JEWS FOR JESUS

[D'Arlene Sepkowitz]

I belong to a group called Jews for Jesus. I wanted to check with you Church Elders to see if my membership was kosher (pardon the pun!). Mr. Hymen Goldberg was asking about the tax advantages of joining JFJ.

I tithe ONLY to Landover Baptist, as should we all.

Praise the Lord!!!

D'Arlene

www.jewsforjesus.com

[Negative_Cool]

Re: JEWS FOR JESUS

I belong to a group called Jews for Jesus. I wanted to check with you Church Elders to see if my membership was kosher (pardon the pun!). Mr. Hymen Goldberg was asking about the tax advantages of joining JFJ.

I tithe ONLY to Landover Baptist, as should we all.

Praise the Lord!!!

D'Arlene

www.jewsforjesus.com

I'm not sure you can trust them. Read what they said to Jesus himself in the Bible and then consider whether they truely are "for Jesus".
John 8:48- Then answered the Jews, and said unto him, Say we not well that thou art a Samaritan, and hast a devil?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: JEWS FOR JESUS

I belong to a group called Jews for Jesus. I wanted to check with you Church Elders to see if my membership was kosher (pardon the pun!). Mr. Hymen Goldberg was asking about the tax advantages of joining JFJ.

I tithe ONLY to Landover Baptist, as should we all.

Praise the Lord!!!

D'Arlene

www.jewsforjesus.com

Hymie is one of our Yid accountants. He knows the tax advantages. He is just trying to get something free.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: JEWS FOR JESUS

I belong to a group called Jews for Jesus. I wanted to check with you Church Elders to see if my membership was kosher (pardon the pun!). Mr. Hymen Goldberg was asking about the tax advantages of joining JFJ.

I tithe ONLY to Landover Baptist, as should we all.

Praise the Lord!!!

D'Arlene

www.jewsforjesus.com

The only way someone could be a "Jew for Jesus" is if they stopped being a damned Jew.

Otherwise, He doesn't want to hear about it.

[Negative_Cool]

Re: JEWS FOR JESUS

I belong to a group called Jews for Jesus. I wanted to check with you Church Elders to see if my membership was kosher (pardon the pun!). Mr. Hymen Goldberg was asking about the tax advantages of joining JFJ.

I tithe ONLY to Landover Baptist, as should we all.

Praise the Lord!!!

D'Arlene

www.jewsforjesus.com

I just want to point out these apostates are a fickle bunch to the point where there is also an ex-jews-for-jesus site http://exjewsforjesus.blogspot.com/. It seems these apostates just like switching Gods at the drop of a hat, I wouldn't trust them at all!

Your brother in Christ, NC.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: JEWS FOR JESUS

I just want to point out these apostates are a fickle bunch to the point where there is also an ex-jews-for-jesus site http://exjewsforjesus.blogspot.com/. It seems these apostates just like switching Gods at the drop of a hat, I wouldn't trust them at all!

Your brother in Christ, NC.

Excellent point, Negative. You can't trust a traitor, because eventually they'll betray you too.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: JEWS FOR JESUS

I belong to a group called Jews for Jesus. I wanted to check with you Church Elders to see if my membership was kosher (pardon the pun!). Mr. Hymen Goldberg was asking about the tax advantages of joining JFJ.

I tithe ONLY to Landover Baptist, as should we all.

Praise the Lord!!!

D'Arlene

www.jewsforjesus.com

Mrs. Sewerquits, I believe your heart is in the right place but I am not at all sure you have given up the hell of JOOishness and been perfected like Ann Coulter says. I am going to remand you to the care of our Mistress Cookie who is a good Christian woman. We did have a tiny disagreement, but she saw the light and rejoined The Landover Ladies in good standing. Sometimes it is a simple matter of convincing a woman to see the Light® and Cookie saw it at around 148VAC. Please follow he good example and we will surely bring you within the gates of our community eventually.

[Mrs. Robert Roberts]

Re: JEWS FOR JESUS

Dear Sister D'Arlene,
I would never attempt to give you ecclesiastical teachings. That is a job only for our Godly annointed pastors. We women folk are not mentally equipped for such understanding.
However, having said that, I do know this much. Our Lord Jesus, while a young boy did for a brief period actually believe that He was Jewish! Apparently he was fishing in the Sea of Galilee with his disciple friends and reeled in a puffer fish. They fried it up and ate it for supper along with an arugula salad and a lively chianti. Little did they know at the time that the fish had hallucinogenic qualities!
Long story short, they all thought they were jooish. When they came down from their "trip" they all called out to The Father who quickly chastised them and reminded them that they were indeed True Christians.
So as you can see, Joos for Jesus is a propaganda scam.
Your friend in Christ,
Mrs. Robert Roberts

[D'Arlene Sepkowitz]

Re: JEWS FOR JESUS

Mrs. Sewerquits, I believe your heart is in the right place but I am not at all sure you have given up the hell of JOOishness and been perfected like Ann Coulter says. I am going to remand you to the care of our Mistress Cookie who is a good Christian woman. We did have a tiny disagreement, but she saw the light and rejoined The Landover Ladies in good standing. Sometimes it is a simple matter of convincing a woman to see the Light® and Cookie saw it at around 148VAC. Please follow he good example and we will surely bring you within the gates of our community eventually.

Thanks you, Pastor! Mistress Cookie is helping me!