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  • Dr. Warren Wierdsbe
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2008
    • 450

    #1

    Mudslime Cartoons--because they ought to always be published

    Since we know there is only one God and He has chosen Landover Baptist Church as His instrument in this world, I would have to say that:

    Allah is a face of the devil and Mohammed, that pig-loving son of a dog is his prophet. There.









    In Arabic, the caption says, "This is why Muslims pray"





    Here's a fun site:

    Mohammed Dress Up




    And, in honor of his 9 year old bride, Aisha (or Ayesha),


    I certainly hope that this enrages all you mudslimes out there in the world. You are going to Hell, and not soon enough!!!

    In Christ,
    Warren
  • Pastor Rune Enoe
    Apostle of the North
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 11678

    #2
    Re: Mudslime Cartoons--because they ought to always be published

    Originally posted by Dr. Warren Wierdsbe View Post
    I certainly hope that this enrages all you mudslimes out there in the world.
    It's a funny thing about those Musselmaniacs. In the documentary "Bloody Cartoons", über-mufti Yusuf al-Qaradawi was asked where in the Quran it says anything about motoons:

    His reply:

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    So it's NOT in the Quran. And there's more:


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    Ah, it's not in the Quran -- AND it's only a tradition followed by CERTAIN scholars. Could it be worse? Of course it could:


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    So according to Al-Jazeera's multi media mufti, who reaches millions of fellow crazies each week with his show, it is forbidden to portray ANY prophet, and Qaradawi even mentions JESUS who according to his sick belief is only a prophet (forgive me Lord).
    Posting a picture of ANY prophet INCLUDING JESUS will enrage one billion mudslimes worldwide and cause them to burn down embassies and spontaneously self-detonate.


    Here's hoping the following picture will make every Mudslime in the world explode:

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    A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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    • Capt. Aaron Portway
      One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
      Salvation from Above
      God's Favorite Pilot™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2008
      • 6309

      #3
      Re: Mudslime Cartoons--because they ought to always be published

      Here are a couple of pictures muslim whores, I hope this causes a few spontaneous explosions as well. Muslim women are all sluts, from what I hear anyway, plucking themselves "down there" like porno stars.
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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78551

        #4
        Re: Mudslime Cartoons--because they ought to always be published

        Praise Jesus! Here's a photo of the men's room in our church! We urinate on Mohammaed's face every day!

        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Virginia Day Templeton
          Christ's Battle Axe
           
          • Dec 2006
          • 2827

          #5
          Re: Mudslime Cartoons--because they ought to always be published

          Don't forget about the toilet paper, Pastor.

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          • Dr. Warren Wierdsbe
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2008
            • 450

            #6
            Re: Mudslime Cartoons--because they ought to always be published

            Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
            Don't forget about the toilet paper, Pastor.

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            Hallelujah, Sister! I certainly hope that's the whole Kornan on that roll! So as "Sunni" as you are done taking a "Shiite" you can wipe your Mohammed!

            In Christ
            Warren

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            • Dr. Warren Wierdsbe
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2008
              • 450

              #7
              Re: Mudslime Cartoons--because they ought to always be published

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Praise Jesus! Here's a photo of the men's room in our church! We urinate on Mohammaed's face every day!

              Pastor Ezekiel, this kind of display in the urinals will make your men happy to have prostate problems! Thank you, Jesus!

              In Christ,
              Warren

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              • jeanrogerlovesgod
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Mar 2009
                • 5

                #8
                Re: Mudslime Cartoons--because they ought to always be published

                I completely agree with all of you, those crazy mooslims wearing those towels on their heads, and those slutty mooslim women who are nothing but whores and sluts are trying to ruin are God loving nation.

                Praise the Lord

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                • Capt. Aaron Portway
                  One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                  Salvation from Above
                  God's Favorite Pilot™
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 6309

                  #9
                  Re: Mudslime Cartoons--because they ought to always be published

                  Originally posted by jeanrogerlovesgod View Post
                  I completely agree with all of you, those crazy mooslims wearing those towels on their heads, and those slutty mooslim women who are nothing but whores and sluts are trying to ruin are God loving nation.

                  Praise the Lord
                  . . . "our" . . . maybe?
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                  Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                  God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                  Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                  • SDStoopid858
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 20

                    #10
                    Re: Mudslime Cartoons--because they ought to always be published

                    I'm not Muslim, but why do you have to be racist against them?

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78551

                      #11
                      Re: Mudslime Cartoons--because they ought to always be published

                      Originally posted by SDStoopid858 View Post
                      I'm not Muslim, but why do you have to be racist against them?
                      Because they reject Christ's gift of Salvation.

                      Just like you Mary worshipers do.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • JennyD
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Sweet Placid Sister
                        Forum Member
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 9567

                        #12
                        Re: Mudslime Cartoons--because they ought to always be published

                        Originally posted by SDStoopid858 View Post
                        I'm not Muslim, but why do you have to be racist against them?
                        Nobody is being racist, sir.

                        "Muslim" does not denote a race. A Muslim is an adherent of Islam, also known as Islamofascism, an evil cult bent on world domination.
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