Psychic Predictions For 2008 Were ALL Wrong!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Brothers and sisters, we all know what God thinks about those who dabble in witchcraft and commune with the devil. Well those God-mockers who call themselves "psychic" are no different. They try and pass themselves off as prophets, they try and upstage Jesus.

Please take a look below at one example. The unholy cow who calls herself Sylvia Browne makes her predictions for the future every year around Halloween (her master's birthday). Let's see how she did for 2008.

Looks like 0 for 4.

Jesus wins again.

[Eugene Hackwith]

Re: Psychic Predictions For 2008 Were ALL Wrong!

That woman needs to get a new information source other than Satan. They don't call him the Father of Lies for nothing.

She should stick with predicting what she is making for supper, although I doubt she could even get that right.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Psychic Predictions For 2008 Were ALL Wrong!

More failed predictions are pouring in. Praise Jesus! He's the only one who knows what's about to happen!! These psychics are charlatans and false prophets!!!

Nikki, "psychic to the stars"

• Category 5 hurricane wipes out Miami.
  
• Terrorist attack on the Beijing Olympics plus another terrorist attack on Madrid, Spain, as well as an attack in Chicago.
  
• Two planes will collide over JFK Airport in New York.
  
• The US will invade Iran.
  
• An assassination around President Bush.
  
• The earth will move slightly off its axis causing some havoc.
  
• A cargo ship will collide with a cruise ship in the Mediterranean killing hundreds.
  
• A giant crocodile will devour many people in Southern Florida.
  
• A raging fire in Chicago will destroy a large portion of the Old Chicago area and a bridge will collapse in Toronto, Canada.
  
• A biological attack on the United States
  
• The Arch De Triumph in Paris, France, will collapse and there will be many buildings collapse in Mexico City.
  
• A subway attack in New York.
  
• A terrorist attack in California, Nevada and New York.
  
• There will be a space tragedy.

Coast to Coast AM

• The 2007 WD5 asteroid will hit Mars, and the remnants of an ancient civilization will be revealed.
  
• There will be a series of three earthquakes in Hawaii-- 8.6, 7.2 and 6.3, probably in March.
  
• 90 days of satellites being shut down.
  
• A major train crash-- one that will go down in the record books.
  
• Northern California will have an earthquake over 9.0 in April
  
• Mothman incidents will return to PA area, starting on July 4th.
  
• Lightning will become sentient and attack people. (my favorite)
  
• The source of chemtrails will be revealed as nefarious climate modification.

Angels & Ghosts

• An earthquake will hit northern California in Spring.
  
• The mothman will be spotted in Pennsylvania.
  
• A UFO will be shot down.
  
• Black triangle UFOs will turn out to be new US stealth fighters.

Mary Bogart

• "A terror attack right before the 2008 election which is the deciding factor in Rudi Giulianni becoming president."

Mr. Juseleeno Nobulega Da Roose, "noted Brazilian psychic"

• July 18th: 8.1 earthquake in Philippines; thousands of people dead.
  
• Sept: terrorist attack at the Empire State Building.

Barbara Garcia

• It is a turbulent year in natural disasters particularly tidal waves, possibly a tsunami.
  
• An extraordinary discovery right here on earth as remains of an ancient being are uncovered. "Could this be proof of the existence of ET?"

Psychics.co.uk

• On January 25, 2008 California will be rocked by an earthquake that will rival the San Francisco earthquake.
  
• "I see multiple severe and devastating earthquakes in various parts of the world causing much disruption to human society; possibly volcanoes erupting, as I see the sun blocked by darkness and explosions in the sky; and issues with high water levels, possibly due to tsunamis, on some coastlines, particularly in tropical areas and tropical islands. We are in for a rocky ride."
• Another major political/religious assassination in Pakistan leading to civil war. India to invade.
  
• A small nuclear detonation in Asia or middle east, possibly Israel.
  
• "A very strong image I was given was a particular community or area being wiped out using nukes. This was seen to be a good thing to prevent the spread of something - I felt this was a disease."
  
• Assasination of President Bush.
  
• 'Strange' markings in the night sky, visible to all...
  
• Nuclear detonation will be aimed at Los Angeles, New York City/Boston, or San Francisco between Jan 10-20, causing a tsunami. The detonation at sea will cause a tsunami that will further devastate the western coast, affecting the western coast all the way up to Washington State and the west coast of Baja California.

The Psychic Detective

• A number of bizarre and disturbing crimes will make the headlines in the later part of 2008 and 2009. These crimes will involve children and families. The level of brutality, strangeness, cruelty and disregard for the sanctity of life will be appalling.

Some random psychic

• Kidnappings are going to be on the rise in this country. We are going to hear about Americans being kidnapped and taken across our borders into border towns and held there for ransom. Many of these victims will not survive.

