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  • OMG!! Obamas want 'Charmin' gone from White House bathrooms

    Michelle Obama explained it was all OK by Muslim custom and Sharia law and quite alright, really, especially if you avoid shaking hands with anyone who spends more than just a few hours in the Obama White House.
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    Re: OMG!! Obamas want 'Charmin' gone from White House bathrooms

    Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
    Michelle Obama explained it was all OK by Muslim custom and Sharia law and quite alright, really, especially if you avoid shaking hands with anyone who spends more than just a few hours in the Obama White House.
    Sweet Baby Jesus! Which hand do they use again? On second thought, I think I'll skip the Whitehouse tour for a few years. Is this what they're going to do with that puppy?
    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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      Re: OMG!! Obamas want 'Charmin' gone from White House bathrooms

      I'd always heard that negroes don't use soap or toilet paper. My servants don't ever ask for any, I know that much.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        Re: OMG!! Obamas want 'Charmin' gone from White House bathrooms

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        I'd always heard that negroes don't use soap or toilet paper. My servants don't ever ask for any, I know that much.
        I'd remove the Charmin, too; those people will just steal it anyway.

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          Re: OMG!! Obamas want 'Charmin' gone from White House bathrooms

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          I'd always heard that negroes don't use soap or toilet paper. My servants don't ever ask for any, I know that much.
          Because Negroes a basically shaved apes they don't require toilet paper. They are like dogs or baboons. That is why in common Southern parlance they are referred to as boons and not coons and that is why I carry a boon basher. They are very unpredictable.

          Also with their tipped tail bones they are not able to sit on a toilet.

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            Re: OMG!! Obamas want 'Charmin' gone from White House bathrooms

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            I'd always heard that negroes don't use soap or toilet paper. My servants don't ever ask for any, I know that much.
            I think I figured out what's happening here...
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              Re: OMG!! Obamas want 'Charmin' gone from White House bathrooms

              They also drink and eat their own poo and piddle.



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                Re: OMG!! Obamas want 'Charmin' gone from White House bathrooms

                Interesting Racism here, it's always fun to read such unbiased stuff. Intruiging, the Bible taught us a lot differently. Respect for everyone and all that.
                But, on topic, I think that there should be a line drawn, either respect rules for all religions or for none. But not for one rule there, one rule in another spot like what happens now.
                2 Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.

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                  Re: OMG!! Obamas want 'Charmin' gone from White House bathrooms

                  Originally posted by Azakiel View Post
                  Interesting Racism here, it's always fun to read such unbiased stuff. Intruiging, the Bible taught us a lot differently. Respect for everyone and all that.
                  But, on topic, I think that there should be a line drawn, either respect rules for all religions or for none. But not for one rule there, one rule in another spot like what happens now.
                  My, my! I am new here, as well, but I am trying to show respect for the True Christians™ here. I have made some mistakes and have been chastised for them, and rightly so.

                  I have seen your recent writings here, particularly those involved with playing some sort of games. It appears to me that you would better spend time studying the Word of God, in hopes you might learn what will keep you from an eternity in Hell.

                  Reading the Bible would also improve your spelling and grammar, which is very deficient.

                  As it is written in Psalms 7:7:
                  And beheld among the simple ones, I discerned among the youths, a young man void of understanding.
                  Go, read the Bible, and gain some understanding.
                  My favorite verses: II Kings 2:23,24

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                  • #10
                    Re: OMG!! Obamas want 'Charmin' gone from White House bathrooms

                    Biblical flaming.. WOOHOO.

                    Seriously, I've read enough bible to last me a lifetime. I show respect where respect is due. Not where it is met with unbiased racism.
                    If you want my respect, start earning it. I will not blindly give respect to clear racism
                    2 Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.

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                    • #11
                      Re: OMG!! Obamas want 'Charmin' gone from White House bathrooms

                      Originally posted by Azakiel View Post
                      Biblical flaming.. WOOHOO.

                      Seriously, I've read enough bible to last me a lifetime. I show respect where respect is due. Not where it is met with unbiased racism.
                      If you want my respect, start earning it. I will not blindly give respect to clear racism
                      You might begin by Capitalizing the title of the Holy Word of God. As for your reading of the Bible, there is never enough. I have read the entire Bible, from Genesis to Revelation, six times. Each time, I learn more, but will never learn enough.

                      You speak of racism, but you know nothing. The God of the Bible, all-powerful as He is, holds all power over the Earth. Who else would kill the entire world's population, save one family, out of love for humanity? One race is nothing.

                      You will find, in terms of respect, this, in Acts 10:34:

                      I perceive that God is no respecter of persons
                      It is not God who must show you respect. Rather, it is just the opposite.
                      My favorite verses: II Kings 2:23,24

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                        Re: OMG!! Obamas want 'Charmin' gone from White House bathrooms

                        I am not talking about God, but the people here who are racist. The heathens (I hate the word, but I use it for a lack of better) are to far gone to be saved mostly. They suffer by not being protected nor loved by God. That is all the punishment they need, for it is one of the worst.
                        2 Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.

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