How do I stop the Mormon's from knocking?

[BobbysGirl]

i know that I'm still, in the eyes of this church, just unsaved trash, however I need help.

My husband is away and will return the end of April. The mormons keep knocking on my door. Offering help and asking if I need anything. Their worship place is right up the road from me. I'm in Mesa, AZ, it's got a HUGE population of mormon's.

I try to be polite, I do not want to make a scene that would be reported to my husband, but they won't stop. My husband has been away for 3 weeks now and these guys are knocking on my door at least three times a week. Wanting to "talk" and giving me their book of lies. I don't want to be unlady like and be rude and tell them to get away and stay away. I don't think I can do that.

Please help me with this. With my husband not here I do not know what to do. I don't know what they are capable of knowing that my husband is not home. Are mormons rapists?

Thank you

[Nobar King]

Re: How do I stop the Mormon's from knocking?

Are mormons rapists?

Thank you

You know quite well that mormons only rape their own wives. They're peddling their false prophet, not hunting virgins.

Have you asked them to bring you food next time? Or to help you with the rent?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How do I stop the Mormon's from knocking?

Didn't your husband leave any guns in the house? Is he a queer or something?

[BobbysGirl]

Re: How do I stop the Mormon's from knocking?

Didn't your husband leave any guns in the house? Is he a queer or something?

The law here took our guns. Someone called the police one night when I was getting disciplined and they didn't understand. They took all the guns in the house. According to county law there are none to be in the house, however I will be the one purchasing one, as my husband now cannot legally. The city and the county do not understand that I did wrong by not having his dinner done on time. This was my fault, they told me I needed counseling and I needed help. They took my husband away for two months over this. I feel so bad.

The man upstairs try's to help me out, keeping me in line, but it's uncomfortable to me. Is another man supposed to step in for my husband while he is gone? I won't let any man in the house in fear of people thinking I'm a whore.

So Pastor, what else can I do to keep them away?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How do I stop the Mormon's from knocking?

Why don't you ask your friend "Denida"? I'm sure a bulldyke like her would have weapons stashed somewhere.

[BobbysGirl]

Re: How do I stop the Mormon's from knocking?

Have you asked them to bring you food next time? Or to help you with the rent?

I thought they only raped their own wives, but these guys do not have wives, at least they do not speak of them.

I have not asked them for help. They have offered, will they help even though I know their preaching is nothing but lies?

I do not need monetary help, my husband has made sure that I work enough to provide for the family when he doesn't want to work. Wouldn't it be sinful to ask for help when it is not needed?

[Nobar King]

Re: How do I stop the Mormon's from knocking?

I thought you wanted them to go away. Everyone knows that if you ask them for help they stop coming back. They only want your money. They don't share any of theirs. They're like the gypsies of the west.

[BobbysGirl]

Re: How do I stop the Mormon's from knocking?

Why don't you ask your friend "Denida"? I'm sure a bulldyke like her would have weapons stashed somewhere.

I am not sure who you speak of? I found this site by way of a post on Craigs list this morning. Someone posted saying it was horrid how they were speaking of little children and the way the whore mothers dressed them. Once I saw the way of this church I knew this was the right place to be. Who is this "denida" you speak of? Is she a member of the church? Is she also here in the Mesa, AZ area? You called her a bulldyke, that I don't think is someone I would like to get advice from, muchless weapons.

I am sorry, prehaps it was too soon for me to post a request for help. You may remove the thread if you would like. I apologize for over stepping my bounds. Please tell me what it is that I need to do to repent for this outrage?

[BobbysGirl]

Re: How do I stop the Mormon's from knocking?

I thought you wanted them to go away. Everyone knows that if you ask them for help they stop coming back. They only want your money. They don't share any of theirs. They're like the gypsies of the west.

Thank you Nobar King, I will ask them to help me with food and rent the next time they come by. I will also ask them to help me paint the apartment. I hope this works and they go away, I do not want them in my home.

[Nobar King]

Re: How do I stop the Mormon's from knocking?

Now you're thinking creatively. When they come over, ask them to help pull your weeds. They'll want to talk to you while they pull the weeds, but you don't have to worry about them. They have no spiritual power over you.

[BobbysGirl]

Re: How do I stop the Mormon's from knocking?

Now you're thinking creatively. When they come over, ask them to help pull your weeds. They'll want to talk to you while they pull the weeds, but you don't have to worry about them. They have no spiritual power over you.

I do not have weeds to pull, that is what they mexicans come and do twice a week for the complex. I do have some furniture I want painted, I can set that outside and have them help me paint in their pretty white shirts. This will insure they will not come back or just drop by. Thank you, your help is greatly appreciated.

[Max Bayes]

Re: How do I stop the Mormon's from knocking?

I do not have weeds to pull, that is what they mexicans come and do twice a week for the complex. I do have some furniture I want painted, I can set that outside and have them help me paint in their pretty white shirts. This will insure they will not come back or just drop by. Thank you, your help is greatly appreciated.

May I suggest placing a few landmines around your garden? If you say the Mormon population is so high, then it shouldn't matter too much if you accidentally hit another person. I can teach you how to make homemade landmines with just a handful of bottle caps and some C4 explosives.