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  • India: Hindu Frolicking Bovine Feces Festival

    When our great president Trump coined the phrase "shit hole countries" it triggered a backlash amonst the LIEberals. Trump was never at a loss for words, and we always trusted him to honestly tell us what was on his mind - including the behavior of Hellywood starlets when it came to "celebrity".

    Now there was a time when the use of certain words were met with the washing out of our mouths with soap by our parents, but the practice was finally stopped by some "progressive" child rearing "experts" as cruel and unusual punishment.

    Nonetheless, it was always assumed that Trump was talking in metaphor - but not literally, except perhaps when it comes to today's subject. Then again, it's hard to come up with something acceptable - would it be "feces hole", or "dung hole"?

    The British ruled India for around 200 years as part of their colonial empire. During that time (what have the British ever done for them) they gave India railroads, the telegraph, social reforms, taught them all English, and introduced them to parliamentary democracy. In all that time the British somehow never were able to dissuade them of some of their more bizarre practices, or for that matter converting them to Christians. We should also note that today India is armed with nuclear weapons.

    Even today, some of this has crept into our every day language and expressions - such as "sacred cow" and no doubt the exclamation "holy shit".

    As an aside, you would expect that Greta Thunberg would be going after India's cows for Globull Warming methane farts, but as with all LIEberals they are usually given a pass because it's part of their "culture". Well, what about our True Christian™ culture - grilled hamburgers and steaks on July 4th, and Pastor Zeke's favorite meal - pot roast?

    It has been announced that India's Prime Minister Modi has invited the pope to visit India. Now I know what you're thinking - it would be great to see Bergoglio pelted with some Hindaloo dung. On the other hand, there might be a surprise waiting the next time the cathylicks show up for one of Bergoglio's "new" masses.





    Hundreds Throw Cow Dung At Each Other As Diwali Wraps Up In This Village

    The Gorehabba festival begins with the afternoon collection of "ammunition" from cow-owning homes in the village, which lies on the border of Karnataka and Tamil Nadu.

    All IndiaAgence France-Presse Updated: November 07, 2021 10:37 pm IST

    Gumatapura:

    Joyful crowds pelted each other with fistfuls of cow manure this weekend as part of one village's local ritual to mark the end of Diwali festival.

    Similar to Spain's "La Tomatina" - the eccentric tomato-hurling celebration of the local fruit - residents of Gumatapura instead fling snowball-sized wads of cow dung.

    The Gorehabba festival begins with the afternoon collection of "ammunition" from cow-owning homes in the village, which lies on the border of Karnataka and Tamil Nadu.

    The manure is brought to the local temple on tractor trolleys, before a priest performs a blessing ritual.

    After that, the dung is dumped in an open area - with men and boys wading in to prepare their weapons for the battle ahead.

    People flock to Gumatapura from far-flung cities each year, and for those in attendance, the messy battle is as much about fun as it is about the perceived health benefits.

    "If they have a disease, it will get cured," said Mahesh, a farmer at Saturday's festival.

    In Hinduism, the cow is a sacred symbol of life and the earth, and for centuries Hindus have used cow dung for prayer rituals. Prime Minister Narendra Modi has pushed for greater protection of the animals, and many states have long banned their slaughter for meat.


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    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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    Re: India: Hindu Frolicking Bovine Feces Festival

    I'm guessing we will not see the Pope doing some of his traditional schticks. He will not be washing the feet of Hindus who walk in cow dung. He will not be sprinkling "holy water" on the cow dung used in the ceremonies. In other countries there might be a nice steak dinner for the Pope--not in India.

    He may give last rites to some old cow.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      I've heard they don't eat beef in India. What on earth do they eat then? Their food must be so bland. I can't imagine life without my favorite boiled chuck'n'tater stew.
      If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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        Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
        I've heard they don't eat beef in India. What on earth do they eat then? Their food must be so bland. I can't imagine life without my favorite boiled chuck'n'tater stew.
        Here is a picture of some guy that is said to have been famous. Looking at him you can see he doesn't eat beef, or, anything else. India, and entire country of ugly and starving people.


        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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          When we hear about India, feces immediately comes to mind. This is not the case with any other nation, and there are a lot of filthy ones out there. The Indians need to ask themselves why that is.
          I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
          Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
          But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
          From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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            Re: India: Hindu Frolicking Bovine Feces Festival

            Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
            When we hear about India, feces immediately comes to mind. This is not the case with any other nation, and there are a lot of filthy ones out there.
            Brother it's not just India. It's also San Francisco. Would it surprize you that there are a lot of Indians in San Francisco?
            If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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