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  • GoonGod
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • May 2009
    • 3

    #1

    I'm homosexual

    im a homosexual. how can i be saved?
  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #2
    Re: I'm homosexual

    Originally posted by GoonGod View Post
    im a homosexual. how can i be saved?
    Drop to your knees and open up to the manly Love of Jesus, and reject the limp-wristed affections of Jose or Juan. It's as simple as that.

    I've witnessed to many a confused young man at truck stops across the nation, and found that they were all overcome with joy when they were finally filled with the Love of Jesus and drained of their sins.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • Seawitch
      Unsaved trash, 53 year old man playing witch
      • May 2009
      • 28

      #3
      Re: I'm homosexual

      Originally posted by GoonGod View Post
      im a homosexual. how can i be saved?
      Easy...get a grip and get a girlfriend ... you don't know what your missing, most 'Gays' are just victims of their environment anyway.
      This signature is not intended as free advertising space for your cult. --ADMIN

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #4
        Re: I'm homosexual

        Originally posted by Seawitch View Post
        Easy...get a grip
        You're a 53-year-old man typing in comic sans and playing at being a teen witch, and you're telling someone else to get a grip? Jesus hates irony, friend.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • Seawitch
          Unsaved trash, 53 year old man playing witch
          • May 2009
          • 28

          #5
          Re: I'm homosexual

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          You're a 53-year-old man typing in comic sans and playing at being a teen witch, and you're telling someone else to get a grip? Jesus hates irony, friend.
          Does Ariel look better? I'm not 53...I'm 52, I just checked my profile wasn't the cause so someone/thing can't count.
          Brother Temperance, most, but not all 'Gays' are reformable victims of their environment/company and need only be taken away from it....it does not take a Christian or whatever to point that out, so I consider you are an ASS
          This signature is not intended as free advertising space for your cult. --ADMIN

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #6
            Re: I'm homosexual

            Keep your hands off brother T's ass.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • JennyD
              Honorary True Christian™
              Sweet Placid Sister
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2007
              • 9567

              #7
              Re: I'm homosexual

              Excuse me, SeaMen, but Petal is anything but a raging sodomite like you!
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              • Seawitch
                Unsaved trash, 53 year old man playing witch
                • May 2009
                • 28

                #8
                Re: I'm homosexual

                Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                Excuse me, SeaMen, but Petal is anything but a raging sodomite like you!
                Jenny
                You are being vulgar, and just plain incorrect.
                This signature is not intended as free advertising space for your cult. --ADMIN

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                • Seawitch
                  Unsaved trash, 53 year old man playing witch
                  • May 2009
                  • 28

                  #9
                  Re: I'm homosexual

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  Keep your hands off brother T's ass.
                  Why...does it belong to you?
                  This signature is not intended as free advertising space for your cult. --ADMIN

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #10
                    Re: I'm homosexual

                    Originally posted by Seawitch View Post
                    Why...does it belong to you?
                    My ass, like the rest of me, belongs to Jesus, friend.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • Seawitch
                      Unsaved trash, 53 year old man playing witch
                      • May 2009
                      • 28

                      #11
                      Re: I'm homosexual

                      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                      My ass, like the rest of me, belongs to Jesus, friend.
                      YEEEEE,,HHAAA!!
                      This signature is not intended as free advertising space for your cult. --ADMIN

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                      • JennyD
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Sweet Placid Sister
                        Forum Member
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 9567

                        #12
                        Re: I'm homosexual

                        Originally posted by Seawitch View Post
                        Jenny
                        You are being vulgar, and just plain incorrect.
                        Petal is most certainly not a raging sodomite.

                        She is a gentle young lady, and a member of Landover.
                        www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
                        Huckabee/Palin Gingrich 2012 will reclaim America for Christ! PRAISE!

                        Christian Ladies:
                        Savor your separation in style at the Monthly Visitor!

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                        • Karl Marx Reborne
                          Unsaved trash
                          • May 2009
                          • 23

                          #13
                          Re: I'm homosexual

                          But if Jesus gets all the prime ass where do we get some?!?!

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #14
                            Re: I'm homosexual

                            Jesus is not some kind of Santa Claus here to bring you presents and riches. You have to work hard if you want to succeed. Your belief in Jesus will be the most important of all, and the rewards will be evident after you have passed.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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