Pox on Liberals who Want Prayers "Depoliticized"

[Johny Joe Hold]

I can't imagine what liberal Christians-in-Name-Only are thinking when they advocate depoliticizing prayers. The most uplifting moments of Pastor Zeke's Sunday prayers is when he asks God to bash liberals and sweep Trump into office. Lately his prayers have carefully outlined the fraud of the 2020 election and asks God to reverse the outcome.

Jesus wants to help America return to Christianity. But we have to pray that He help us by defeating liberals.

We need to depoliticize prayer (religionnews.com)

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Pox on Liberals who Want Prayers "Depoliticized"

They said that the only group who put up any resistance to what they were doing in Nazi Germany was the Catholics. I say send the Catholics to Buchenwald too. Lock them up! Nobody needs to let perfect harmony and light be the enemy of a good cleansing of some societal oddballs. Get in your lane, people.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Pox on Liberals who Want Prayers "Depoliticized"

I say send the Catholics to Buchenwald

QUOTED FOR TRUTH! This is the best thing I've heard all year. They can have their little cult entirely concentrated there with all their members on site, like Jonestown, Mount Carmel, or the Spahn Ranch.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Pox on Liberals who Want Prayers "Depoliticized"

Almighty God, we humbly beseech thee to visit loathsome diseases upon those who wouldst mar the life of prayer with their woke nonsense. Let a pestilence fall upon their heads as has not been seen since thou punished the Egyptians for forcing the Hebrews to eat gefilte fish with horseradish. May their faces be scarred with a leprosy and their bodies be brought low with plague and distemper. In the name of Jesus, who promised all things to those who believe, we pray.

Amen

[handmaiden]

Re: Pox on Liberals who Want Prayers "Depoliticized"

I can't imagine what liberal Christians-in-Name-Only are thinking when they advocate depoliticizing prayers.

How would your pronounce "CINO"? Would you use an "ess" sound like in "circus" or "circle"? Or the "kah" sound like "cat" or "cake"?

[Barry]

Re: Pox on Liberals who Want Prayers "Depoliticized"

How would your pronounce "CINO"? Would you use an "ess" sound like in "circus" or "circle"? Or the "kah" sound like "cat" or "cake"?

I'm no linguist but I know what I prefer. A "kah" sound is closer to Christ, while a "ess" sound is closer to Satan.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Pox on Liberals who Want Prayers "Depoliticized"

I'm no linguist but I know what I prefer. A "kah" sound is closer to Christ, while a "ess" sound is closer to Satan.

So kino, like keynote, as in "CINO Billy Graham is making a keynote speech in Hell this afternoon on how he got the Bible wrong in between sessions of anal torture."