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  • Pastor Nereu Gargalo
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2006
    • 217

    #1

    Witches must be burned. Help me restart my mission.

    Dear friends.
    As many of you may recall, I spent most of my adult life in Papua New Guinea running a mission. Thos who were with me, Rose, Banjo and others were ruthlessly killed by members of the Indonesian army during a raid upon west Papua. Rose had so steadfastly stood by me as I hunted, imprisoned and burned native witches for over 25 years. I estimate we cleared more than 800 evil Satan crazed devils from the land. GLORY!

    When I heard that the army was approaching, I knew I had at least 30 minutes in which to escape. Rose was 20 minutes away by foot. I had only moments to climb into my helicopter and fly away. It was hard to leave Rose, but after all she was merely a woman and of course ultimately of little value. I hope she died quickly.

    Now I am sad to say I live in Australia, a country that is foolish enough to allow free thought and frowns upon the slaughter of witches so much they actually consider it murder!!!!?????

    Yes I know, amazing and tragic.

    Many may remember the articles in the fowl, never to be named magazine, that led to my being hunted by journalists who called me, ME!, Pastor Nereu Gargalo, a barbarian!!!! My problem is that it cost me millions of dollars in court to remove these stories from the public domain. Now here I sit, in Godless beer swilling Australia while witchcraft runs rampant across the very hills I fought so hard to clear.

    I ask that True Christians contact me privately and offer donations so that I may return to Papua and burn witches. I will also require help. If you have a burning desire to see justice done and torture pagan native savages, I ask you to join me in my struggle. I am no longer a young man and require assistance.

    God Bless you all.


    Yours in Christ. Pastor Nereu Gargalo.
  • Nerini
    Unsaved trash
    • Jan 2011
    • 4

    #2
    Re: Witches must be burned. Help me restart my mission.

    Murder is illegal and an unforgivable sin so the Bible proclaims.

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #3
      Re: Witches must be burned. Help me restart my mission.

      Originally posted by Necroposter View Post
      Murder is illegal and an unforgivable sin so the Bible proclaims.
      What does that have to do with executing witches, as commanded by the Bible?
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • barton
        True Christian™ Minister to the Godless Savages in Hawaii
        It's a dirty job but someone has to do it.
        True Christian™
        • Oct 2010
        • 498

        #4
        Re: Witches must be burned. Help me restart my mission.

        Originally posted by Nerini View Post
        Murder is illegal and an unforgivable sin so the Bible proclaims.
        Yes, the members of the Indonesian army responsible for the murders of Rose, Banjo and the others are certainly doomed to hell. But why are you stating the obvious? How much are you willing to donate to the Pastor's righteous cause? That's the important question!

        I intend to give enough to hire and outfit one Godly mercenary to fight this good fight for at least one year. It's not much, I know. I'm just trying to do my part.
        sigpic
        Revelations 6:16
        "And said to the mountains and rocks,
        Fall on us, and hide us from the face
        of him that sitteth on the throne,
        and from the wrath of the Lamb"

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78552

          #5
          Re: Witches must be burned. Help me restart my mission.

          Originally posted by Nerini View Post
          Murder is illegal and an unforgivable sin so the Bible proclaims.
          Are you even a Christian? Why should you care what God says?

          If you had read the Holy Word of God, you would know that He hates witches with a passion.

          Exodus 22:18
          Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Abigail
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jan 2011
            • 32

            #6
            Re: Witches must be burned. Help me restart my mission.

            Originally posted by Pastor Nereu Gargalo View Post
            I will also require help. If you have a burning desire to see justice done and torture pagan native savages, I ask you to join me in my struggle. I am no longer a young man and require assistance.
            I don't know if I can be of any help as I am only a woman but I do so love a good witch hunt lead by a strong, God-fearing man!
            But the fearful, and unbelieving,
            and the abominable, and murderers, and
            whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake
            which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death. - Rev 21:8

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            • BelieverInGod
              Fourm Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2010
              • 9269

              #7
              Re: Witches must be burned. Help me restart my mission.

              Originally posted by Abigail View Post
              I don't know if I can be of any help as I am only a woman but I do so love a good witch hunt lead by a strong, God-fearing man!
              Sister, they're a pain. Seth had 3 locked up in one of my kennels for a few days last year. I've never heard such whining. I've had dogs that have tangled with barbed wire, stepped in traps, and been hit by a porcupine that didn't whine and cry as much as those three did. I was so glad when they were finally taken away.
              Drama queen

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              • LizzyP
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jan 2011
                • 91

                #8
                Re: Witches must be burned. Help me restart my mission.

                Originally posted by Pastor Nereu Gargalo View Post
                Dear friends.
                As many of you may recall, I spent most of my adult life in Papua New Guinea running a mission. Thos who were with me, Rose, Banjo and others were ruthlessly killed by members of the Indonesian army during a raid upon west Papua. Rose had so steadfastly stood by me as I hunted, imprisoned and burned native witches for over 25 years. I estimate we cleared more than 800 evil Satan crazed devils from the land. GLORY!

