[eliot mayfield]

Re: Bo's Law (or how to tell real atheists from fake ones)

You know NOTHINg about atheism. Your bible is biased, I don't need any of that. So, no chances there. There is no "hip" or anything. The bible is just not logic, the chances of god are to small to even think of beliving in one. There is more chance that a supernova will kiss my ass right now... nothing.
@ miss Sport Utility Vehicle: Go back into the kitchen and be a good wife. That's what you are born for, if you keep believing that hanky panky. no one has to be converted, just let the people rot in hell. let us go bananas with science.
ye now what? you are some funny guys, using the net to broadcast your "science is shit"-attitude.

http://www.holysmoke.org/hs00/beer.htm

good night

So you believe in a huge universe as science tells you, where there are billions of planets and statistically there must be life on some of them and it's so big that anything is possible, except God?

[Sir Bernie]

Re: Bo's Law (or how to tell real atheists from fake ones)

You know NOTHINg about atheism. Your bible is biased, I don't need any of that. So, no chances there. There is no "hip" or anything. The bible is just not logic, the chances of god are to small to even think of beliving in one. There is more chance that a supernova will kiss my ass right now... nothing.
@ miss Sport Utility Vehicle: Go back into the kitchen and be a good wife. That's what you are born for, if you keep believing that hanky panky. no one has to be converted, just let the people rot in hell. let us go bananas with science.
ye now what? you are some funny guys, using the net to broadcast your "science is shit"-attitude.

http://www.holysmoke.org/hs00/beer.htm

good night

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Bo's Law (or how to tell real atheists from fake ones)

So has the Torah. No point for you.

Points indeed, would you accept the words of a Christ Killing joo?

Well, thing I wanted to say was: Harry Potter is more recent and even better selling then the bible.

Statistics show in the past 10 years, 250 million copies of the Bible have been sold.{…} The series, not counting the last book, has sold 325 million copies over 10 years. That's more than the population of the United States.

You will immediately see that this is over the past 10 years – The Bible has been going since 1611.

AND it is more possible then the storys happening in the bible!

As far as I can see the only single thing that that Harry Potter and The Bible agree upon is unicorns. God says they exist and so does J K Rowlings.

"We" is the atheist community. No legion, no demons, no god. Easy, isn't it? No, naturally not, you would have to look beyond your own nose.

Who are you? The chief atheist? I know that most atheists actually have a small piece of their heart dedicated to Jesus – they just say they don’t so they appear “hip” to their friends.

Son, there will come a day when you admit to yourself that Landover was right.

[SUV]

Re: Bo's Law (or how to tell real atheists from fake ones)

I Hate fake athians even worse than the real ones. 'Cause how can you even tell that they need to be Converted?

[Sir Bernie]

Re: Bo's Law (or how to tell real atheists from fake ones)

Ah yes, it has withstood the test of time.

So has the Torah. No point for you.

I’ve just said that! Don’t you read?

Hehe, funny guy, aren't you?
Well, thing I wanted to say was: Harry Potter is more recent and even better selling then the bible. AND it is more possible then the storys happening in the bible!

Jesus did not die – that is the whole point of it – He only died temporarily for people like you, who do not seen to appreciate it at all! He is alive in Heaven.

Yes... well, no. He isn't alive. He would look awful by now. He is dead, like everybody else who died 2000 and so years ago!

Silly What do you take us for? Superstitious idiots?

Yes, I do. But the point was, that if you don't belive in them, then you all are atheists, too, as I already said but can do so again for your limited brain.

Who is this “We”? Are you legion? Beset by demons?

"We" is the atheist community. No legion, no demons, no god. Easy, isn't it? No, naturally not, you would have to look beyond your own nose.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Bo's Law (or how to tell real atheists from fake ones)

So our knowledge about Harry Potter is out of a book. I totally agree on that. But our knowledge about god is from a book, too.

God dictated that book to a King of England, a bit different from Harry Potter, which was written by a fag-enabling witch.

And, as I may say, a much older one!

Ah yes, it has withstood the test of time.

And Harry Potter is in the present, but the bible was written long time ago.

I’ve just said that! Don’t you read?

And even long time after the person named Jesus died.

Jesus did not die – that is the whole point of it – He only died temporarily for people like you, who do not seen to appreciate it at all! He is alive in Heaven.

I hope you all know, that you are atheists, too.

Silly

Or do you believe in Zeus, Hermes or Thor??

What do you take us for? Superstitious idiots?

You see, you are atheists, too. We are just one god further then you.

Who is this “We”? Are you legion? Beset by demons?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Bo's Law (or how to tell real atheists from fake ones)

So our knowledge about Harry Potter is out of a book. I totally agree on that. But our knowledge about god is from a book, too. And, as I may say, a much older one!
And Harry Potter is in the present, but the bible was written long time ago.

That proves how True it is. If there were any problems with the Bible, people would've spotted them by now.

I hope you all know, that you are atheists, too. Or do you believe in Zeus, Hermes or Thor??

We believe in the existence of Satan and his demons, yes.

