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Many Pentacostal churches engage in snake-handling. They say that the Bible says they should, and that it will prove their faith:
Strangely enough, I've yet to see evidence of a Pentacostal "church" passing around glasses of Drano or Jonestown-style Kool Aid. Perhaps there's another reason for the snake-handling?
I believe that Pentacostalists toss snakes about their churches to sublimate their depraved sexual desires. By fondling serpents, wanton Pentacostal harlots and closeted homosexuals alike can wrap their eager fingers about a throbbing, aroused, spitting snake, even if it's not the (pardon my vulgarity) "trouser snake" they really want!
They also engage in "tonguing", and claim to be cunning linguists. I won't even speculate what THAT is all about!
Does the depravity of the Pentacostal mind know no bounds?
Mark 16:18
They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.
They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.
I believe that Pentacostalists toss snakes about their churches to sublimate their depraved sexual desires. By fondling serpents, wanton Pentacostal harlots and closeted homosexuals alike can wrap their eager fingers about a throbbing, aroused, spitting snake, even if it's not the (pardon my vulgarity) "trouser snake" they really want!
They also engage in "tonguing", and claim to be cunning linguists. I won't even speculate what THAT is all about!
Does the depravity of the Pentacostal mind know no bounds?
