[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

I'll have you know, good sir, that "The Lord of the Rings" happens to be a history textbook. It recounts the historical events of an age long gone.

Alllie, you've said a lot of crazy things on this Godly forum, but that has to be the craziest.

If "hobbits" are not mentioned in the Holy Bible, then they never existed. Like Mickey Mouse and Belgium, they are made-up.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

I'll have you know, good sir, that "The Lord of the Rings" happens to be a history textbook. It recounts the historical events of an age long gone.

I for one need some concrete evidence before believing some old book which makes outrageous fantastic claims about long ago events is real.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

Alie, you've said a lot of crazy things on this Godly forum, but that has to be the craziest. It's not crazy - it's true! I have a whole basement full of Certified Nerds who are willing to attest to the authenticity and varacity of the text.

If "hobbits" are not mentioned in the Holy Bible, then they never existed. Like Mickey Mouse and Belgium, they are made-up.

So, if it isn't in the Bible, it's not real? Are cells ever mentioned in the Bible? Atoms? Molecules? What about hydrogen, or carbon? I guess those things aren't real either.

I for one need some concrete evidence before believing some old book which makes outrageous fantastic claims about long ago events is real.

Oh, the irony!

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

So, if it isn't in the Bible, it's not real? Are cells ever mentioned in the Bible? Atoms? Molecules? What about hydrogen, or carbon? I guess those things aren't real either.

Oh, the irony!

How is that ironic? Perhaps you meant "validity"?

[WickedWitch]

Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

How is that ironic? Perhaps you meant "validity"?

Nevermind. I'm listening to the voices again.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

and Problème is a female word (because of the E at the end)
so...Ta problème

Yes sure. Like the word "homme". La homme.

You blithering idiot. If you were to teach my children, I'd sue your fat heathen stupid ass.

> problème
(nom masculin)
Ecouter la définition...
Question à résoudre.
Difficulté.

Just shut up, OK? Allllllie is confused enough as it is.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

Yes sure. Like the word "homme". La homme. *Snickers*
Just shut up, OK? Alie is confused enough as it is.

True that!

[Wide-Open]

Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

True that!

Did I spell your name wrong again?

But more to the point: can you believe someone like this, who makes up the rules as they go?

Of course not. That's why I'm so glad I have my KJV.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

Did I spell your name wrong again? It's all right, every True Christian does. Why that is, I'm not too sure.

But more to the point: can you believe someone like this, who makes up the rules as they go? It makes it difficult to play the game. Wait, which game are we playing? DAMMIT! Now I've gone and lost The Game!!

Of course not. That's why I'm so glad I have my KJV.

That's all well and good for you, meanwhile, I've lost The Game again!

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

Nevermind. I'm listening to the voices again.

These voices, are they demonic in nature? Do you need an exorcism?

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

lost The Game

When I was a Satanist, we used to hold our meetings in this place we called "The Temple of the Ninth Pit". Only it wasn't really a temple, it was a treehouse in our neighbor's backyard. This thread kinda takes me back to those days....

[WickedWitch]

Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

These voices, are they demonic in nature? Do you need an exorcism?

No, thank you. I'm still traumitised from the last three. They don't seem to work very well on me.

When I was a Satanist, we used to hold our meetings in this place we called "The Temple of the Ninth Pit". Only it wasn't really a temple, it was a treehouse in our neighbor's backyard. This thread kinda takes me back to those days....

That's kinda... a little pathetic... How did my losing The Game make you think of that?

[Ayeola]

Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

Alllie, you've said a lot of crazy things on this Godly forum, but that has to be the craziest.

If "hobbits" are not mentioned in the Holy Bible, then they never existed. Like Mickey Mouse and Belgium, they are made-up.

America is not mentioned in the bible... SO! you made America up

[Clint W. Wood (aka "Mr. K")]

Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

America is not mentioned in the bible... SO! you made America up

Well, they believe it is actually... They see the United States as the Promised Land.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

Of course America is not mentioned in the Holy Bible. It was full of savage redskins who had pre-stolen it from True Christians(tm) at the time. But it is obvious to anyone with the Holy Spirit in his heart that God's favorite country is America.

He has Blessed us above all other nations. We are the most admired, powerful and wealthy nation on earth. Millions of foreigners give up everything in order to come and live here. No one wants to live where you do.

Have you ever heard the expression "God Bless America?"

I've never heard anyone say "God Bless Belgium." That would be ridiculous.