MORMONS with their pants down

[Poetic Peter]

Exceedingly funny Thread for your Hilarious Exposures of the Mor(m)ons

To start, what's under pants?

http://www.exmormon.org/mormon/mormon044.htm

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And so it goes...

Who's next to offer a comical Mor(m)onian plight?

[Brother Temperance]

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They're not happy bunnies in the Mormon state, not happy at all. Twice the national average for antidepressant usage, in fact. The Cathylickers have their "Jesus juice" to keep their flock numb and compliant, but, as befits a religion dreamed up by a madman in the 19th Century, the Morons prefer more up-to-date methods.


EDIT: Oh, sorry, that wasn't very funny, was it? I'll try harder next time.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I find it very funny, Brother Temp! Of course people are going to be depressed when they know deep inside that they've turned their backs to God!

[OnYourKnees]

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I find it very funny, Brother Temp! Of course people are going to be depressed when they know deep inside that they've turned their backs to God!

Will they get Zoloft in Hell, do you think?

[Brother V]

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Will they get Zoloft in Hell, do you think?

That would be funny if they did, because they would have no water to wash it down with.

Imagine going through eternity with a pill stuck in your throat, and not even a drop of water from the tip of Lazarus' finger to wash it down.

How fitting.

YIC
V

[Kyley (On Moderation)]

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Will they get Zoloft in Hell, do you think?

It is a known fact that in the Mormon state of Utah there are more prescriptions written for Prozac than in any other state. Please do not refer to Zoloft when speaking of Mormons for they have a definite desire for Prozac.

Thank you.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Just where do you get off in insulting a Moderator and Pastor here in our Godly Forums? I suggest you mind your place, lest Jesus see fit to put you in your place.... You will mind your betters here in God's Personal Forums.

[OnYourKnees]

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It is a known fact that in the Mormon state of Utah there are more prescriptions written for Prozac than in any other state. Please do not refer to Zoloft when speaking of Mormons for they have a definite desire for Prozac.

Thank you.

When stating "known facts", please include a reference to substantiate your claim (Scriptural or otherwise).

Thank you.

[Kyley (On Moderation)]

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When stating "known facts", please include a reference to substantiate your claim (Scriptural or otherwise).

Thank you.

I apologize for not providing a source. Here is one:

If you ignore it then it isn't really there. This is why Utah has one of the highest teen pregnancy rates in the nation and the highest Prozac use. They don't call it happy valley for nothing!

from http://everything2.com/index.pl?node=Utah

Please inform me how something from a cult such as Mormonism could possibly be in Scripture? I don't understand. Surely, those "latter day saints" couldn't be in The Holy Bible, could they?

Thank you.

[Kyley (On Moderation)]

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Just where do you get off in insulting a Moderator and Pastor here in our Godly Forums? I suggest you mind your place, lest Jesus see fit to put you in your place.... You will mind your betters here in God's Personal Forums.

Oh my, I never intended to insult either a Moderator or a Pastor. I have been praying about this transgression. Hopefully, Jesus will accept my true intentions and my deep sadness over my inappropriate "insult".

As to where I get off, that's really none of your business now, is it? Before you get your panties in a twist again, I will tell you that God knows what you did and He is not pleased.


Infraction for insulting a TC and implying that he is some depraved cross-dressing pervert like TwinkBoy. -OYK

[Father Maurice Lester]

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...Please inform me how something from a cult such as Mormonism could possibly be in Scripture?

They aren't. This is why they made up their own scriptures, words supposedly written in ancient text on gold tablets that are buried (again?) in upstate New York. These tablets were shown to Mormon founder and certified magic rock collector Joseph Smith. (I am not making this up)

The Mormon Angel Maroni, erstwhile keeper of the gold tablets, brought them to Smith and with the help of magic goggles and hats; Smith was able to read and transcribe the ancient text that is now the Book of Mormon.

They rank with Scientologists as the most insane of the mainstream cults and are so far gone they make Baptwits look normal.

As the LDS grew, Smith took to polygamy, as did his right-hand man, who took control of the LDS after Smith was murdered on their odd journey to Utah. His right hand man, the one who then openly promulgated the ideas of polygamy was none other than Bring'em Young...not bring'em old, not bring'em middle age...Bring'em Young.

Joseph Smith is one of the new world's greatest con men and makes Pastor Al look like Mother Theresa by comparison.


Bless you, my poor researcher,
Father Mo

[OnYourKnees]

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They aren't.

Joseph Smith is one of the new world's greatest con men and makes Pastor Al look like Mother Theresa by comparison.


Bless you, my poor researcher,
Father Mo

Father Mo, this Kyle is obsessed with the vulgar and unGodly cartoon, South Park.

Thank you for your detailed description of the founding of Mormonism; however, it would have been far easier to refer him to http://www.i4m.com/think/southpark/ Episode 712.

[Kyley (On Moderation)]

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Bless you, my poor researcher,
Father Mo

Thank you for the blessing, Father Mo.

[Kyley (On Moderation)]

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Father Mo, this Kyle is obsessed with the vulgar and unGodly cartoon, South Park.

Thank you for your detailed description of the founding of Mormonism; however, it would have been far easier to refer him to http://www.i4m.com/think/southpark/ Episode 712.

You are a pathetic anti-Semitic homophobic piece of garbage.

An infraction? You are out of your mind!

[Kyley (On Moderation)]

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Father Mo, this Kyle is obsessed with the vulgar and unGodly cartoon, South Park.

Thank you for your detailed description of the founding of Mormonism; however, it would have been far easier to refer him to http://www.i4m.com/think/southpark/ Episode 712.

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That is absolutely crazy, you race-baiting, Jew-hating, Gay-bashing cretin!