[Sir Bernie]

Re: Bo's Law (or how to tell real atheists from fake ones)

So our knowledge about Harry Potter is out of a book. I totally agree on that. But our knowledge about god is from a book, too. And, as I may say, a much older one!
And Harry Potter is in the present, but the bible was written long time ago. And even long time after the person named Jesus died.

I hope you all know, that you are atheists, too. Or do you believe in Zeus, Hermes or Thor??
You see, you are atheists, too. We are just one god further then you.

Cheers,

Yours Sir

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Bo's Law (or how to tell real atheists from fake ones)

So if I say "Describe Harry Potter," and you say something along the lines of he is a satan-worshipping witch, by your flawed logic that means Harry Potter must exist, because you displayed knowledge about him!

No. We know that Harry Potter is not a real being because all the evidence we have about him just comes from a book.

I'm an agnostic in that I recognize that nobody can KNOW for sure if there is a God. But I'm an atheist in that I BELIEVE that there is no God.

100 years ago, the Pastor would have beat you for that. 50 Years ago, some spotty faced teen girl in Bible Class would have sent you to a corner. In both cases, there was a chance your soul could be saved. In these lieberal times, as Satan stalks the earth, you are allowed to get away with doubt and your own opinions, but the result is Damnation.

It's like saying I believe a certain sports team will win a game, but I recognize that I can't know for sure.

Then I suggest you avoid gambling on the outcome of football and baseball. However, the consequences of losing the bet on God are awesomely awful.

[Elizabeth]

Re: Bo's Law (or how to tell real atheists from fake ones)

How many times have you seen something on youtube and thought, “!!!What are the chances of that happening?” Bear that thought in mind.
An atheist makes the statement, “There is no God”

A secular scientist will tell you that everything (not just some things but everything) is uncertain (see that idiot heathen Heisenberg.)

If I say, “Don’t think of a hippopotamus.” The first thing that comes to your mind is a hippopotamus. If I say, “Don't think of God.” (Jesus forgive me, I’m dealing with a retard) what is the first thing that comes to your mind? God! You know a lot about Him, but you say there is no such thing.

You say there is no such thing as a unicorn and no such thing as God. I then ask, “If, as you say, they are both imaginary, how do you know they are not one and the same?” You could answer that but in doing so, you would display knowledge about something that you deny exists!

If I say, “Describe a Fragotus” you’d be stuck because I’ve just made that up and there isn’t a Fragotus.” I’d believe you if you said you didn’t believe in them.

So you see, you are not an atheist, you are an agnostic. If you are an agnostic, then you’d be better off believing in God to save the embarrassment when you reach heaven (Granted that in your case that is slight.)

So if I say "Describe Harry Potter," and you say something along the lines of he is a satan-worshipping witch, by your flawed logic that means Harry Potter must exist, because you displayed knowledge about him!

I'm an agnostic in that I recognize that nobody can KNOW for sure if there is a God. But I'm an atheist in that I BELIEVE that there is no God. It's like saying I believe a certain sports team will win a game, but I recognize that I can't know for sure.

[Sixtha]

Re: Bo's Law (or how to tell real atheists from fake ones)

This law its pretty much like covering your eyes and ears and screaming: "I can't hear you, atheist scum, you don't exist!"

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Bo's Law (or how to tell real atheists from fake ones)

You think that people who say they are atheist are wrong? That noone is an atheist? Huh?

Who is "noone?" Do you mean Peter Noone? I'm pretty sure he's a papist.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Bo's Law (or how to tell real atheists from fake ones)

You think that people who say they are atheist are wrong? That noone is an atheist? Huh?

How many times have you seen something on youtube and thought, “!!!What are the chances of that happening?” Bear that thought in mind.
An atheist makes the statement, “There is no God”

A secular scientist will tell you that everything (not just some things but everything) is uncertain (see that idiot heathen Heisenberg.)

If I say, “Don’t think of a hippopotamus.” The first thing that comes to your mind is a hippopotamus. If I say, “Don't think of God.” (Jesus forgive me, I’m dealing with a retard) what is the first thing that comes to your mind? God! You know a lot about Him, but you say there is no such thing.

You say there is no such thing as a unicorn and no such thing as God. I then ask, “If, as you say, they are both imaginary, how do you know they are not one and the same?” You could answer that but in doing so, you would display knowledge about something that you deny exists!

If I say, “Describe a Fragotus” you’d be stuck because I’ve just made that up and there isn’t a Fragotus.” I’d believe you if you said you didn’t believe in them.

So you see, you are not an atheist, you are an agnostic. If you are an agnostic, then you’d be better off believing in God to save the embarrassment when you reach heaven (Granted that in your case that is slight.)

[Ahlen Atheati]

Re: Bo's Law (or how to tell real atheists from fake ones)

You think that people who say they are atheist are wrong? That noone is an atheist? Huh?

[Jeremiah Robertson]

Re: Bo's Law (or how to tell real atheists from fake ones)

A real atheist will be a stupid one. For he/she will say there is no God, and the fool has said in his heart, "There is no God,"

And since all atheists are stupid enough to say that there is no God, that means that they are all real.