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  • BloodlessSweden
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2009
    • 7

    #1

    Couple things

    1. I use your site for comedy.

    2. i also show it to my friends so that they can see what's wrong with christianity.

    3. Iam a Satanist.

    4. I know iam going too hell.

    5. I like it.

    6. I don't care about you.

    7. God will have his revenge on me? Bring it fucking! on! Try!

    8. Hail Satan! Ave Satana! The bearer of the true light, the true god of this world, and the One who protects me from those who want only evil.
    The ruler of this universe! The reason why christians don't like hell!
    Satan is the one who is going too rip your hearth apart! Regie Satana!

    9. I hope you get shocked when you read this.

    10. The cristian Hell is the lower parts of Hell, where life really is Hell.
    The Satanists Hell is the highest part of hell where we live a perfectly normal life without braindead zombies like you!

    666. I, Erik Nils Anders Andersson (AKA. BloodlustSweden) Damns all who use this forum to the lowest part of hell.



    HAIL SATAN!!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!!
  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449

    #2
    Re: Couple things

    Originally posted by BloodlustSweden View Post
    9. I hope you get shocked when you read this.


    Um, sorry, but.

    No.

    Not really.


    You are about to receive a prize for the 1,000th visitor posting crap like this.

    I would almost quote Anne Robinson, if she weren't such an un-Christian trollop.
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: Couple things

      OOhh, I'm scared. Halloween ended over two months ago, buddy. Get with the program.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Daisy Mae Johnson
        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15708

        #4
        Re: Couple things

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        • BloodlessSweden
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jan 2009
          • 7

          #5
          Re: Couple things

          Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post


          Um, sorry, but.

          No.

          Not really.


          You are about to receive a prize for the 1,000th visitor posting crap like this.

          I would almost quote Anne Robinson, if she weren't such an un-Christian trollop.
          Like i care.

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          • BloodlessSweden
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jan 2009
            • 7

            #6
            Re: Couple things

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            OOhh, I'm scared. Halloween ended over two months ago, buddy. Get with the program.

            wow, you really are a bunch of faked pussies.

            you know what? you idiots are true comedy!

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            • Brother Temperance
              Senior Usher
              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
              A very nice young man
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15621

              #7
              Re: Couple things

              Originally posted by BloodlustSweden View Post
              Satan is the one who is going too rip your hearth apart!
              That's a shame. I quite like my hearth. What am I going to use to keep my living room warm with now?
              666. I, Erik Nils Anders Andersson (AKA. BloodlustSweden) Damns all who use this forum to the lowest part of hell.
              Um, you are aware that you're using this forum, right?
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • BloodlessSweden
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jan 2009
                • 7

                #8
                Re: Couple things

                1
                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                That's a shame. I quite like my hearth. What am I going to use to keep my living room warm with now?

                2Um, you are aware that you're using this forum, right?
                1. You liek wen people spel thins wrong, don't you?

                2iam but i thought that you were smart enough to know that it naturally didn't include me.

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                • Wide-Open
                  Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                  A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                  Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 18449

                  #9
                  Re: Couple things

                  Originally posted by BloodlessSweden View Post
                  1
                  1.


                  1. You liek wen people spel thins wrong, don't you?
                  We also like it when we see proof that Eurotrash can't count!
                  Psalm 81:10:
                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #10
                    Re: Couple things

                    BloodlessSweetener, you probably only write on one topic, so let's get it out: What is your favorite metal band?
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621

                      #11
                      Re: Couple things

                      Originally posted by BloodlessSweden View Post
                      iam but i thought that you were smart enough to know that it naturally didn't include me.
                      There is nothing natural about the Swedes. Also, I suspect you're lying when you claim to have thought something.
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • BloodlessSweden
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 7

                        #12
                        Re: Couple things

                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                        There is nothing natural about the Swedes. Also, I suspect you're lying when you claim to have thought something.
                        And i suspect that you follow a guy that had a son who ended up like this: Makes perfect sense.....

                        And you seem pretty Nazi too.

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                        • Wide-Open
                          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 18449

                          #13
                          Re: Couple things

                          Originally posted by BloodlessSweden View Post
                          And i suspect that you follow a guy that had a son who ended up like this: Makes perfect sense.....
                          But he only died temporarily. Unlike you.

                          And you seem pretty Nazi too.
                          Another infraction coming your way.
                          Psalm 81:10:
                          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #14
                            Re: Couple things

                            Originally posted by BloodlessSweden View Post

                            And you seem pretty Nazi too.
                            Your hate speech has been recorded and forwarded to the FBI, CIA, DOF, and the Norwegian Defense Dept. We don't tolerate attacks like that, here. Besides, how could you confuse a political party with a Church?
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • BloodlessSweden
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 7

                              #15
                              Re: Couple things

                              [quote=Wide-Open;282631]But he only died temporarily. Unlike you.
                              ANSWER: But i will have a good afterlife. Unlike you!




                              Wide-Open
                              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe

                              Join Date: Nov 2007
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                              You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums
                              Dear BloodlustSweden,

                              You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

                              Reason: Not caring
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                              You will care when Satan rips your bottom cheeks to shreds, you filthy Swedish homer!
                              ANSWER: Um? I thought you just said that Halloween just ended?
                              hm.....i forgot something....OH! i have it! Oooooooh iam soooooo scared.




                              Wide-Open
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