[Nobar King]

Re: God Was Never There

Just like I expected, Vince Offer was just a flash in the pan.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: God Was Never There

I never trusted those Popeye cartoons. That Olive was such a whore!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: God Was Never There

They don't get it, Pastor.

Wimminsk

I have no idea where you found that, but it is exactly as I picture Sister Jenny!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God Was Never There

Ahem. "Ban her sister while you are at it". Dear woman, can you not read the words I have written?

They don't get it, Pastor.

Wimminsk

[Talitha]

Re: God Was Never There

Ahem. "Ban her sister while you are at it". Dear woman, can you not read the words I have written?

Maybe she has a Brother too?
Or even just one Brother.
Maybe there is more than one Sister?







I need to pray over this

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: God Was Never There

She has a sister?

Ahem. "Ban her sister while you are at it". Dear woman, can you not read the words I have written?

[JennyD]

Re: God Was Never There

Ban her sister while you are at it.

She has a sister?

[Mr. Jingles]

Re: God Was Never There

ban me now. i'm not scared of you cuz as far as I can tell your "heaven" and the actual hell are exactly the same.
up yours bible thumpers!

You're entitled to your opinion; however, a warrant for your arrest has been issued. I just thought you should know.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: God Was Never There

At least you've accepted your fate...

[Nicole]

Re: God Was Never There

Huh? In hell you get sodomized by Satan's barbwire tallywacker for all eternity. That doesn't sound like heaven to me at all.

It probably sounds great to a sicko like you, though...

This is what I think what happens you die. You see a bright light. You walk to it. Once you reach it, eveything looks wonderful. But then the wallpaper falls and you realize you've just walked into hell. But thats ok because you realize that you belong there.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: God Was Never There

Huh? In hell you get sodomized by Satan's barbwire tallywacker for all eternity. That doesn't sound like heaven to me at all.

It probably sounds great to a sicko like you, though...

[Nicole]

Re: God Was Never There

Shall I ban you now, or shall I ban you later?

ban me now. i'm not scared of you cuz as far as I can tell your "heaven" and the actual hell are exactly the same.
up yours bible thumpers!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: God Was Never There

Shall I ban you now, or shall I ban you later?

Ban her sister while you are at it.

[JennyD]

Re: God Was Never There

Oh, I dare. I dare.

Shall I ban you now, or shall I ban you later?

[Nicole]

Re: God Was Never There

HOW DARE YOU INSULT JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, I dare. I dare.