Could Witches be Coming to Steal the Presidency from Us?

[Johny Joe Hold]

An Alabama preacher has revealed he received word that those who practice witchcraft are behind the spate of difficulties the President is facing. Witches are using their guile and cleverness to turn loyal followers against the President. He is afraid the President may not be able to fend off the powers at work against him. Let's all pray for his strength:

https://www.christianpost.com/news/assemblies-of-god-pastor-tells-church-witchcraft-coming-trump-226961/

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Terrifying, Mr Mayor, Sir. But this is a powerful prayer!

"We gotta pray for this man," he said. "God make him bold, make him strong. ... Flush out every witchcraft spirit, flush it out Lord, flush it out. Flush it out in the open. Let's see who it is. ... Lord we pray for his wife. We pray for Melania. We pray for his children. We pray for all of his family. There is a lot in the balance Lord. Make this man like a Moses. Unintimidated."

Just one question: given the chain migration scandal, why is he praying for Melanie?

[Nobar King]

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Are these Russian witches? Or, democrat witches?

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Are these Russian witches? Or, democrat witches?

I don't think there has been a definite identification, but I'm guessing Hillary.

[Didymus Much]

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I don't think there has been a definite identification, but I'm guessing Hillary.

Oh. Nooooooooooooo. Can she just find a horse and a sunset already? Please tell me somebody's on that, link the GoFundMe whatevr?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Oh. Nooooooooooooo. Can she just find a horse and a sunset already? Please tell me somebody's on that, link the GoFundMe whatevr?

Uh, wrong again Figgy Pops Munch. Ever listen to Hillary's laugh? If that isn't the mark of a witch I don't know what is.

Here's 10 hours of it for you to review (you'll come away wondering where she parks her broomstick):

Now I think that the chants of "lock her up" at Trump rallies is a bit misguided. Just locking her up is not going to solve the problem, and unfortunately the time honored tradition of burning witches at the stake is no longer an option given our Constitution and obeying the Bible (KJV1611) and secular law (Romans 13).

Which brings us to Mueller (who reminds me of Lurch on the Addams Family) and his "investigations" of Russian "collusion". Trump has called this a "witch hunt", and indeed it should be - investigating Hillary, the DNC, the corrupt CIA and FBI colluding to undermine our Democracy and the 2016 election.

We may have a real covfefe on our hands here, but trust me - Jesus is going to ensure there will be no "blue wave" coming this November.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Another witch suspect is named Omarosa Manigault Newman. She is the sneaky one who claims she recorded conversations and has emails that are uncomplimentary to the President. Now she is saying she will make all her illegal and fake tapes available at an impeachment hearing.

I'm sure you could see her most any day riding her boom stick and yakking to the press on her cell phone.https://www.yahoo.com/news/omarosa-m...090004882.html