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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323
    #31
    Re: God Was Never There

    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
    Shall I ban you now, or shall I ban you later?
    Ban her sister while you are at it.
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      • Nicole
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Feb 2009
        • 65
        #32
        Re: God Was Never There

        Originally posted by JennyD View Post
        Shall I ban you now, or shall I ban you later?
        ban me now. i'm not scared of you cuz as far as I can tell your "heaven" and the actual hell are exactly the same.
        up yours bible thumpers!

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          • Meek and Humble
            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
            Biblical Black Belt
            Jr. Pastor
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2008
            • 6197
            #33
            Re: God Was Never There

            Huh? In hell you get sodomized by Satan's barbwire tallywacker for all eternity. That doesn't sound like heaven to me at all.

            It probably sounds great to a sicko like you, though...

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              • Nicole
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Feb 2009
                • 65
                #34
                Re: God Was Never There

                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                Huh? In hell you get sodomized by Satan's barbwire tallywacker for all eternity. That doesn't sound like heaven to me at all.

                It probably sounds great to a sicko like you, though...
                This is what I think what happens you die. You see a bright light. You walk to it. Once you reach it, eveything looks wonderful. But then the wallpaper falls and you realize you've just walked into hell. But thats ok because you realize that you belong there.

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                  • Meek and Humble
                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                    Biblical Black Belt
                    Jr. Pastor
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 6197
                    #35
                    Re: God Was Never There

                    At least you've accepted your fate...

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                      • Mr. Jingles
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Aug 2007
                        • 574
                        #36
                        Re: God Was Never There

                        Originally posted by Nicole View Post
                        ban me now. i'm not scared of you cuz as far as I can tell your "heaven" and the actual hell are exactly the same.
                        up yours bible thumpers!
                        You're entitled to your opinion; however, a warrant for your arrest has been issued. I just thought you should know.

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                          • JennyD
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Sweet Placid Sister
                            Forum Member
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 9567
                            #37
                            Re: God Was Never There

                            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                            Ban her sister while you are at it.
                            She has a sister?
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                              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 9323
                                #38
                                Re: God Was Never There

                                Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                                She has a sister?
                                Ahem. "Ban her sister while you are at it". Dear woman, can you not read the words I have written?
                                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                                  • Talitha
                                    Deaconess
                                    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Dec 2025
                                    • 15118
                                    #39
                                    Re: God Was Never There

                                    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                                    Ahem. "Ban her sister while you are at it". Dear woman, can you not read the words I have written?
                                    Maybe she has a Brother too?
                                    Or even just one Brother.
                                    Maybe there is more than one Sister?







                                    I need to pray over this

                                    Sister Talitha

                                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78553
                                        #40
                                        Re: God Was Never There

                                        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                                        Ahem. "Ban her sister while you are at it". Dear woman, can you not read the words I have written?
                                        They don't get it, Pastor.

                                        Wimminsk

                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • Pastor Al E Pistle
                                            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 9323
                                            #41
                                            Re: God Was Never There

                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                            They don't get it, Pastor.

                                            Wimminsk
                                            I have no idea where you found that, but it is exactly as I picture Sister Jenny!
                                            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                                              • Meek and Humble
                                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                Biblical Black Belt
                                                Jr. Pastor
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Dec 2008
                                                • 6197
                                                #42
                                                Re: God Was Never There

                                                I never trusted those Popeye cartoons. That Olive was such a whore!

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                                                  • Nobar King
                                                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                                    Christ's Guardian
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2007
                                                    • 23748
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: God Was Never There

                                                    Just like I expected, Vince Offer was just a flash in the pan.
                                                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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