[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS!

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Do you always combine puking with talking?

[RagingLiberal]

Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS!

Why did the goth eat the baby?
Because the power of Satan compelled him.


Why did the Wiccan throw the cat head into church?
Because Satan speaks directly to her heart.


What did the Goth name her 5th illegitimate baby?
Edward. Again.

Terrible. You have a terrible sense of humor and you should stick to your day job.

Here's another good one for you.

A man goes to the doctor and he says, "Doc, I have Tom Jones fever, is that common?" and the doctor says "It's not unusual."

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[Marshall]

Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS!

Why did the goth eat the baby?
Because the power of Satan compelled him.


Why did the Wiccan throw the cat head into church?
Because Satan speaks directly to her heart.


What did the Goth name her 5th illegitimate baby?
Edward. Again.

[RagingLiberal]

Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS!

Why does goth teens put mustard in their coffee?
-because it's so damn bad...

That joke is so bad, I thought The Situation wrote it.
Seriously. Terrible joke.

Here's a good joke:
Why a man would want a wife is a mystery, but why a man would want two wives is a bigamy-stery!

That's a knee slapper!

[True Disciple]

Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS!

1. I don't cut myself.

You're a goth without tattoos or other markings on your body? That's like being a bird without feathers, boy.

2. I don't wear women's clothes.

Most goths do wear women's clothes, so I would first have to see it to believe you.

3. It's only strange to you, where i am its normal.

It wasn't normal to Zephaniah either, and He was inspired by God, unlike you.

4. I do have long hair but so do some of the male true Christian's on here

They are likely Nazarites, who are the only ones who are allowed to have long hair (Numbers 6:5). You, however, are a goth, and are in transgressions of 1 Corinthians 11:14.

5. The goth girls i know do dress modestly they don't like showing flesh

I have never seen a goth girl dress modestly, friend. That's why goth girls shouldn't whine when they are raped. They deserve that.

6. I don't see what that has to do with this

It means that women are not allowed to adorn their bodies by plaiting their hairs, wearing gold or putting on apparel that does that. Can you show me one goth girl who keeps this commandment?

[a goth scum]

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No were? Who is no? The bible says otherwise for gothic is another form of Ball(satan) worship. You are a "cut yourself to feel" satan worshipper. The Bible says so, that settles it. You sound like them devils I cast out of heathens all the time.

Acts
8:7 For unclean spirits, crying with loud voice, came out of many that were possessed with them: and many taken with palsies, and that were lame, were healed.

Them devils are really talking for ya.

gothic is not another from of ball(satan) were do you get these things really. and i already said i don't cut my self i'll show you my wrists if you like.

and to the guy above fair play you're grammar is better than mine but when you say it, it sound the same so you would have know what i was talking about

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS!

no were in that passage do i see the word goth and i don't cut my self so your argument has no meaning at all.

No were? Who is no? The bible says otherwise for gothic is another form of Ball(satan) worship. You are a "cut yourself to feel" satan worshipper. The Bible says so, that settles it. You sound like them devils I cast out of heathens all the time.

Acts
8:7 For unclean spirits, crying with loud voice, came out of many that were possessed with them: and many taken with palsies, and that were lame, were healed.

Them devils are really talking for ya.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS!

learn to read, or are you so delusional and/or stupid that your seeing extra words on the page. what you said had nothing to do with what i said. retarded monkey piffleer

Oh, now I get it!

You meant to say "To anyone. They are(they're) not sluts.", not "to anyone there not sluts".
So you said one thing but meant something entire different, and then started to bark at me that I can't read.

I am sure all goths are very proud of you for really flipping the bird to this stupid Christian.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS!

learn to read, or are you so delusional and/or stupid that your seeing extra words on the page.

OK, let's see.

First you state "The goth girls i know do dress modestly they don't like showing flesh..."
You are replied "... to you"
Where you continue "to anyone there not sluts"

All in all, according to your statements the goth girls you know do dress modestly and they don't like showing flesh to anyone there not sluts. From that you get the impression that they don't like to show flesh "to anyone there not sluts"

I think that excludes everyone else than sluts. So yes, you claimed that goths like to show flesh to sluts.

retarded monkey piffleer

No no, I am Christian. That kind of action you are refering is something evilutionists and africans does. Way you use it makes me think you use it as an insult. I don't think it is very nice to use these heathens as insult.