                When I heard that the army was approaching, I knew I had at least 30 minutes in which to escape. Rose was 20 minutes away by foot. I had only moments to climb into my helicopter and fly away. It was hard to leave Rose, but after all she was merely a woman and of course ultimately of little value. I hope she died quickly.

                Now I am sad to say I live in Australia, a country that is foolish enough to allow free thought and frowns upon the slaughter of witches so much they actually consider it murder!!!!?????

                Yes I know, amazing and tragic.

                Many may remember the articles in the fowl, never to be named magazine, that led to my being hunted by journalists who called me, ME!, Pastor Nereu Gargalo, a barbarian!!!! My problem is that it cost me millions of dollars in court to remove these stories from the public domain. Now here I sit, in Godless beer swilling Australia while witchcraft runs rampant across the very hills I fought so hard to clear.

                I ask that True Christians contact me privately and offer donations so that I may return to Papua and burn witches. I will also require help. If you have a burning desire to see justice done and torture pagan native savages, I ask you to join me in my struggle. I am no longer a young man and require assistance.

                God Bless you all.


                Yours in Christ. Pastor Nereu Gargalo.

                Do you think my fiance and I would be able to assist you? He says he could assist you, and I could cook if you would like.

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                • napa valley nan
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  Drunken gay-enabling degenerate
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 439

                  #9
                  Re: Witches must be burned. Help me restart my mission.

                  In our countrys history there was the witch hunts in MA and now we know the people killed were all due to hysteria and the property disputes. Be careful about accusing people on the band wagon because people get whipped up into accusations when you don't know the real reason someones being put on the stand. I mean, yes sometimes someone jumps and puts a "hit" out on someone but thats between the two people and at least has some sense even if its wrong. But heres someone saying Help Me Put A Hit Out On These Peoples You Don't Even Know Take My Word For It why would that be good enough for anyone? You don't know them

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996

                    #10
                    Re: Witches must be burned. Help me restart my mission.

                    Originally posted by napa valley man View Post
                    In our countrys history there was the witch hunts in MA and now we know the people killed were all due to hysteria and the property disputes. Be careful about accusing people on the band wagon because people get whipped up into accusations when you don't know the real reason someones being put on the stand. I mean, yes sometimes someone jumps and puts a "hit" out on someone but thats between the two people and at least has some sense even if its wrong. But heres someone saying Help Me Put A Hit Out On These Peoples You Don't Even Know Take My Word For It why would that be good enough for anyone? You don't know them
                    In case you haven't noticed, there are plenty of "wiccans" who proudly label themselves witches.

                    There is no need for accusations. All we need to do is pay attention to which people confess voluntarily.

                    Pastor Gargalo, of course, works in Papua New Guinea. I'm pretty sure that, outside of a handful of Christians, they're ALL witches.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • BelieverInGod
                      Fourm Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 9269

                      #11
                      Re: Witches must be burned. Help me restart my mission.

                      Originally posted by napa valley nan View Post
                      In our countrys history there was the witch hunts in MA and now we know the people killed were all due to hysteria and the property disputes. Be careful about accusing people on the band wagon because people get whipped up into accusations when you don't know the real reason someones being put on the stand. I mean, yes sometimes someone jumps and puts a "hit" out on someone but thats between the two people and at least has some sense even if its wrong. But heres someone saying Help Me Put A Hit Out On These Peoples You Don't Even Know Take My Word For It why would that be good enough for anyone? You don't know them
                      More liebral history revision. Of course "we know now" it's not like there weren't records or people who witnessed it.

                      Then again, thanks to you liebrals it's as easy as asking someone if they're a witch, or reading their bumper stickers.
                      Drama queen

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                      • Bill Engvall
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Jan 2011
                        • 5

                        #12
                        Re: Witches must be burned. Help me restart my mission.

                        Originally posted by napa valley nan View Post
                        In our countrys history there was the witch hunts in MA and now we know the people killed were all due to hysteria and the property disputes. Be careful about accusing people on the band wagon because people get whipped up into accusations when you don't know the real reason someones being put on the stand. I mean, yes sometimes someone jumps and puts a "hit" out on someone but thats between the two people and at least has some sense even if its wrong. But heres someone saying Help Me Put A Hit Out On These Peoples You Don't Even Know Take My Word For It why would that be good enough for anyone? You don't know them
                        When in doubt, kill them all and let God decide. If someone is unfortunate enough to be labeled a witch when he is really a God-fearing Christian, then he will be with the Lord that much quicker, hallelujah.

                        And if the witch is a female, then we know for a fact she is a witch. The only regrets would be her husband's loss of her ability to satisfy him.

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