[Isabella White]

Re: Keep Meghan and Harry Over There

There's a rumor that Harry will be threatened with a DNA test.

Oh, thank goodness, dear Sister Joanna! I am so glad to hear of this -- finally! How on Earth anybody can believe that Prince Charles is the father of Prince Harry is beyond me, especially after it's known that Lady Diana was seeing a Hewitt man at one time. I mean, in the attached photos, does Charles look like he is remotely related to the other two? No? I didn't think so, either.

A blessed day to you, Dear,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Oh, to be a royal fly on the wall during the Queen's meeting tomorrow!

Word from Sandringham, where the Queen has now arrived, is that there's been an awful lot of effing and blinding - even by Her Maj's famously robust standards. It got so bad that they have had to turn off Phil the Greek's hearing aids, though mostly out of fear that he might join in and deafen them all.

There's a rumor that Harry will be threatened with a DNA test.

[Isabella White]

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Oh, my goodness -- things are happening so quickly with this couple, and it's hard to keep up. Apparently, as part of the Megxit affair, the modest cottage that Meghan & Harry were renting from the Queen will soon be used as a B&B:

"Despite unexpectedly moving to North America, host Harry writes on the Airbnb page that he wants to keep the cottage, even though he doesn’t actually own it.
“One is needing to become financially independent, so we are reluctantly allowing the great unwashed to stay in our cottage."

https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/frogmore-cottage-on-airbnb/?utm_source=mailpoet&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=incoming-story-from-the-suffolk-gazette_17

Oh, to be a royal fly on the wall during the Queen's meeting tomorrow!

A blessed day to all,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Well, with the one-drop rule, one can be blue eyed and blonde and still be officially black. It doesn't really matter whether that one drop is from the mother's or father's side.

Thank you so much for clarifying the status of this young(-ish) woman, Sister. So sensible to have a clear-cut rule, unlike the confusion that reigns elsewhere in the world. Typical Real American(tm) efficiency.


It would be helpful if Britain could adopt a similar policy to cover the Irish, the Scotch and (above all) the Welsh. Then we would all know where we are.

[Basilissa]

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I always thought you inherited your official race, along with your surname, from your father. That would make her white. She is certainly as much white and she is black. Or is she like that Dolezal woman who self-identified as black? Curiously, both women have the first name Rachel. Coincidence?

Well, with the one-drop rule, one can be blue eyed and blonde and still be officially black. It doesn't really matter whether that one drop is from the mother's or father's side.

Incidentally, if she had told him beforehand that she was "black" then, with his Nazi sympathies, he would never have married her. He could probably divorce her even now for misrepresentation.

Maybe that's why he's throwing all these temper tantrums now?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Yes this is all the workers care about. Here in France, they have been on strike for months because of the injustice faced by immigrant half negro ex-royal family members.

That confirms that the Sussex Royals, as they have dubbed themselves on their endless social media accounts - soon to be the Suss-Ex-Royals, perhaps - had told the French before they told his grandma the queen. Midget bespectacled homersexualist Elton John is claiming that they told him first because he was such a great, close, personal, beloved friend of Harold's mother who is currently burning in . Nobody else knew of this friendship until Mr John claimed it after she was dead, so one does wonder.... However, once she was dead it was too late for her to sue him for libel.

But I digress. Perhaps Mr John told the French, tapping it out in Morse code on the piano?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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You are absolutely correct, Brother! She is the ideal Democratic candidate, being the exact opposite of a Godly White Christian Male: she's a woman, divorcee, black, and Jewish!

Yes this is all the workers care about. Here is France, they have been on strike for months because of the injustice faced by immigrant half negro ex-royal family members. The cut in pension and loss of any meaningful work for 1/2 the population is just a front (national) to get TV coverage.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Canada has invaded America before and it would be foolish to assume they wouldn't do it again.

... apologizing all the while?

