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  • Martes
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Mar 2009
    • 18

    #1

    Internet is the work of Satan!

    INTERNET WAS CREATED BY SATAN! ALL TRUE CHRISTIANS SHOULD STOP USING IT NOW!
    Internet is not in the Bible and by that must be evil. Internet was created by science and all true christians now that science is the work of the devil.
  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • May 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: Internet is the work of Satan!

    Originally posted by Martes View Post
    INTERNET WAS CREATED BY SATAN! ALL TRUE CHRISTIANS SHOULD STOP USING IT NOW!
    Internet is not in the Bible and by that must be evil. Internet was created by science and all true christians now that science is the work of the devil.
    Don't be silly.
    Jesus gave us the Internets to pass on HIS Word.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Rapture
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Mar 2009
      • 1

      #3
      Re: Internet is the work of Satan!

      Good grief! You're right! We must throw stones at this work of Satan!

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      • Martes
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Mar 2009
        • 18

        #4
        Re: Internet is the work of Satan!

        Originally posted by Talitha View Post
        Don't be silly.
        Jesus gave us the Internets to pass on HIS Word.
        But Internet is clearly the work of science, are you by that saying that Jesus supports Science, the world is round and there is a force called gravity, and that the earth circles around the sun?

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: Internet is the work of Satan!

          Originally posted by Martes View Post
          But Internet is clearly the work of science, are you by that saying that Jesus supports Science, the world is round and there is a force called gravity, and that the earth circles around the sun?
          Where did YOU study logic? God gave us everything on the Earth to use as we see fit. That includes cars and computers. We're not Luddites. Or Cavemen.

          Your observation is misguided- you should be spending your energy trying to stop satan from spreading his wicked grasp around the internets. That begins with deleting all the porn off your hard drive.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • thatguy
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Mar 2009
            • 45

            #6
            Re: Internet is the work of Satan!

            Well, technology did progress after the Bible was written (amazing, isn't it?). So if you shun things created by science, I'm assuming that you're living in a hut that you built yourself without any modern conviences. However, to be posting on this site, must be using Internet, electricity, and a smattering of other things.... So you're a hypocrite.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Internet is the work of Satan!

              Originally posted by Martes View Post
              INTERNET WAS CREATED BY SATAN! ALL TRUE CHRISTIANS SHOULD STOP USING IT NOW!
              Internet is not in the Bible and by that must be evil. Internet was created by science and all true christians now that science is the work of the devil.
              Originally posted by thatguy View Post
              Well, technology did progress after the Bible was written (amazing, isn't it?). So if you shun things created by science, I'm assuming that you're living in a hut that you built yourself without any modern conviences. However, to be posting on this site, must be using Internet, electricity, and a smattering of other things.... So you're a hypocrite.
              If you'll take a moment to actually read the post, you'll see that the person making that claim is an unsaved fool. No True Christian(tm) would ever make such a statement.

              Just because automatic weapons aren't specifically mentioned in the Holy Bible, it doesn't follow that we True Christians(tm) don't use them.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Negative_Cool
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Mar 2009
                • 63

                #8
                Re: Internet is the work of Satan!

                Originally posted by Martes View Post
                But Internet is clearly the work of science, are you by that saying that Jesus supports Science, the world is round and there is a force called gravity, and that the earth circles around the sun?
                You reject God, so please stop using the things that He Created like the air that you breathe.

                Your brother in Christ, NC.
                Jesus, I'm never going to give you up! Jesus, I'm never going to let you down!
                Jesus, I'm never going to run around and desert you!
                Jesus, I'm never going to make you cry! Jesus, I'm never going to say goodbye!
                Jesus, I'm never going to tell a lie and hurt you!

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                • Star Finder
                  Rock Worshipper
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 1092

                  #9
                  Re: Internet is the work of Satan!

                  are you by that saying that Jesus supports Science
                  you stupid ignoramusiod demented faggot.

                  what do you know of science?
                  I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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