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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
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    School for Witches to be Featured on TV!

    For all of those who doubted that the demonic stories in those "Harry Potter" stories were real, THIS should prove convincingly that they are. That some Hellywood joos have decided to force sorcery on America is not too surprising.

    Reality show to feature Witch School

    HOOPESTON, Ill – The witch school that moved into Hoopeston’s elephant building three years ago may soon be the site of a reality TV show on the Sci-Fi channel.

    “We’re pretty excited even though we don’t know that much about it yet,” said Don Lewis, who is the Witch School’s chancellor.

    “We’ve been talking with them about it for quite a long time,” said Lewis, who only learned that a program is being developed this week. “We found out that they might go ahead just a little bit ahead of everybody else.”

    A spokeswoman for the network confirmed that a reality series to be filmed in Hoopeston is in development.

    “We don’t have a production timetable as of yet, nor do we have additional information on the details of the production,” Adrienne D’Amato wrote in an e-mail.

    A press release from the network says, “Harry Potter has nothing on this real-life Witch School! While resembling your typical classroom experience – note passing, overachievers, students who forget their homework, field trips and the dreaded pop-quiz – some elements of this education are less traditional. Perhaps last night’s homework involved communicating with a deceased relative, a field trip could involve spending the night in a ‘haunted’ forest and that pop-quiz might involve a literal plague of frogs.”

    Lewis said the TV people approached the school with the idea, but he said he didn’t know any of the details about how they will film, whom they will feature or when they will begin. He assumes the show will feature the school’s faculty and classes, but has not been told by netwok executives of their plans.

    If people are curious about the Witch School and what it offers, they can attend an open house from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Feb. 10.

    “We’re having a class – ‘So you want to be a witch?’ – that basically is an overview of the Wicca movement,” he said. “And we’re planning free ESP testing and various demonstrations.” The school is at 112 W. Main St. in Hoopeston.

    Lewis said the Witch School offers mostly online courses, but does have some live events.

    “We teach Wicca and other metaphysical systems – things like tarot cards, astrology and palmistry,” Lewis said. “We have courses on Kabbalah and ancient cultures of various different types –there’s a wide range of different spiritual disciplines.

    “Our original focus is with Wicca, but it’s not our only focus,” he said.

    The school has been open in Hoopeston since 2003. He said it moved from Chicago to get away from the high cost of living and rent.

    “Plus, we’re kind of coming back to our roots,” Lewis said. “A number of our people are from this area – notably me. I grew up in Danville.”

    He said the term “witch” means different things to different people, but the school uses it to refer to different pagan and native religions.

    “For many people, it implies magic, and that’s more of what came to be associated with Wicca,” he said.

    When the Witch School first moved into Hoopeston, many residents complained. But Lewis said there have been no incidents.

    Shannon Ruh, the economic development director at Hoopeston, agreed that the controversy over the school seems to have settled down. She’s not heard any complaints lately.

    And though she doesn’t know what the proposed reality TV show will be like, she thinks the potential is good.

    “If the show is done, it’s going to bring attention to the community,” she said. “And getting Hoopeston’s name out there is a positive thing.”
    All of this brought to us by a town who's school sports teams are called "The Cornjerkers". They even have "The Lady Cornjerkers".

    Jesus truly is sickened by this perverted display of God-mockery.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    • Dec 2006
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    #2
    Re: School for Witches to be Featured on TV!

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    • Rev. Dr. Davidson
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      • Jan 2007
      • 1439

      #3
      Re: School for Witches to be Featured on TV!

      If only someone had shot Gardner before he founded that teeny bopper religion. Playgans of the world unite...... Sheesh....
      "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
      (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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      • OnYourKnees
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        True Christian™
        • Nov 2006
        • 4729

        #4
        Re: School for Witches to be Featured on TV!

        Originally posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson View Post
        If only someone had shot Gardner before he founded that teeny bopper religion. Playgans of the world unite...... Sheesh....
        If only we could find a time machine, and send a hungry Wicker back to when Gardner was a baby, and get her to pose as the nanny . . .

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        • Rev. Dr. Davidson
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          • Jan 2007
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          Re: School for Witches to be Featured on TV!

          I had thought of mentioning a time machine, but I worried that it might be against God and the Holy words of the bible.

          Plus I've been having a lenghty discussion with Pastor J. Daniels tonight. Since we're in the 7th discussion tonight, I didn't want to go too far.
          Last edited by Rev. Dr. Davidson; 02-02-2007, 05:16 AM.
          "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
          (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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          • SalvationSeeker
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            • Sep 2006
            • 3892

            #6
            Re: School for Witches to be Featured on TV!

            Their execution is what should be featured on TV..
            I can't believe that satan is allowed to broadcast his vile propaganda like this.

            And the soul that turneth after such as have familiar spirits, and after wizards, to go a whoring after them,
            I will even set my face against that soul, and will cut him off from among his people.
            Leviticus 20:6

            There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire,
            or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.
            Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.
            Deuteronomy 18:10-11

            For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry.
            Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king.
            1 Samuel 15:23

            ^ Witchcraft is worse than rebelling against your country, it's rebellion against God!

            Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies, Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like:
            Of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.
            Galatians 5:20-21

            IN SHORT:
            Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
            Exodus 22:18
            Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 02-02-2007, 11:53 AM.
            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
            Proverbs 9:12-13

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
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              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
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              • Sep 2006
              • 10639

              #7
              Re: School for Witches to be Featured on TV!

              We True Christians™ are supposed to keep our holy faith under a bushel, but the Wickerans get their own TV show? Nice. It just goes to show you how we are oppressed, while the hellbound trash get special privileges.
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              • Brother V
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                • Sep 2006
                • 3481

                #8
                Re: School for Witches to be Featured on TV!

                Hoopeston is about 30 miles away from where I currently live.

                Truly a center of depravity.

                I saw Pastor Zeke mentioned they were the "cornjerkers"; well, when I was in highschool, every year my schools wrestling team would participate in the LeRoy Invitational. So we'd travel to LeRoy, do the weigh in, and wait to see who we'd have to wrestle.

                Hoopeston also went to this meet.

                Hoopeston was (possibly still is) a consolidated school (where several smaller towns combined their schools to make a bigger school) with the town of Lynn, specifically East Lynn. So they were Hoopeston-East Lynn. When this got abbreviated on the bracket, you'd wind up having to face a wrestler from HEL.

                And now, there's a school for witches from HEL. How appropriate.

                YIC
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                Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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                • Magus
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                  • Jan 2007
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                  #9
                  Re: School for Witches to be Featured on TV!

                  Crowley just crapped in his grave...

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                  • OnYourKnees
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                    • Nov 2006
                    • 4729

                    #10
                    Re: School for Witches to be Featured on TV!

                    Originally posted by Magus View Post
                    Crowley just pooped in his grave...
                    I heard that lactose intolerance could be a real kick in the teeth, but had no idea it extended past death.

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                    • Tyrone Shoelaces
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                      • Jan 2007
                      • 237

                      #11
                      Re: School for Witches to be Featured on TV!

                      yeah i always knew harry potter existed

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                      • Daisy Mae Johnson
                        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
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                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15708

                        #12
                        Re: School for Witches to be Featured on TV!

                        Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                        Their execution is what should be featured on TV

                        AMEN Brother SS!

                        Only in todays Satanic, depraved society WE would be the bad guys.

                        The Bible clearly tells us to kill them!

                        Exodus 22:18 says, "Suffer not a witch to live."

                        We surely live in the End Times.

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                        • WickedWitch
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                          • Jan 2007
                          • 1366

                          #13
                          Re: School for Witches to be Featured on TV!

                          I actually considered starting up a school for Pagans (of no specific denomination), I was thinking I could be a vet and a principal. I had almost everything planned out except for the layout of the school (which would be a boarding school for students who don't live in Winnipeg, the city where I wanted to build the school). I'm rather glad that this idea has already been made a reality, though I'm not sure what I think about it being a TV show... *Twitches her nose*... Unfortunately, I don't get a sci-fi chanel, so I'll just have to watch pirated episodes on the net.
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                          • OnYourKnees
                            On Extended Furlough
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                            • Nov 2006
                            • 4729

                            #14
                            Re: School for Witches to be Featured on TV!

                            Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                            I actually considered starting up a school for Pagans (of no specific denomination), I was thinking I could be a vet and a principal. I had almost everything planned out except for the layout of the school (which would be a boarding school for students who don't live in Winnipeg, the city where I wanted to build the school). I'm rather glad that this idea has already been made a reality, though I'm not sure what I think about it being a TV show... *Twitches her nose*... Unfortunately, I don't get a sci-fi chanel, so I'll just have to watch pirated episodes on the net.
                            Further proof that witches have no moral compass. STEALING!

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                            • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
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                              • Sep 2006
                              • 2373

                              #15
                              Re: School for Witches to be Featured on TV!

                              Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                              I actually considered starting up a school for Pagans (of no specific denomination), I was thinking I could be a vet and a principal.


                              What, did you want to get a major in small animal sacrifice? What satanic things you do to those poor animals is perverted and, quite frankly, something I do not enjoy imagining.

                              Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                              I had almost everything planned out except for the layout of the school (which would be a boarding school for students who don't live in Winnipeg, the city where I wanted to build the school).


                              How about in the shape of a giant "peace sign", the tramp-stamp of the hippy mafia. Or even in the shape of an upside-down cross, to further pervert yourself.

                              Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                              I'm rather glad that this idea has already been made a reality, though I'm not sure what I think about it being a TV show... *Twitches her nose*... Unfortunately, I don't get a sci-fi chanel, so I'll just have to watch pirated episodes on the net.
                              I think your whole life is a sci-fi channel. Just wait till the bloody ending where you are sent tumbling into an eternal sulfur pit! That'll be groovy, man
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