[Nobar King]

Re: Psychic Predictions For 2008 Were ALL Wrong!

Did anyone get anything right in 2008? (Besides you, Pastor Ezekiel?)

[Garman Warrior]

Re: Psychic Predictions For 2008 Were ALL Wrong!

Lord Jesus warned us about all kinds of false prophets and falsechrists who will appear in the last days as we read the whole Matthew 24,full chapter.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Psychic Predictions For 2008 Were ALL Wrong!

Did anyone get anything right in 2008? (Besides you, Pastor Ezekiel?)

I might have hit a few. In fact, I hit all of them. But I'm not predicting the future. Witches do that. I work in the field of oracular prophecy.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Psychic Predictions For 2008 Were ALL Wrong!

Brothers and sisters, we all know what God thinks about those who dabble in witchcraft and commune with the devil. Well those God-mockers who call themselves "psychic" are no different. They try and pass themselves off as prophets, they try and upstage Jesus.

Please take a look below at one example. The unholy cow who calls herself Sylvia Browne makes her predictions for the future every year around Halloween (her master's birthday). Let's see how she did for 2008.

Sylvia Browne looks like a manatee that's been beaten with a bat and sounds like that Negro James Earl Jones. Her psychic ability is not the only thing that is suspect. Were I a gambling man, I would wager she has a pair of "crystal balls" between her legs.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Psychic Predictions For 2008 Were ALL Wrong!

Sylvia Browne looks like a manatee that's been beaten with a bat and sounds like that Negro James Earl Jones. Her psychic ability is not the only thing that is suspect. Were I a gambling man, I would wager she has a pair of "crystal balls" between her legs.

Ummm.....Hatchet, do try to keep up. Zeke posted this just down the page hours ago. I know that you are getting on and so forth, but at least keep up with ME.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Psychic Predictions For 2008 Were ALL Wrong!

Ummm.....Hatchet, do try to keep up. Zeke posted this just down the page hours ago. I know that you are getting on and so forth, but at least keep up with ME.

(kudos to Prune for the colloquealism)

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Psychic Predictions For 2008 Were ALL Wrong!

Ummm.....Hatchet, do try to keep up. Zeke posted this just down the page hours ago. I know that you are getting on and so forth, but at least keep up with ME.

I'm as together as eleven Mexicans in a car and as sharp as the switchblades those Mexicans surely carry.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Psychic Predictions For 2008 Were ALL Wrong!

They'll be in trouble once Jesus restores Biblical law to the United States and thus to the world:

Deut. 18:20-22: But the prophet, which shall presume to speak a word in my name, which I have not commanded him to speak, or that shall speak in the name of other gods, even that prophet shall die. And if thou say in thine heart, How shall we know the word which the LORD hath not spoken? When a prophet speaketh in the name of the LORD, if the thing follow not, nor come to pass, that [is] the thing which the LORD hath not spoken, [but] the prophet hath spoken it presumptuously: thou shalt not be afraid of him.

Shout glory!

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Psychic Predictions For 2008 Were ALL Wrong!

A real prophet can call fire from the Heavens!

2Kings, Chap 1
"10": And Elijah answered and said to the captain of fifty, If I be a man of God, then let fire come down from heaven, and consume thee and thy fifty. And there came down fire from heaven, and consumed him and his fifty.

[Petal]

Re: Psychic Predictions For 2008 Were ALL Wrong!

Sylvia Browne makes her predictions for the future every year around Halloween (her master's birthday).

i predick she gonna burn in hellfires when she die an i feel safes to predick that cuz i not a wicker.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Psychic Predictions For 2008 Were ALL Wrong!

Did anyone get anything right in 2008? (Besides you, Pastor Ezekiel?)

Pat Robertson has a darned fine track record. That's what happens when you enquire of the Lord and not of some witch like Sylvia Brown. It's amazing how gullible the negroes who watched the Montel show are.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Psychic Predictions For 2008 Were ALL Wrong!

Well here's another demonic false prophet out to secure his place in the pits of hell. This one's a messicant to boot!

Mexican warlock predicts US troops on border

MEXICO CITY – Mexico's self-proclaimed "Grand Warlock" says the United States will pull troops out of Iraq in 2009 and send them to the border with Mexico in an attempt to expand its territory.

The prediction from Antonio Vazquez comes with a word of warning though: his record of projecting the future is spotty at best.

Vazquez has been making predictions since 1980 on events ranging from international events to the private lives of celebrities, based on his reading of tarot cards.

Vazquez erroneously predicted last year that oil prices would be stable and that Cuba's Fidel Castro and singer Britney Spears would die. This year, he says Spears will continue to triumph.