[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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And I must admit, I have been giving thought to converting... But I have a funny feeling it will be a long and difficult road. I'm not entirely sure I can do it... I have a lot of... sinful habits...

Your rebuke of Bub gives me hope that you may eventually be Saved© and become a True Christian™. I trust that you will no longer feel the need to type in the horrid language of the cheese-eating surrender monkeys.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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And I must admit, I have been giving thought to converting... But I have a funny feeling it will be a long and difficult road. I'm not entirely sure I can do it... I have a lot of... sinful habits...

Don't worry, child—we all have sinful habits! And if we don't accept Jesus as our LORD and Savior, He punishes those habits by sending us to Hell for all eternity, where we are forced to endure horrors that make John Wayne Gacy's basement look like something out of a Richard Scarry book. What could be a better motivator than that?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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This whole thread is so much like the Europeons. They seem to think that religion is akin to a Scandinavian dining experience, sort of like a Smorgasbord for the Lord. Maybe the Bible is just a cookbook to them; "Oh, I don't like Okra, I'll just bypass this chapter". They seem to just pick up any Bible they want because they want to eat Pate de foi gras or vegan this month.

Then there are the endless charges of "intolerance". I see only the most inspired tolerance and patience on behalf of the Godly Pastors here for putting up with this drivel in an attempt to save these people. I can only pray that the Lord would inspire me to such heights.

[WickedWitch]

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*Glows* Thank you, Sir!







And I must admit, I have been giving thought to converting... But I have a funny feeling it will be a long and difficult road. I'm not entirely sure I can do it... I have a lot of... sinful habits...

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I see your point, but I thought perhaps he'd understand better if I responded in a language that isn't English (seeing as it's "God's true language", I thought a "Sinner" might have difficulty grasping ideas presented to him in English).

I see that you have given the sinner good advice, that we must agree to disagree. Sadly, he is probably going to disagree himself into Fire Lake. But you, since you are back in yet another incarnation, must have been redirected here by JESUS Himself. So please stay awhile. Try to speak that disgusting Catlick language as little as possible if you fear for your soul!

[WickedWitch]

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I see your point, but I thought perhaps he'd understand better if I responded in a language that isn't English (seeing as it's "God's true language", I thought a "Sinner" might have difficulty grasping ideas presented to him in English).

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Why even bother correcting him if you're just responding with more Satanic gobbledygook? It's like using manure to clean a restroom, if I may make so vulgar an analogy.

[WickedWitch]

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Please forgive me for this post! (I know it is your belief that women shouldn't try to teach and/or to correct men, but I can't stop myself. And I have to respond in French... I can't help that either, it's a linguistic compulsion. As soon as Bub is allowed to send and receive PM's, I'll keep all my further French-ness away from the forum. *Bows politely* Please forgive me.)

Je leur ai prouvé qu'ils avaient tort Et comment as-tu fait ça? En parlant d'autres langues? Cela te donne automatiquement raison et eux tort?, ils n'ont pas apprécié et suppriment le message à chaque fois Bien sûr. Ce n'est pas seulement "non-fair play", c'est surtout malhonnête de leur part. Peut-être, mais c'est encore leur "forum" S'ils veulent prouver qu'ils ont raison, ils n'ont qu'à donner un argument valable. Ils t'ont présentée avec leur preuve: leur Bible. Leur Bible les dit qu'ils ont raison et que tu as tort, et cela est toute la preuve qu'ils se sentent qu'ils ont besoin de. On se croirait en corée du nord.

Reine de drame, c'est pas si mal. Ils t'ont exprimée leurs opinions, et tu as fait le même, et vous deux pense que l'autre as tort; tu dois consentir d'être en désaccord. Et maintenant, ârrete! Tu te donne plus de problèmes.



Once again, I'm sorry for my French post. I apologize if it has offended your Godly eyes to read in a language that isn't English. *Quietly scampers away*

[Jesus is Lord]

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Where is it written in the Bible that God speaks English?

And I keep quiet, so please try to be polite.

HE wrote the true Bible in English, that's proof enough right there.

[Bub.]

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Is God's language not good enough for you? Stop sputtering like a homosexual and use the words that God used.

Where is it written in the Bible that God speaks English?

And I keep quiet, so please try to be polite.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Is God's language not good enough for you? Stop sputtering like a homosexual and use the words that God used.

[Bub.]

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Excuse me for this small post in French, I hope Jesus will forgive me.

Je leur ai prouvé qu'ils avaient tort, ils n'ont pas apprécié et suppriment le message à chaque fois. Ce n'est pas seulement "non-fair play", c'est surtout malhonnête de leur part. S'ils veulent prouver qu'ils ont raison, ils n'ont qu'à donner un argument valable. On se croirait en corée du nord.

[WickedWitch]

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You do realise that they don't have to "play fair", don't you? It's their forum.



PS
About my little comment in French, and the comment it received, I was just pointing out to Bert/Bub that he's no the only one here who can speak more than one language. But I shan't make a habit of typing in French.

[Bub.]

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Be honnest and stop deletting my posts please, it's not fair play.

[OnYourKnees]

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Eheheh...you won't admit it, but I got you

What did you get? You haven't made it past the introduction yet!

Get to reading! At least get through Genesis, then tell us how God promotes this "tolerance" you keep going on about.