[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Honestly curious

I'm very happy in my religion and don't plan on changing it.
road to 'salvation' my ass

First, I think you need to change your occupation. You are on the pagan road to salvation, not the Christian one. They end up in very different places. Yours will be warm and toasty...maybe a little TOO warm, as you spend eternity with SATAN'S huge, engorged, spiked member slapping at your backside, and that of your friends who chose DOOM from a life of prostitution over the SALVATION of being on your knees in front of JESUS!!

I suggest you begin a tithing program immediately and stop letting those queers on bicycles pass out pamphlets to you.

[Miss Abigail]

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I presume that you weren't born into a wiccan family, so you already have a history of changing religions. Where did you learn about wicca, from the internet or a comic book? I suspect that you're the type to change religions like you change your socks.

my mother actually. and I was never a christian. The pagan religion just made me feel good

[Miss Abigail]

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First, I think you need to change your occupation. You are on the pagan road to salvation, not the Christian one. They end up in very different places. Yours will be warm and toasty...maybe a little TOO warm, as you spend eternity with SATAN'S huge, engorged, spiked member slapping at your backside, and that of your friends who chose DOOM from a life of prostitution over the SALVATION of being on you knees in front of JESUS!!

I suggest you begin a tithing program immediately and stop letting those queers on bicycles pass out pamphlets to you.

I generally like huge engorged things smacking my 'backside' that's my typical evening


and I'm on my knees alot...just not in prayer...just ask my husband.

As for queers? I'm for it...hell I'm bisexual!!!


AHHH OH NO RUUUUUN

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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my mother actually. and I was never a christian. The pagan religion just made me feel good

It made you feel good?

Before settling into my current position in Indiana, I did a lot of witnessing to the Unsaved in truck stops and bus station men's rooms. Frequently, I found them in the midst of certain unsavory acts.

They said, "Oh, but it makes me FEEL GOOD"!

Yes, these vile things they were doing made them FEEL GOOD. Just like your "pagan religion".

Tell me, which part of your cult feels good? Is it the sacrificing of babies? The cannibalism? The group sex rituals? Burning captives alive in giant wicker men? Or do you ignore what real pagans did, and instead do little high-school play rituals, like in Teen Witch by Silverbunny Ravenfluff?

[Miss Abigail]

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Tell me, which part of your cult feels good? Is it the sacrificing of babies? The cannibalism? The group sex rituals? Burning captives alive in giant wicker men? Or do you ignore what real pagans did, and instead do little high-school play rituals, like in Teen Witch by Silverbunny Ravenfluff?

Where the hell do you get your info lmao

First as of all, as I mentioned in my first post, I have a baby girl. And She hasn't been eaten nor sacrificed....neither have any other babies I know. So that's shot down..so sorry


I don't eat people...in fact I don't even eat red meat. So again...shot down

No one gets burned alive except for when YOU people get involved.

and I have no idea what teen witch is...

OH and I don't run around having sex with random people. Its called being faithful to my husband.





Just wondering, how do you feel celebrating pagan holidays?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Where the hell do you get your info lmao

First as of all, as I mentioned in my first post, I have a baby girl. And She hasn't been eaten nor sacrificed....neither have any other babies I know. So that's shot down..so sorry

No, Pagans kill Christian babies, fool.

I don't eat people...in fact I don't even eat red meat. So again...shot down

No one gets burned alive except for when YOU people get involved.

and I have no idea what teen witch is...

OH and I don't run around having sex with random people. Its called being faithful to my husband.

Good, I see you have mastered the pagan art of lying.

Why do you hate your pagan gods, and ignore the sacrifices they demand?

Just wondering, how do you feel celebrating pagan holidays?

I don't celebrate pagan holidays.

Satan told pagans the dates when Christian holidays would occur, so the pagans put their holidays on those dates. Then they made up stories about gods who die and are resurrected, and about egg-laying rabbits, and all sorts of foolishness, all to make Christians look like they were copying pagans.

For someone who claims to be clever, you're . . . well, not.

[Nobar King]

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How many tattoos do you have, little pagan witch?

[Miss Abigail]

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How many tattoos do you have, little pagan witch?

5 actually and planning more


as for the post before this..

My cousin is a 'christian baby' and I didn't sacrifice him


Pagan's don't worship satan shock and horror to your little world I know. So sacrifice isn't a rule...neither is hate


maybe you should take some lessons

[Miss Abigail]

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No, Pagans kill Christian babies, fool.

Good, I see you have mastered the pagan art of lying.

Why do you hate your pagan gods, and ignore the sacrifices they demand?


I don't celebrate pagan holidays.

Satan told pagans the dates when Christian holidays would occur, so the pagans put their holidays on those dates. Then they made up stories about gods who die and are resurrected, and about egg-laying rabbits, and all sorts of foolishness, all to make Christians look like they were copying pagans.

For someone who claims to be clever, you're . . . well, not.

um. Easter was a celebration of fertility...until you for some reason put a rabbit and eggs with jesus' resurrection which makes NO sense. Christmas? Not so much. Your jesus is said to have been born in April, you put that on dec 25th because that's when we celebrate winter solstice.


you need some sense smacked into ya

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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5 actually and planning more


as for the post before this..

My cousin is a 'christian baby' and I didn't sacrifice him

Of course not. It's a relative. Duh.

Pagan's don't worship satan shock and horror to your little world I know. So sacrifice isn't a rule...neither is hate


maybe you should take some lessons

Maybe you should study the druids and find out what real pagans believe, instead of you "play-gans".

[Miss Abigail]

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Of course not. It's a relative. Duh.

Maybe you should study the druids and find out what real pagans believe, instead of you "play-gans".

uh huh...you say this while you worship a zombie?

who is the messed up one in this conversation?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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uh huh...you say this while you worship a zombie?

who is the messed up one in this conversation?

That'd be you, the play-pagan who ignores the demands of her demon gods.



This is not Jesus.

Jesus is God. He impregnated His mother with Himself and lived on Earth (while simultaneously in Heaven) for 33 years, teaching people about Himself, then allowing Himself to be sacrificed so He could allow Himself to forgive humans for disobeying His laws. He was only temporarily dead, and the resurrected Himself before going back to Heaven.

[Miss Abigail]

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That'd be you, the play-pagan who ignores the demands of her demon gods.



This is not Jesus.

Jesus is God. He impregnated His mother with Himself and lived on Earth (while simultaneously in Heaven) for 33 years, teaching people about Himself, then allowing Himself to be sacrificed so He could allow Himself to forgive humans for disobeying His laws. He was only temporarily dead, and the resurrected Himself before going back to Heaven.

yes he came back from the dead


which makes him a zombie

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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yes he came back from the dead


which makes him a zombie

Being God does not make Him a zombie, simpleton.

Now, why do you not follow the practices of the druids and other true Pagans?

[Miss Abigail]

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Being God does not make Him a zombie, simpleton.

Now, why do you not follow the practices of the druids and other true Pagans?

I do jack ass