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  • OnYourKnees
    On Extended Furlough
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2006
    • 4729

    #1

    Superstitious Nonsense: Feng Shui

    I ran across this article, being hyped by AOHell.

    Apparently, these Asian nut cases think that redecorating your house will attract the right sort of future husband or wife! AS THOUGH a FUTURE husband or wife would be exploring your bedroom prior to marriage?!

    Bizarre.
    Feng Shui Tips for Attracting Your Ideal Lover
    By Stephanie Dempsey
    Provided by Tarot.com

    According to feng shui, all energy is expressed in one of five ways: fire, earth, metal, water, and wood. People’s personalities can also be described in terms of the five elements. Fire types are wild and impulsive, while earth types are stable and sensuous. Metal types are tasteful and discerning, and water types are sensitive and emotional. Wood types are adventurous and open-minded. If you’re looking to attract a certain type of lover, the following feng shui cures can do the job.

    Want a Vivacious Adventurer?
    Implement fire cures to your bedroom. Red candles will attract a lover who is impulsive, ardent, and passionate. Be sure to light the candles for a few minutes every evening. Applying ylang-ylang essential oil to light bulbs can also draw a spicy lover into your boudoir. Abstract, colorful artwork acts like a magnet on these lovers. An Oriental carpet with rich splashes of red can also do the trick. Do you already have a partner and want to spice up your sex life? Invest in a wooden four-poster bed frame that doesn’t have a canopy. Cover the bed with scarlet, burgundy, or rose-colored sheets.

    Seeking a Secure Soul Mate?
    Use earth cures in the bedroom. Choose heavy, substantial furniture to attract a partner of substance. Decorate the room with sensual earth tones like brown, cream, brick, and pumpkin. These hues will appeal to a lover who is loyal, hardworking, and calm. Applying a small amount of peppermint essential oil to light bulbs is also a good way to promote stability in your love life. Identical night lamps with ceramic bases will lend permanence to your relationship, as will a canopy bed or a sturdy bed frame with a foot board. Splurge on sheets with the highest thread count possible if you want a mate who will cherish and adore you.

    Crave a Partner With Impeccable Manners?
    Use metal cures in the bedroom. Select distinctive furnishings that are unusual because of their shape or size. This will attract a lover who is thoughtful and refined. Placing six white votive candles on a mirrored tray is sure to draw just such a person into your life. Be sure to light the candles for a few minutes each night. Lightweight curtains that allow the sun to penetrate through them will add creativity and spontaneity to your love life. If your relationship lacks intimacy, invest in a bed with a metal headboard. This will promote an “us-against-the-world” dynamic. White sheets with a sateen finish will encourage innovative lovemaking.

    Searching for a Sensitive Artist?
    Implement water cures to your bedroom. Low lighting, plenty of plump pillows, and plush fabrics are powerful lures for a sensitive artist. Be sure to keep the television out of your bedroom if you yearn for such a partner, or you’ll spend more time watching movies than making love. A white-noise mechanism will hold this lover’s attention, as it helps drown out distractions. Dreamy watercolors or photos of seascapes will lend a satisfying sweetness to your love life. If you’ve had difficulty expressing your emotions to your partner in a healthy way, invest in a sleigh bed. Cover the bed with soft sheets that have an undulating pattern. This will encourage tender lovemaking with transcendental power.

    Prefer a Partner With a Big Intellect?
    Put wood cures in your bedroom. Flourishing plants, leggy furniture, and striped fabrics will attract the attention of a brainy lover. Lamps that cast light up toward the ceiling will keep your relationship energetic and refreshing. If you want a relationship that is always growing and changing, choose wall hangings that run on a vertical slant, rather than a horizontal one. This will attract witty intellectuals like bees to a flower. Choose a wooden bed frame without a foot board if you’ve had trouble with stubborn, stuffy lovers in the past. Cover the bed with green or striped sheets. This will encourage sexual exploration, as well as stimulating conversation.

    About the Author
    Stephanie Dempsey is an accomplished author, Feng Shui practitioner and astrologer. She has contributed to several New Age titles, including "Your Birthday Sign through Time: A Chronicle of the Forces that Shape Your Destiny" and the upcoming "Love Signs and You: The Ultimate Astrological Guide to Love, Sex, and Relationships". She holds a degree in Feng Shui from the Mountain Institute of Tribeca in New York City.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #2
    Re: Superstitious Nonsense: Feng Shui

    Exodus 22:18
    Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Rev. Dr. Davidson
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Jan 2007
      • 1439

      #3
      Re: Superstitious Nonsense: Feng Shui

      This may sound crazy, but I think that article is to recruit leezbeens. The only thing is, it mentions adventerous and intelligent. We all know that women have not those things. All that sensitive, girly crap is for women.

