Superstitious Nonsense: Feng Shui

[Brother Temperance]

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And just how is alternating turns enslaving? We simply take turns at doing the icky stuff, to make it fair. I have to clean it as much as he does, we just take turns.

And besides, there are sometimes spiders in the bathroom

Not nearly as many spiders as there are in HELL, witch!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Witch's dont exist, obviously someone was born in the wrong century. Also, when did i ever say i didn't believe in god?

Try telling that to the Wicceds that pollute our society or this very board. They're very proud of bending over for Satan.

[OnYourKnees]

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Witch's dont exist, obviously someone was born in the wrong century. Also, when did i ever say i didn't believe in god?

You just said that feng shui "could work".

It is witchcraft.

What is a practitioner of witchcraft called?

If you don't start showing some intelligence, we will have to quarantine you. We won't have you contaminating newbies with your one-liner idiocy.

[Peacekeeper (Quarantined)]

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Witch's dont exist, obviously someone was born in the wrong century. Also, when did i ever say i didn't believe in god?

[OnYourKnees]

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God works in mysterious ways. We do not know all the ways, and the soul mate attraction methods could work.

I thought you were the one who didn't believe in God?

And if it were to work -- rather than being superstitious nonsense -- it'd be witchcraft!

[Peacekeeper (Quarantined)]

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God works in mysterious ways. We do not know all the ways, and the soul mate attraction methods could work.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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I bet Rachael Van Toiletbrush can tell us a few things about enslaving her man and making him scrub the bathroom.

And just how is alternating turns enslaving? We simply take turns at doing the icky stuff, to make it fair. I have to clean it as much as he does, we just take turns.

And besides, there are sometimes spiders in the bathroom

[OnYourKnees]

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This 'soul mate' witchcraft.... There is no such things. It sounds like the relationship between a witch and her familiar. Or, is this really some type of spell to bind some poor man in servitude to a woman? I, for one, happen to think it's a combination of all the above. Something to either turn men into girls, or attract other women........

I bet Rachael Van Toiletbrush can tell us a few things about enslaving her man and making him scrub the bathroom.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

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This may sound crazy, but I think that article is to recruit leezbeens. The only thing is, it mentions adventerous and intelligent. We all know that women have not those things. All that sensitive, girly crap is for women.

This 'soul mate' witchcraft.... There is no such things. It sounds like the relationship between a witch and her familiar. Or, is this really some type of spell to bind some poor man in servitude to a woman? I, for one, happen to think it's a combination of all the above. Something to either turn men into girls, or attract other women........

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

[OnYourKnees]

I ran across this article, being hyped by AOHell.

Apparently, these Asian nut cases think that redecorating your house will attract the right sort of future husband or wife! AS THOUGH a FUTURE husband or wife would be exploring your bedroom prior to marriage?!

Bizarre.

Feng Shui Tips for Attracting Your Ideal Lover
By Stephanie Dempsey
Provided by Tarot.com

According to feng shui, all energy is expressed in one of five ways: fire, earth, metal, water, and wood. People’s personalities can also be described in terms of the five elements. Fire types are wild and impulsive, while earth types are stable and sensuous. Metal types are tasteful and discerning, and water types are sensitive and emotional. Wood types are adventurous and open-minded. If you’re looking to attract a certain type of lover, the following feng shui cures can do the job.

Want a Vivacious Adventurer?
Implement fire cures to your bedroom. Red candles will attract a lover who is impulsive, ardent, and passionate. Be sure to light the candles for a few minutes every evening. Applying ylang-ylang essential oil to light bulbs can also draw a spicy lover into your boudoir. Abstract, colorful artwork acts like a magnet on these lovers. An Oriental carpet with rich splashes of red can also do the trick. Do you already have a partner and want to spice up your sex life? Invest in a wooden four-poster bed frame that doesn’t have a canopy. Cover the bed with scarlet, burgundy, or rose-colored sheets.

Seeking a Secure Soul Mate?
Use earth cures in the bedroom. Choose heavy, substantial furniture to attract a partner of substance. Decorate the room with sensual earth tones like brown, cream, brick, and pumpkin. These hues will appeal to a lover who is loyal, hardworking, and calm. Applying a small amount of peppermint essential oil to light bulbs is also a good way to promote stability in your love life. Identical night lamps with ceramic bases will lend permanence to your relationship, as will a canopy bed or a sturdy bed frame with a foot board. Splurge on sheets with the highest thread count possible if you want a mate who will cherish and adore you.

Crave a Partner With Impeccable Manners?
Use metal cures in the bedroom. Select distinctive furnishings that are unusual because of their shape or size. This will attract a lover who is thoughtful and refined. Placing six white votive candles on a mirrored tray is sure to draw just such a person into your life. Be sure to light the candles for a few minutes each night. Lightweight curtains that allow the sun to penetrate through them will add creativity and spontaneity to your love life. If your relationship lacks intimacy, invest in a bed with a metal headboard. This will promote an “us-against-the-world” dynamic. White sheets with a sateen finish will encourage innovative lovemaking.

Searching for a Sensitive Artist?
Implement water cures to your bedroom. Low lighting, plenty of plump pillows, and plush fabrics are powerful lures for a sensitive artist. Be sure to keep the television out of your bedroom if you yearn for such a partner, or you’ll spend more time watching movies than making love. A white-noise mechanism will hold this lover’s attention, as it helps drown out distractions. Dreamy watercolors or photos of seascapes will lend a satisfying sweetness to your love life. If you’ve had difficulty expressing your emotions to your partner in a healthy way, invest in a sleigh bed. Cover the bed with soft sheets that have an undulating pattern. This will encourage tender lovemaking with transcendental power.

Prefer a Partner With a Big Intellect?
Put wood cures in your bedroom. Flourishing plants, leggy furniture, and striped fabrics will attract the attention of a brainy lover. Lamps that cast light up toward the ceiling will keep your relationship energetic and refreshing. If you want a relationship that is always growing and changing, choose wall hangings that run on a vertical slant, rather than a horizontal one. This will attract witty intellectuals like bees to a flower. Choose a wooden bed frame without a foot board if you’ve had trouble with stubborn, stuffy lovers in the past. Cover the bed with green or striped sheets. This will encourage sexual exploration, as well as stimulating conversation.

About the Author
Stephanie Dempsey is an accomplished author, Feng Shui practitioner and astrologer. She has contributed to several New Age titles, including "Your Birthday Sign through Time: A Chronicle of the Forces that Shape Your Destiny" and the upcoming "Love Signs and You: The Ultimate Astrological Guide to Love, Sex, and Relationships". She holds a degree in Feng Shui from the Mountain Institute of Tribeca in New York City.