[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: I've Had it With Jews Playing Baseball

Thank Jesus the good ol' pigskin keeps the Jews away from football (that and their scrawny physiques and physical cowardice, and come to think of it, the helmets probably don't fit over their noses). If only Negroes weren't so attracted to pork chops and chitlins, it'd be perfect.

A fine idea Brother Lukes, which suggests that we could pass a law that all baseballs be made with pig skin.

I don't want to change the subject here, but can't we just ban soccer? I can't think of any sport that is more un-American, what with all the prancing ballet footwork it's turning our young into homers. I'm also sick and tired of hearing about "soccer moms" - they have more important things to do at home.

[Uncle Rutherford]

Re: I've Had it With Jews Playing Baseball

At first I misread the topic as “I’m tired of Jews playing basketball” and wanted to rush in and yell “Jews can’t play basketball!”. Oh how ever so slightly relieved I am to re-read it as “baseball”. I’ll be honest, I’m not surprised at the downfall of baseball. Ever since Jackie Robinson became one of the first nigras to play, all sorts of trouble wants to butt into America’s favorite pastime hoping to steal more than bases from honest white Christian folk.

Now I do hope Landover’s community intramural baseball teams are free of those who practice false religions at least yes? I never get invited but ohh do I love seeing them beat out Creflo Dollar’s church team every year.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: I've Had it With Jews Playing Baseball

I’ll be honest, I’m not surprised at the downfall of baseball. Ever since Jackie Robinson became one of the first nigras to play, all sorts of trouble wants to butt into America’s favorite pastime hoping to steal more than bases from honest white Christian folk.

Great observations, Brother Rutherford. Jackie Robinson's mission seemed to be to humiliate players of the white race. It's hard to imagine the hurt and humiliation a white catcher must have felt when, after gunning down many base runners trying steal 2nd, get beaten repeatedly by this guy. The same with outfielders trying to throw out base runners after outfield catches. Baseball needs to retain its white Christian history.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: I've Had it With Jews Playing Baseball

I've always had suspicion about the Jew, Sandy Koulfax. My suspicion comes from the number of wins and strikeouts he recorded in a short baseball career. Using legal pitching techniques his numbers are impossible.

I found out. Like the other Jews we do not trust, he was one. Look at this quote from a baseball source:

"He also occasionally threw a changeup and a forkball."

You read that right, the dreaded forkball. How could he have been allowed to use a pitch honoring Satan's forked tail? I suppose it was years ago and regulations were not yet in place. To throw the forkball the pitcher hides the ball deep in his glove and jams it in between the index and middle fingers. When thrown it confuses Christian white batters by being a different speed.

In spite of his damage to baseball, this Koulfax guy is still around in his eighties. He is delaying the eternal punishment that surely awaits him.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: I've Had it With Jews Playing Baseball

“Jews can’t play basketball!”.

They could back when the sport was about skill and tactics instead of being a giant bred for field work. Back in those days, cunning little Jews could often be found on basketball courts, believe it or not. A friend of mine, Don "Moose" Lewis, has been working for years to restore the sport to its former glory. Even better than its former glory in fact, as Jews would be excluded as well as Negroes.

I never get invited

That's because LBC is fair-minded and has a decent sense of sportsmanship. You may be a White Man in soul, but in body you are still the product of selective breeding to produce the optimal field hand, not unlike a horse or an ox. It wouldn't be fair for them to field you, like bringing a knife to a fist fight. They couldn't savor their well-earned victories over Mack Daddy Creflo's slave-descended ringers if they knew they only won because their own black man (in body of course, not in soul my honorary white "Soul Brutha") tipped them over the edge.