      This 'soul mate' witchcraft.... There is no such things. It sounds like the relationship between a witch and her familiar. Or, is this really some type of spell to bind some poor man in servitude to a woman? I, for one, happen to think it's a combination of all the above. Something to either turn men into girls, or attract other women........
      "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
      (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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      • OnYourKnees
        On Extended Furlough
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2006
        • 4729

        #4
        Re: Superstitious Nonsense: Feng Shui

        Originally posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson View Post
        This 'soul mate' witchcraft.... There is no such things. It sounds like the relationship between a witch and her familiar. Or, is this really some type of spell to bind some poor man in servitude to a woman? I, for one, happen to think it's a combination of all the above. Something to either turn men into girls, or attract other women........
        I bet Rachael Van Toiletbrush can tell us a few things about enslaving her man and making him scrub the bathroom.

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        • Rachael Van Helsing
          HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
          • Sep 2006
          • 5131

          #5
          Re: Superstitious Nonsense: Feng Shui

          Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
          I bet Rachael Van Toiletbrush can tell us a few things about enslaving her man and making him scrub the bathroom.
          And just how is alternating turns enslaving? We simply take turns at doing the icky stuff, to make it fair. I have to clean it as much as he does, we just take turns.

          And besides, there are sometimes spiders in the bathroom
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          Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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          • Peacekeeper
            • Jan 2007
            • 115

            #6
            Re: Superstitious Nonsense: Feng Shui

            God works in mysterious ways. We do not know all the ways, and the soul mate attraction methods could work.

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            • OnYourKnees
              On Extended Furlough
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2006
              • 4729

              #7
              Re: Superstitious Nonsense: Feng Shui

              Originally posted by Peacekeeper View Post
              God works in mysterious ways. We do not know all the ways, and the soul mate attraction methods could work.
              I thought you were the one who didn't believe in God?

              And if it were to work -- rather than being superstitious nonsense -- it'd be witchcraft!

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              • Peacekeeper
                • Jan 2007
                • 115

                #8
                Re: Superstitious Nonsense: Feng Shui

                Witch's dont exist, obviously someone was born in the wrong century. Also, when did i ever say i didn't believe in god?

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                • OnYourKnees
                  On Extended Furlough
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 4729

                  #9
                  Re: Superstitious Nonsense: Feng Shui

                  Originally posted by Peacekeeper View Post
                  Witch's dont exist, obviously someone was born in the wrong century. Also, when did i ever say i didn't believe in god?
                  You just said that feng shui "could work".

                  It is witchcraft.

                  What is a practitioner of witchcraft called?

                  If you don't start showing some intelligence, we will have to quarantine you. We won't have you contaminating newbies with your one-liner idiocy.
                  Last edited by OnYourKnees; 01-23-2007, 04:36 PM.

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                  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 12414

                    #10
                    Re: Superstitious Nonsense: Feng Shui

                    Originally posted by Peacekeeper View Post
                    Witch's dont exist, obviously someone was born in the wrong century. Also, when did i ever say i didn't believe in god?
                    Try telling that to the Wicceds that pollute our society or this very board. They're very proud of bending over for Satan.
                    Posted via Prayer

                    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621

                      #11
                      Re: Superstitious Nonsense: Feng Shui

                      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                      And just how is alternating turns enslaving? We simply take turns at doing the icky stuff, to make it fair. I have to clean it as much as he does, we just take turns.

                      And besides, there are sometimes spiders in the bathroom
                      Not nearly as many spiders as there are in HELL, witch!
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • OnYourKnees
                        On Extended Furlough
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 4729

                        #12
                        Re: Superstitious Nonsense: Feng Shui

                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                        Not nearly as many spiders as there are in HELL, witch!
                        Imagine, Rachael . . . you're in the waiting line for Hell, and you start feeling little tendrils of heat on your legs . . . you look down, and see that the floor is awash in flaming spiders, some of which are running up your legs, setting your clothes ablaze and seeking points of entry! You try to knock them off, but a demon grabs your arms so you're helpless as the burning spiders crawl all over you, and lo, they find those points of entry!
                        Last edited by OnYourKnees; 01-24-2007, 07:33 PM.

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                        • Pastor Al E Pistle
                          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 9323

                          #13
                          Re: Superstitious Nonsense: Feng Shui

                          Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                          Imagine, Rachael . . . all those little flaming spiders, running up your legs . . .
                          LITTLE?!?!? Look at the venom dripping out of the fangs of this horrid demon!
                          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                          • tommy
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Oct 2006
                            • 392

                            #14
                            Re: Superstitious Nonsense: Feng Shui

                            I may be just a foreign beagle hound but I sense some bad karma around here...
                            The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
                            Exodus 15:3

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                            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 12414

                              #15
                              Re: Superstitious Nonsense: Feng Shui

                              Originally posted by tommy View Post
                              I may be just a foreign beagle hound but I sense some bad karma around here...
                              I'm going to have to do some searching, but I'm sure God frowns on furries. How can He not?
                              Posted via Prayer

                              1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                              Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                              Blogging for CHRIST!
                              Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                              All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                              Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                              On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                              My Ladies of Landover profile!

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