[OnYourKnees]

Re: Superstitious Nonsense: Feng Shui

I may be just a foreign beagle hound but I sense some bad karma around here...

Karma is an imaginary force created by Hindus, Tommy. Christians don't need to imagine that karma will repay people. We have Jesus to do that!

GLORY!

Seriously, talk about the demon sodomy all you want (I have nooo problem with that ) but enough with the spiders!!!!

You do realize that the sodomizing demons can take any form God decides, right?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggg ggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!!!!!!
*shudder* *shudder* *shudder*

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Can you post the image, Pastor?

Of course, dear. This is Atrax Robustus, but you will know it as the Sydney Funnelweb. The picture is almost to scale.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Superstitious Nonsense: Feng Shui

Not nearly as many spiders as there are in HELL, witch!

Please don't mention spiders.

Imagine, Rachael . . . you're in the waiting line for Hell, and you start feeling little tendrils of heat on your legs . . . you look down, and see that the floor is awash in flaming spiders, some of which are running up your legs, setting your clothes ablaze and seeking points of entry! You try to knock them off, but a demon grabs your arms so you're helpless as the burning spiders crawl all over you, and lo, they find those points of entry!

Please don't mention spiders finding points of entry!!!

LITTLE?!?!? Look at the venom dripping out of the fangs of this horrid demon!

Can you post the image, Pastor? That link is blocked by surf control (which probably has a lot more sense than I do for asking )

And enough with the spiders!!!!!! I HATE spiders!!!! I hate bugs in general but I'm really not fond of spiders!! (Although roaches and millipedes are still worse)
Seriously, talk about the demon sodomy all you want (I have nooo problem with that ) but enough with the spiders!!!!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Well, beagles were, as every other being on Earth, intelligently designed...

But beagles themselves are not intelligent, and being animals have no souls. Therefore, you're not a beagle but possibly one of those sick sinners who like to dress up in animal costumes and fornicate with each other (I hope you're not, and that you're just playing around pretending to be one). My suspicion about "furries" is that they know they are damned to Hell, but rather than turning to Jesus and repenting, they are so terrified they pretend to be creatures without souls. God is not fooled, and they will know of their folly when they end up roasting like pigs on spits in Hell.

[tommy]

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And, of course, if you have accepted JESUS and Landover Baptist, you live forever.

I thought that was obvious to all sinners, even Shoelace.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

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Other than me accusing all of you to be racist, that is the biggest fib I have ever heard.

[tommy]

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I'm going to have to do some searching, but I'm sure God frowns on furries. How can He not?

Well, beagles were, as every other being on Earth, intelligently designed...

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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You are given the gift of life...by God
You are tested...by God
you are killed...by God.

Get it?

And, of course, if you have accepted JESUS and Landover Baptist, you live forever.

[tommy]

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What is this, a fantasy movie?

Life is simple.

You are born. You live. You die. End of story.

You are given the gift of life...by God
You are tested...by God
you are killed...by God.

Get it?

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

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What is this, a fantasy movie?

Life is simple.

You are born. You live. You die. End of story.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Superstitious Nonsense: Feng Shui

I may be just a foreign beagle hound but I sense some bad karma around here...

I'm going to have to do some searching, but I'm sure God frowns on furries. How can He not?

[tommy]

Re: Superstitious Nonsense: Feng Shui

I may be just a foreign beagle hound but I sense some bad karma around here...

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Superstitious Nonsense: Feng Shui

Imagine, Rachael . . . all those little flaming spiders, running up your legs . . .

LITTLE?!?!? Look at the venom dripping out of the fangs of this horrid demon!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Superstitious Nonsense: Feng Shui

Not nearly as many spiders as there are in HELL, witch!

Imagine, Rachael . . . you're in the waiting line for Hell, and you start feeling little tendrils of heat on your legs . . . you look down, and see that the floor is awash in flaming spiders, some of which are running up your legs, setting your clothes ablaze and seeking points of entry! You try to knock them off, but a demon grabs your arms so you're helpless as the burning spiders crawl all over you, and lo, they find those points of entry!