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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #1

    Goth Witch Changes her name to "Cut"

    In yet another sign of the times, THIS demon-possesed young girl has taken the drastic step of renouncing her Christian name and convincing some activist judge to let her legally change it to "Cut me" or some such nonsense. Apparently it all started with a chicken wing, which I find delicious.

    Teen changes her name to CutoutDissection.com

    ASHEVILLE, N.C. - A 19-year-old Asheville teenager said she legally changed her name to CutoutDissection.com to protest animal dissections in schools.

    The Asheville Citizen-Times reported that Asheville High graduate Jennifer Thornburg now wants to be called Cutout. Her new legal name is the Web address for an anti-dissection page of the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals' site.

    The teenager said she began opposing dissections in middle school, after a class assignment to dissect a chicken wing made her uncomfortable. She helped create a policy at her high school that allows students who object to dissections to complete an alternative assignment.

    She is now an intern for PETA. She said most of her family members still call her Jennifer.
    So she's a goth witch who wants to cut herself, and a trainee at the radical terrorist group PETA.

    God hates that alot.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
    Tags: radical peta fascism
    • Ebenezer Wright
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2008
      • 1021
      #2
      Re: Goth Witch Changes her name to "Cut"

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      In yet another sign of the times, THIS demon-possesed young girl has taken the drastic step of renouncing her Christian name and convincing some activist judge to let her legally change it to "Cut me" or some such nonsense. Apparently it all started with a chicken wing, which I find delicious.



      So she's a goth witch who wants to cut herself, and a trainee at the radical terrorist group PETA.

      God hates that alot.
      I was filled with sickness and disgust as I read this. Why would any judge let a suicidal animal-lover change its name?

      I hope she looks back at this a year from now and realizes how retarded she was.

      And Amen Pastor, I could go for some chicken wings myself!
      Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

      Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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        • Virginia Day Templeton
          Christ's Battle Axe
           
          • Dec 2006
          • 2827
          #3
          Re: Goth Witch Changes her name to "Cut"

          Looks like she left out the "n"!
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            • JennyD
              Honorary True Christian™
              Sweet Placid Sister
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2007
              • 9567
              #4
              Re: Goth Witch Changes her name to "Cut"

              Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
              Looks like she left out the "n"!
              Yes, Sister, you're absolutely right!





              She IS a "Nut"!
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                • Christian Soldier
                  Unsaved trash
                   
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 26
                  #5
                  Re: Goth Witch Changes her name to "Cut"

                  Why can't she just simply change her name to something like "Hell Bound Sinner?" It would be alot more accurate.

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