[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Vote Against Queer Marriage!!

I saw this photograph

...that clearly depicts JESUS standing next to these words. Why would JESUS pose for such a photograph?

Jesus doesn't have long greasy hippie hair.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

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Re: Vote Against Queer Marriage!!

I saw this photograph



...that clearly depicts JESUS standing next to these words. Why would JESUS pose for such a photograph?

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: Vote Against Queer Marriage!!

If she can bake a decent rabbit casserole, I'd keep her.

Sadly, such a woman is rare these days. I bet baking a decent rabbit casserole is probably a prerequisite for women living in Freehold.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Vote Against Queer Marriage!!

If she can bake a decent rabbit casserole, I'd keep her.

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: Vote Against Queer Marriage!!

Ok! I think I'm starting to get it! God's word is confusing. But what about this ad I just saw on Television? I took a screen-shot off the TiVo



Now, Thank God he couldn't marry a man! But might he have been better off single?

He would have been better off in Mrs. Betty Bowers B.A.S.H.(tm) program for homersexurals. Unsaved Trash like him don't need to have any influence on our society. They're lazy, they can't hold down a job, and their home atmosphere is destructive to the health of anyone who gets too close. I pity the neighbors of homersexurals (unless they're unsaved).

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Re: Vote Against Queer Marriage!!

Ok! I think I'm starting to get it! God's word is confusing. But what about this ad I just saw on Television? I took a screen-shot off the TiVo



Now, Thank God he couldn't marry a man! But might he have been better off single?

[The most pathetic dopehead]

Re: Speaking of False Religions!

Did you sober up boy? That's the first normal post you've made.

I am the sanity in an insane world.

[Brother Terrence]

Re: Vote Against Queer Marriage!!

Just as it is thier legal right to display that sign, it is also your DUTY to go forth onto thier property, and do unto that sign what your Lord and Saviour commands you to do. What is that you ask? Well, you should know, shouldn't you?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Speaking of False Religions!

Homosexuality is disgusting and it is a sin against God. So voting against same sex marriage is an extremely good idea!

Did you sober up boy? That's the first normal post you've made.

[Nobar King]

Re: Speaking of False Religions!

Even a hop-head like you knows the difference.

[The most pathetic dopehead]

Re: Speaking of False Religions!

Homosexuality is disgusting and it is a sin against God. So voting against same sex marriage is an extremely good idea!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Vote Against Queer Marriage!!

I urge all True LANDOVER Christians in California to ignore the pleas of FALSE CHRISTIANS even if they agree with them!




Now we don't like same sex "marriage" any better, but unless WE are the primary revenue source behind this initiative, G-d will find a way to punish us!



Since this has been funded by false religions, we can't support it. Jesus will cry!

Son, THIS story tells all we need to know.

“Our son came home and told us the school taught him that boys can marry other boys. He’s in second grade,” says Robin Wirthlin, who, with her husband, unsuccessfully sued their school district after a teacher discussed gay marriage in the classroom.

Here is a clear analysis of how you should vote:

Proposition 8: Outlaws same-sex marriage in California

Yes vote means: Marriage in California would be defined as between one man and one woman, as God intended.

No vote means: Same-sex couples would be legally allowed to marry but there would be no overriding requirement for teachers to discuss gay marriage in class nor would churches be required to marry same-sex couples.

Skippy, you've been lying to us.

[Nobar King]

Re: Speaking of False Religions!

This is some excellent advice in this thread. Hopefully our budding young Christian friend has the wisdom to understand.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Speaking of False Religions!

So if Satan were to tell me to do something ... it's OK to do it if it's something Jesus approves of, too?

The short answer is yes.

The long answer is that Satan will tell nine truths to get you to believe one lie. If Satan knows you are just going to do the opposite of what he tells you to do, then all he has to do to trick you into sin is to tell you to obey God's word. What kind of idiot would stand there and say, now I can't obey God's word because Satan told me to do it?

The way to resolve this is to just do what Jesus wants you to do, regardless of what Satan or the Mormons are telling you to do.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

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Re: Speaking of False Religions!

So if Satan were to tell me to do something, like pray for Barack Obama to become white, it's OK to do it if it's something Jesus approves of, too?