[JennyD]

I was recently exposed to a truly bizarre and obscure cult: Frodology.

These people claim that J.R.R. Tolkien, the author of The Lord of the Rings trilogy, had actually discovered ancient texts regarding the worship of Hobbits, in particular the one called Frodo.

Dr. Michael J. Bisconti has declared the Frodologist homepage one of the two extant "Scumbag Websites" on the entire Internet. The other? PZ Myers' Pharyngula at www.scienceblogs.com.

In fact the Frodologists are so confused by the declaration of Scumbagness that they have had to comment on their own page:

Since Frodology apparently shares so much in common with Mr. Biscuit, I fail to see why we are listed as scumbags at all. Indeed, here are but a few brief examples of our common ground:

• We both believe in an afterlife (although he sadly does not believe in a beforelife)
• We are both fervent practitioners of misogyny
• We agree that homosexuality is treatable
• We both oppose evolution because it's just a silly theory, which means it's almost certainly wrong

Surely, their status as one of the only TWO "Scumbag Websites" indicates the dangerousness of this cult.

True Christians(tm) beware!

As a Christian Piss Patrolman™, I have nothing to hide. None of that gay sex or wall pissing for me.

Do I really want to know what a Piss Patrolman does?

[Billy Ram]

Re: Unusual or Obscure Cults

I'd have to say the Raelian U.F.O. cult. At their meetings people are required to squat naked over a mirror and look at their pooper. And no I'm not making this up.

[TamiJanMartiKarlaFay]

Re: Unusual or Obscure Cults

The United Church of Christ--membership is tiny compared with GODly Baptists. Strong support for Homers there.
Thank the Lord that not all Epicopalians are Homer sherry-drinking Vicars of Diddling; there's a bunch in Texas and in Africa who righteously hate both Homers and girls. Check out their Forward in Faith stuff--take that niceman Tutu!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Unusual or Obscure Cults

I'd have to say the Raelian U.F.O. cult. At their meetings people are required to squat naked over a mirror and look at their pooper. And no I'm not making this up.

I have heard of black holes, but that is ridiculous, brother. By the way.....how do you happen to know that?

[Shinigami]

Re: Unusual or Obscure Cults

I'd have to say the Raelian U.F.O. cult. At their meetings people are required to squat naked over a mirror and look at their pooper. And no I'm not making this up.

The Raelian cult tried to smuggle a swastika and a Star of David/Hexagram together and got it rubbed in their face. Should have known that the people down there take very unkindly to swastika wearing lunatics. Pure stoopid with no mirror or pooper to gaze at. Sick.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Unusual or Obscure Cults

The United Church of Christ--membership is tiny compared with GODly Baptists. Strong support for Homers there.
Thank the Lord that not all Epicopalians are Homer sherry-drinking Vicars of Diddling; there's a bunch in Texas and in Africa who righteously hate both Homers and girls. Check out their Forward in Faith stuff--take that niceman Tutu!

Mistress Cookie? Is that you? The picture and all....

[Billy Ram]

Re: Unusual or Obscure Cults

I have heard of black holes, but that is ridiculous, brother. By the way.....how do you happen to know that?

The Raelians were brought to my attention when they hit the news claiming they had cloned a human. The cult is largely composed of middle aged Quebecois hussies and homers, there presence is common here in Canada. And no pastor I did not participate in said pooper gazing, they openly confess in their puplications to this practice of "getting comfortable with their bodies."