AAAARRRGH! Can Someone Please Explain?!

[handmaiden]

Harvard University chaplain is a devout atheist, humanist ordained rabbi.

How can someone be a "devout" atheist? How can someone be an atheist rabbi? How can a chaplain be Jewish? Doesn't "chaplain" come from the word "chapel"? Has anyone ever heard of a chapel in a synagogue?

While we're at it, how come this guy isn't also a gay bisexual asexual homophobe? You would think that they would want to cover all the bases. Remember not to slight all those vegan cannibals out there, Harvard.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: AAAARRRGH! Can Someone Please Explain?!

Harvard University chaplain is a devout atheist, humanist ordained rabbi.

How can someone be a "devout" atheist? How can someone be an atheist rabbi? How can a chaplain be Jewish? Doesn't "chaplain" come from the word "chapel"? Has anyone ever heard of a chapel in a synagogue?

I think you would agree with me, Sister Handmaiden, Harvard is the devil's playground. An Atheist Chaplain is a contradiction in terms.

When President Trump returns to office he will have so much on his plate I hate to ask for something more. But, I'm going to ask him to close Harvard University.

[handmaiden]

Re: AAAARRRGH! Can Someone Please Explain?!

I think you would agree with me, Sister Handmaiden, Harvard is the devil's playground. An Atheist Chaplain is a contradiction in terms.

When President Trump returns to office he will have so much on his plate I hate to ask for something more. But, I'm going to ask him to close Harvard University.

Oh, yes! And they could also permanently seal all of the Wharton's School records and grades.*





* Seal, delete, it's all the same when you get down to it.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: AAAARRRGH! Can Someone Please Explain?!

This is just more "woke" crap, Sister. The fact that you don't understand it at all signifies that you're still sane, thank God. There's nothing there for any rational person to make sense of.

[Didymus Much]

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...Harvard University chaplain is a devout atheist, humanist ordained rabbi....

"...In 2005, Epstein received ordination as a Humanist Rabbi from the International Institute for Secular Humanistic Judaism..."


The endorsement is chef's kiss, given the source.

My head would explode.

[WWJDnow]

Re: AAAARRRGH! Can Someone Please Explain?!

I'm as disgusted as everybody else is by this news. Still, it could have been worse--Harvard could have selected a Catholic as chaplain.

[Dennis Lukes]

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I'm as disgusted as everybody else is by this news. Still, it could have been worse--Harvard could have selected a Catholic as chaplain.

That might not actually have been worse; there aren't any prepubescent children at Harvard for a Catholic to molest. But setting an atheist Jew named Epstein loose on a college campus? I take solace in the fact that no Christian would send their kids there.