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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12667

    #1

    Could Witches be Coming to Steal the Presidency from Us?

    An Alabama preacher has revealed he received word that those who practice witchcraft are behind the spate of difficulties the President is facing. Witches are using their guile and cleverness to turn loyal followers against the President. He is afraid the President may not be able to fend off the powers at work against him. Let's all pray for his strength:

    A self-styled Assemblies of God prophet in Alabama warned his congregation Sunday that President Donald Trump is being attacked by strong forces of witchcraft and he doesn t see him surviving


    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
  • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
    True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
     
    • Jul 2014
    • 8407

    #2
    Re: Could Witches be Coming to Steal the Presidency from Us?

    Terrifying, Mr Mayor, Sir. But this is a powerful prayer!

    "We gotta pray for this man," he said. "God make him bold, make him strong. ... Flush out every witchcraft spirit, flush it out Lord, flush it out. Flush it out in the open. Let's see who it is. ... Lord we pray for his wife. We pray for Melania. We pray for his children. We pray for all of his family. There is a lot in the balance Lord. Make this man like a Moses. Unintimidated."

    Just one question: given the chain migration scandal, why is he praying for Melanie?
    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: Could Witches be Coming to Steal the Presidency from Us?

      Are these Russian witches? Or, democrat witches?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Johny Joe Hold
        Mayor of Freehold
         
        • Feb 2010
        • 12667

        #4
        Re: Could Witches be Coming to Steal the Presidency from Us?

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        Are these Russian witches? Or, democrat witches?
        I don't think there has been a definite identification, but I'm guessing Hillary.
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • Didymus Much
          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
          • Jun 2010
          • 14079

          #5
          Re: Could Witches be Coming to Steal the Presidency from Us?

          Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
          I don't think there has been a definite identification, but I'm guessing Hillary.
          Oh. Nooooooooooooo. Can she just find a horse and a sunset already? Please tell me somebody's on that, link the GoFundMe whatevr?

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          • WilliamJenningsBryan
            True Christian™
             
            • Jan 2007
            • 9384

            #6
            Re: Could Witches be Coming to Steal the Presidency from Us?

            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
            Oh. Nooooooooooooo. Can she just find a horse and a sunset already? Please tell me somebody's on that, link the GoFundMe whatevr?
            Uh, wrong again Figgy Pops Munch. Ever listen to Hillary's laugh? If that isn't the mark of a witch I don't know what is.

            Here's 10 hours of it for you to review (you'll come away wondering where she parks her broomstick):



            Now I think that the chants of "lock her up" at Trump rallies is a bit misguided. Just locking her up is not going to solve the problem, and unfortunately the time honored tradition of burning witches at the stake is no longer an option given our Constitution and obeying the Bible (KJV1611) and secular law (Romans 13).

            Which brings us to Mueller (who reminds me of Lurch on the Addams Family) and his "investigations" of Russian "collusion". Trump has called this a "witch hunt", and indeed it should be - investigating Hillary, the DNC, the corrupt CIA and FBI colluding to undermine our Democracy and the 2016 election.

            We may have a real covfefe on our hands here, but trust me - Jesus is going to ensure there will be no "blue wave" coming this November.
            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
            ...and get off my lawn
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            • Johny Joe Hold
              Mayor of Freehold
               
              • Feb 2010
              • 12667

              #7
              Re: Could Witches be Coming to Steal the Presidency from Us?

              Another witch suspect is named Omarosa Manigault Newman. She is the sneaky one who claims she recorded conversations and has emails that are uncomplimentary to the President. Now she is saying she will make all her illegal and fake tapes available at an impeachment hearing.

              I'm sure you could see her most any day riding her boom stick and yakking to the press on her cell phone.https://www.yahoo.com/news/omarosa-m...090004882.html


              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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