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  • Mistress Cookie
    Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2008
    • 6790

    #1

    IS THERE A PASTOR ON DUTY? Zeke sighting ! ! !

    Christians:

    "Pastor Zeke" just posted a weird video in the What happened to Pastor Ezekiel? thread.

    I don't think it's really him, though. It's so strange and eerie...not like our missing Pastor AT ALL! Some must have beaten his Landover (tm) account password out of him!

    Who ever made that post, HAS ZEKE !

    Please someone trace the connection before they log off ! ! !
  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323

    #2
    Re: IS THERE A PASTOR ON DUTY? Zeke sighting ! ! !

    Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
    Christians:

    "Pastor Zeke" just posted a weird video in the What happened to Pastor Ezekiel? thread.

    I don't think it's really him, though. It's so strange and eerie...not like our missing Pastor AT ALL! Some must have beaten his Landover ™ account password out of him!

    Who ever made that post, HAS ZEKE !

    Please someone trace the connection before they log off ! ! !
    Relax, Cootie. We found him. He's just a bit under the weather.
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • Mistress Cookie
      Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2008
      • 6790

      #3
      Re: IS THERE A PASTOR ON DUTY? Zeke sighting ! ! !

      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
      Relax, Cootie. We found him. He's just a bit under the weather.
      I apologize if I sound like I'm questioning you, Good Pastor...but didn't that video seem strage and otherworldly to you ? ?

      It's as if they're keeping him drugged and captive somewhere.

      It looks like a cry for help!

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      • Pastor Al E Pistle
        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 9323

        #4
        Re: IS THERE A PASTOR ON DUTY? Zeke sighting ! ! !

        Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
        I apologize if I sound like I'm questioning you, Good Pastor...but didn't that video seem strage and otherworldly to you ? ?

        It's as if they're keeping him drugged and captive somewhere.

        It looks like a cry for help!
        I have been hearing that sound in the background for years when I talk to Zeke on the phone. I always wondered what it was.
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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