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  • JennyD
    Honorary True Christian™
    Sweet Placid Sister
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 9567

    #1

    What are atheists REALLY like?

    In this tragic YouTube misadventure, a typical atheist meanders ever so slowly through what I expect in his drug-addled mind was a "vicious rant" against God's Favorite Church, Landover Baptist.



    What can we learn from this video?
    Atheists are cowards. He hides behind a mask, thinking perhaps that this will prevent him from being found by the Department of Faith.

    Atheists are drunks or stoners. He is obviously wasted on the drugs.

    Atheists aren't very bright. He hems and haws, and can't bring his "thoughts" together into a cohesive message.

    Atheists are terrorists. At 2:45 or so, he threatens us with cyberterrorism.

    Atheists hate America. All terrorists hate America, and we see above that atheists are terrorists.
    What else have you learned about atheists from this video?
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  • Mr. Seth Cochran
    On Parole
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2008
    • 753

    #2
    Re: What are atheists REALLY like?

    Atheists are most likely homosexuals crossdressers who probably have the AIDS. Just look at the makeup and long hair. He's just asking for it. And Jesus will be more than happy to deliver. And they complain a lot without any basis other than "someone reliable said so". We have the Bible.

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: What are atheists REALLY like?

      This isn't Heath 'homer' Ledger back from the dead to terrorize us, is it?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Mistress Cookie
        Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2008
        • 6790

        #4
        Re: What are atheists REALLY like?

        You know what I find interesting?

        He is so afraid of the Pastors and/or God's Wrath, he hides his face.

        At least we post our knowledge here openly, and aren't afraid to honestly go toe-to-toe in any forum, in-person or otherwise. But this person is cowering behind artifice, a mask...and even sounds to have had to fortify himself with liquor or pills before taping this segment. What a frightened, lost soul.

        We can only pity him, pray for him, and hope he comes back so we can dialogue with him further.

        Jesus lead him to us once, and may well do so again.

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #5
          Re: What are atheists REALLY like?

          That's too much! Who did this video?

          Not even an atheist could be THAT slow . . . Come on, fess up, who did it?

          It's hilarious!
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
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          • JennyD
            Honorary True Christian™
            Sweet Placid Sister
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2007
            • 9567

            #6
            Re: What are atheists REALLY like?

            psssst . . . I think it's a real atheist . . .
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            • Pastor Al E Pistle
              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 9323

              #7
              Re: What are atheists REALLY like?

              This is just typical from the Brits! Someone will burn for this.

              http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/ch...ers-claim.html
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • Callisto
                WARNING: Canuckistani feminazi! Approach with caution!
                • Oct 2008
                • 174

                #8
                Re: What are atheists REALLY like?

                Oh, I had to stop. I couldn't take listening to him drone on and on, and I'm an atheist! Now Richard Dawkins on the other hand, articulate and cuddly. I could listen to him for hours.

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                • Mistress Cookie
                  Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 6790

                  #9
                  Re: What are atheists REALLY like?

                  Callisto, I'm practically prepared to forgive you being (momentarily) an atheist, if you'll just tell me what brand of moisturizer you use.

                  Your skin looks fabulous.

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                  • Wide-Open
                    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 18449

                    #10
                    Re: What are atheists REALLY like?

                    What a horrible person. Does anyone want to guess as to why he is wearing a Michael Jackson mask?

                    1 Thessalonians 2:5
                    For neither at any time used we flattering words, as ye know, nor a cloke of covetousness; God is witness:
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                    • Mistress Cookie
                      Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 6790

                      #11
                      Re: What are atheists REALLY like?

                      Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                      What a horrible person. Does anyone want to guess as to why he is wearing a Michael Jackson mask?
                      This is gruesome, but at that YouTube site, the first comment was something like, "Did you just flay your mother and put on her skin?"

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                      • Wide-Open
                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 18449

                        #12
                        Re: What are atheists REALLY like?

                        Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                        This is gruesome, but at that YouTube site, the first comment was something like, "Did you just flay your mother and put on her skin?"
                        Wait! I may be a little slow here, but are you saying Michael Jackson is his mother?

                        I know there are no limits to his (her?) debauchery, and that he had quite a few, um, alterations, but I didn't know this was possible at all. That goes way beyond being blemished in the stones.
                        Psalm 81:10:
                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                        • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                          Scientific Advisor
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 2373

                          #13
                          Re: What are atheists REALLY like?

                          As a person who spends a good portion of his time among so-called "scientists", I am well-versed in the ways of the atheistics, since scientists are, as a rule, anti-God. I can tell you that their depravity knows NO bounds--whether it's wearing clothing made from 3, or even sometimes 4 different fabrics or whether they're plotting new ways to run more baby fetuses through a blender, they have NO morals what-so-ever. And how could they, without believing in our Loving-But-Vengeful God looking over their shoulder? It's sickening and it's embarrassing to have to share the same title as these clowns.
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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #14
                            Re: What are atheists REALLY like?

                            Take a look at this hatemonger!! You can see that satan has her in his greasy talons.

                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • Holyharland
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 38

                              #15
                              Re: What are atheists REALLY like?

                              Their minds are warped and they have no morals. What sane person can truly hope to understand such a twisted mind? I mean morals without the Bible? Atheists are truly insane. Some of them have seen the errors of their ways and turned to Christ, but for reasons unknown many continue to tread the sinners path.

                              For moral Godly people it is hard to understand murderers, thieves and atheists. And with good reason too.

                              Originally posted by Mr. Seth Cochran View Post
                              Atheists are most likely homosexuals crossdressers who probably have the AIDS. Just look at the makeup and long hair. He's just asking for it. And Jesus will be more than happy to deliver. And they complain a lot without any basis other than "someone reliable said so". We have the Bible.
                              The atheists are indeed allied with the homosexuals. They have formed a pact against God's people.

                              Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                              What a horrible person. Does anyone want to guess as to why he is wearing a Michael Jackson mask?
                              Probably for some Satanic rituals I fear.

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