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Re: Why doesnt everyone convert to the one true faith?
What way is that?Originally posted by Tower of Babel View Post
There is only one way to Salvation(c), pal; Through Jesus Christ. Submit your life to Him utterly and completely, and He may reward you. Continue to mock Him, and hell will be your reward.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Why doesnt everyone convert to the one true faith?
I don't know. Simply start a tithing program to Landover, obtain a KJV1611 (authorized) bible, and we do the rest. How much simpler can it be?Originally posted by Tower of Babel View PostEmeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Why doesnt everyone convert to the one true faith?
I already gave money today to the one true God, The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Have you guys even considered Pastafarianism? You should give it a try, it changed my life.
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Re: Why doesnt everyone convert to the one true faith?
A drawing of a ball of noodles changed your life. I can certainly believe THAT. Bring me a salad with my pizza.Originally posted by Tower of Babel View PostI already gave money today to the one true God, The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Have you guys even considered Pastafarianism? You should give it a try, it changed my life.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Why doesnt everyone convert to the one true faith?
I am no waiter. You should get your wife to bring you salad and a pizza.Comment
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Re: Why doesnt everyone convert to the one true faith?
Well, you can always hope to get promoted out of the scullery. Or I may have ordered the wrong thing. Bring me fries with that Filet-O-fish.Originally posted by Tower of Babel View PostEmeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Why doesnt everyone convert to the one true faith?
Don't worry, if you keep working hard, they'll move you up from dishwasher.Originally posted by Tower of Babel View Post
Or have you already made it to busboy?
After all, only children and the retarded believe in such things as "flying spaghetti monsters" and "bogeymen" and "Michael Jackson".www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
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Re: Why doesnt everyone convert to the one true faith?
I'll bet you fancy yourself the very first heathen God-mocker who came in here with your joke religion. You imagine that we'll all abandon Jesus and 2,000 years of Christian Tradition once we hear your little joke, is that it?Originally posted by Tower of Babel View Post
Enjoy hell.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Why doesnt everyone convert to the one true faith?
Or you can abandon that joke you have been believing for 2000 years and follow the one true faith.
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Re: Why doesnt everyone convert to the one true faith?
Sorry pal. GOD isn't three of the major food groups...although the CATHOLICS are in church right now drinking His blood and eating His skin (so they think).Originally posted by Tower of Babel View PostOr you can abandon that joke you have been believing for 2000 years and follow the one true faith.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Why doesnt everyone convert to the one true faith?
I know God isnt one of the three major food groups. He isnt any of the food groups. He is nothing since he does not exist. But the Flying Spaghetti Monster does exist and if you dont believe then its ok. The 8 I'd really rather you didn't says I shouldn't rub it in your face.Comment
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Re: Why doesnt everyone convert to the one true faith?
I am just stating the fact that God does not exist but The Flying Spaghetti Monster does, but I am also saying its ok that you can believe something different. I am not trying to push beliefs on you. Purity is for drinking water,not people.
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Re: Why doesnt everyone convert to the one true faith?
I believe in the REAL One True God© and his name Jesus! I would sooner believe in Santa Claus and The Easter Bunny than your Floating Entreé Diety! Besides, I'm gluten intolerant.
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