Besides, I was merely thanking you for sharing this new information to me and you attack me viciously full of bile.

Why are you goths so rude?

[a goth scum]

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Aren't goths them skin cutting Baal(satan) worshippers?

Well, we know what happened to the Ball worshippers.

1 Kings
18:27 And it came to pass at noon, that Elijah mocked them, and said, Cry aloud: for he is a god; either he is talking, or he is pursuing, or he is in a journey, or peradventure he sleepeth, and must be awaked. 18:28 And they cried aloud, and cut themselves after their manner with knives and lancets, till the blood gushed out upon them. 18:29 And it came to pass, when midday was past, and they prophesied until the time of the offering of the evening sacrifice, that there was neither voice, nor any to answer, nor any that regarded.

The bible says the you Ball worshipin' goths cut yourselves, That settles it.

Woeth unto you....WOETH! God will reign down his judgement of fire and torture you in hell for yor gothic ways.

Jude
14 And Enoch also, the seventh from Adam, prophesied of these, saying, Behold, the Lord cometh with ten thousands of his saints,
15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are ungodly among them of all their ungodly deeds which they have ungodly committed, and of all their hard speeches which ungodly sinners have spoken against him.

That measn that HELL is in your future......HELL!

Mark
9:44 Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched. 9:45 And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: 9:46 Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched. 9:47 And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire: 9:48 Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

no were in that passage do i see the word goth and i don't cut my self so your argument has no meaning at all.

[a goth scum]

Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS!

You are not even a real goth. Unless you look like this:



Or this:






But no. All you fags do is hating Jesus and sacrificing unborn childs to your master satan! Begone, mistress of the devil!

look more like some sort of medieval warriors to me, and i'm not a fag i don't hate jesus, i hate your lack of intelligence, i don't sacrifice anything to anyone, and not a mistress either

[a goth scum]

Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS!

Are you really flashing to all sluts, why is that? I knew goths did all sorts of perverted stuff, but I really did know exhibitionism was one of them. I guess should thank you for sharing this perversion of goth degenerates.

learn to read, or are you so delusional and/or stupid that your seeing extra words on the page. what you said had nothing to do with what i said. retarded monkey fucker

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS!

Aren't goths them skin cutting Baal(satan) worshippers?

Well, we know what happened to the Ball worshippers.

1 Kings
18:27 And it came to pass at noon, that Elijah mocked them, and said, Cry aloud: for he is a god; either he is talking, or he is pursuing, or he is in a journey, or peradventure he sleepeth, and must be awaked. 18:28 And they cried aloud, and cut themselves after their manner with knives and lancets, till the blood gushed out upon them. 18:29 And it came to pass, when midday was past, and they prophesied until the time of the offering of the evening sacrifice, that there was neither voice, nor any to answer, nor any that regarded.

The bible says the you Ball worshipin' goths cut yourselves, That settles it.

Woeth unto you....WOETH! God will reign down his judgement of fire and torture you in hell for yor gothic ways.

Jude
14 And Enoch also, the seventh from Adam, prophesied of these, saying, Behold, the Lord cometh with ten thousands of his saints,
15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are ungodly among them of all their ungodly deeds which they have ungodly committed, and of all their hard speeches which ungodly sinners have spoken against him.

That measn that HELL is in your future......HELL!

Mark
9:44 Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched. 9:45 And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: 9:46 Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched. 9:47 And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire: 9:48 Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

[DerKaiserVonPreussen]

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I am gay and I love to lick goats' arses.

You are not even a real goth. Unless you look like this:



Or this:






But no. All you fags do is hating Jesus and sacrificing unborn childs to your master satan! Begone, mistress of the devil!

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS!

to anyone there not sluts

Are you really flashing to all sluts, why is that? I knew goths did all sorts of perverted stuff, but I really did know exhibitionism was one of them. I guess should thank you for sharing this perversion of goth degenerates.