Unusual or Obscure Cults

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Funniest Cults

There is the vacuum cleaner cult. They'll vacuum your house for free, provided you'll listen to their pitch while they work. As you can probably imagine, it's a fairly small group. Nobody knows what they believe, because somebody is always vacuuming while they're talking.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Funniest Cults

Yesterday, a fellow named Q-Bert told us about a cult I found most amusing, the "Odor of the Infinite Dork".

This cult, apparently adhered to by one imaginary white-hippie-rastafarian-wannabe chaos theory researcher and Dungeons and Dragqueens fan, envisions "god" as a die of infinite sides, endlessly rolling in the heavens.

While I am thinking of a weird sect, I blame you for "Odor of the Infinite Dork"; wasn't it you who suggested making up a religion? Q-Bert seems to have done that.

[Nobar King]

Re: Funniest Cults

You have to edit 'advanced' properties to change the thread title.

[JennyD]

Re: Funniest Cults

Fine, guys, get all serious on me.

How about, "what are some of the most unusual cults you've heard about, and how can we use that information to Save their adherents from eternal Hellfire"?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Funniest Cults

They're only funny for a moment, until reality sets in.

I was just thinking the same thing. They are all funny at first, until you realize that real people are buying into that garbage.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Nobar King]

Re: Funniest Cults

They're only funny for a moment, until reality sets in.

[JennyD]

Yesterday, a fellow named Q-Bert told us about a cult I found most amusing, the "Odor of the Infinite Dork".

This cult, apparently adhered to by one imaginary white-hippie-rastafarian-wannabe chaos theory researcher and Dungeons and Dragqueens fan, envisions "god" as a die of infinite sides, endlessly rolling in the heavens.

At least, that's what I could make out from the nonsensical ramblings of Q-Bert. See for yourself HERE.

Now, we're all familiar with the well-known cults; Mormonism, Scientology, Catholicism, Wicca, Emo, Obamaism, Juggalosers, etc.

What's the silliest cult you've heard of? They can be small, and obscure; the smaller and more obscure, the better, in fact! That way, they're more pure in their wackiness.

This "Infinite Dork" thing is pretty high on my list!