[Alvin Moss]

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This could all be some kind of trick. What if they are really planning a sneak attack? Canada has invaded America before and it would be foolish to assume they wouldn't do it again.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Suffice it to say that the British have amassed a collection of eccentric individuals, and that's not do say that here in America, land of the free, that we don't have our own collection of imbeciles - the major difference being that we don't have to vote for them or buy their products.

The subject at hand here is Harry and Meghan - which might be summed up as the Duke and Duchess of Sussex that sux. Slightly related is the question of maintaining an outdated monarchy with members waiting around for decades that may or may not ever take the throne (and head the CofE) - not to mention just what they are supposed to do in the mean time (but I digress).

No doubt driven by past British African colonialism, the Prince came down with a bit of jungle fever leading to the present circumstances. Harry and Meghan were the royal couple who were going to "modernize" the monarchy (whatever that means) - but things didn't work out too well.

The answer was to spend close to $3 million of British taxpayer money on renovations to a place called Frogmore Cottage and send them and their offspring off to the reservation - which didn't seem to last long either. Whose idea it was to send this insufferable couple out of the country is not known, and at the moment it seems to be a Canadian (and soy boy Justin Trudeau's) problem.

Let's all hope that Trump and ICE doesn't let this D-list "progressive" Hellywood nigress and her "Royal" back into the USA - we've got enough of them already.

[Dennis Lukes]

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Or maybe because it's officially the most boring city in the world? Maybe they think it would make them look interesting.

It figures that the most boring city in the world would be in the most boring country in the world. Canada really needs to step it up. A violent Quebecois secession war would really add some spice. Maybe a military coup against nancy boy cuck True Dough. Perhaps they could invade Alaska? Just do SOMETHING besides maple syrup, hockey, and moose.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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If there is any good news about Meghan and Harry headed to North America it is that their destination probably is Toronto, Canada. Meghan lived there for several years. They no doubt selected Toronto because is has the largest homer population in all of Canada.

Or maybe because it's officially the most boring city in the world? Maybe they think it would make them look interesting.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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If there is any good news about Meghan and Harry headed to North America it is that their destination probably is Toronto, Canada. Meghan lived there for several years. They no doubt selected Toronto because is has the largest homer population in all of Canada.

In Toronto liberal Meghan and Harry can prance about with homers in the annual pridefest parade:

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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You are absolutely correct, Brother! She is the ideal Democratic candidate, being the exact opposite of a Godly White Christian Male: she's a woman, divorcee, black, and Jewish!

I get the woman, divorcee and Jewish thing, though if that guy who preached at her second wedding was a rabbi then he was like no rabbi I've ever heard. But can someone explain to me how exactly she is black? She keeps going on about racist abuse (she should stop reading the tabloid press and step away from social media), but if she hadn't gone on and on about being black, nobody would have noticed.

She looks to me like some sort of undernourished Hispaniard. This is kind of weird as her father is a white man, even though he lives in Mexico. I always thought you inherited your official race, along with your surname, from your father. That would make her white. She is certainly as much white and she is black. Or is she like that Dolezal woman who self-identified as black? Curiously, both women have the first name Rachel. Coincidence?

And, with her glamorous and exotic husband...

Oh Sister Basilissa, you do make me laugh. Incidentally, if she had told him beforehand that she was "black" then, with his Nazi sympathies, he would never have married her. He could probably divorce her even now for misrepresentation.

[Basilissa]

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These are perilous days, Sister. I fear you may be on to something here. The wife of this prince is an American and thus eligible to serve as President. Considering the current state of the Democrat Party, she could easily get the Democratic nomination if she is endorsed by the Prince, Oprah and a few other dignitaries and Hollywood movie stars.

You are absolutely correct, Brother! She is the ideal Democratic candidate, being the exact opposite of a Godly White Christian Male: she's a woman, divorcee, black, and Jewish! And, with her glamorous and exotic husband, she will be elected as the Democratic nominee in a landslide - Democrats are like magpies, easily attracted to anything new and shiny!