Role as both Jesus and the Donald! There is grandeur in this view of the cave rescue, with Jesus's several powers! From so banal a beginning endless movies most beautiful and most wonderful are now being evolved.

Yours in Christ,
Elmer

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