Vegetarians Exposed: Anti-Jesus, Anti-American, Bestiality Crazed

[crazed4theLord]

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This post has caused me to alter my diet in a dramatic way. I used to eat a salad before my "real dinner" was ready. I don't know if I'll immediately be able to take things like potatoes out of my diet, but I'll ease out of eating vegetables. Oh just imagining eating a hot juicy piece of flesh, the fat and blood running down my fat, oversized chin would definitely be a pleasing sight to the Lord would it not?

Praise Him for the Animals, for they are so very tasty!

[Mistress Cookie]

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I cannot, nor will not, idly sit back and watch them ruin what our forefathers and the Crusaders worked so hard to create without putting up a fight!

Stirring words, indeed.

I applaud your taking on this mighty issue. You have shon the light of righteousness on the fallow field of vegetables, everywhere.

[kalakitty]

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I’m surprised that no one has brought it up before:

Ge:4:3: And in process of time it came to pass, that Cain brought of the fruit of the ground an offering unto the LORD.
Ge:4:4: And Abel, he also brought of the firstlings of his flock and of the fat thereof. And the LORD had respect unto Abel and to his offering:
Ge:4:5: But unto Cain and to his offering he had not respect. And Cain was very wroth, and his countenance fell.

God thinks vegetarians are second class and generally murderers.

I too am suprised and more than a bit ashamed of my blaring oversight. I thank you for the enlightenment. This vegetarian threat gets more terrifying by the second!
Yours in Christ,
Kala

Judges 3:25
They waited to the point of embarrassment, but when he did not open the doors of the room, they took a key and unlocked them. There they saw their lord fallen to the floor, dead.

[eliot mayfield]

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God never asked anyone to grill some vegetables as a sacrifice! He likes the smell of a bar be que drifting up to Heaven!

Deuteronomy, chapter 12


"27": And thou shalt offer thy burnt offerings, the flesh and the blood, upon the altar of the LORD thy God: and the blood of thy sacrifices shall be poured out upon the altar of the LORD thy God, and thou shalt eat the flesh.
And the Lord likes his steak well done!

"23": Only be sure that thou eat not the blood: for the blood is the life; and thou mayest not eat the life with the flesh.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Vegetarians Exposed: Anti-Jesus, Anti-American, Bestiality Cr

I’m surprised that no one has brought it up before:

Ge:4:3: And in process of time it came to pass, that Cain brought of the fruit of the ground an offering unto the LORD.
Ge:4:4: And Abel, he also brought of the firstlings of his flock and of the fat thereof. And the LORD had respect unto Abel and to his offering:
Ge:4:5: But unto Cain and to his offering he had not respect. And Cain was very wroth, and his countenance fell.

God thinks vegetarians are second class and genrally murderers.

[Dr. Zaius]

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The 'Planet of the Apes' series are some great movies. I'm a fan, obviously. The original movie is full of symbolism.

I'm not interested in the remake of the movie. Donnie Whalberg can suck my b--ls.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

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Planet of the Apes is an excellent movie with an excellent message! It stars Charlton Heston, a REAL AMERICAN HERO, and it carries a strong message that we should not let LOWER ANIMALS DOMINATE THE WORLD.

Striking parallels are seen between a destroyed Statue of Liberty and destroyed Twin Towers. Hairy and primitive Arabs taking over the world? Arabs and Animals are both inferior to all of us TRUE AMERICANS. United we stand, divided we fall!

[Nobar King]

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Have you been watching 'Planet of the Apes', again?

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

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What worries me most about Vegetarians is they are simply pawns and soldiers for a larger ROBO-ANIMAL AGENDA to take over the Human race. Animals do not want to be eaten by humans so they form telepathic radio stations and unwary, beguiled humans end up listening to these messages and start thinking: "Hmm, maybe I shouldn't eat that burger. MEAT IS MURDER!"

Here's some FOOD FOR THOUGHT...
If it's perfectly "natural" and "okay" for animals to eat other animals, including humans....why can't humans eat other animals as well?

PETA and these psychotic freaks are huge hypocrites. They persecute ranchers for shooting wolves who are preying on their livestock. Obviously PETA supports wolves eating meat. But, why, as human beings are we not allowed?

I think if you connect the dots you will a larger, more sinister force at work here. ANIMALS ARE CONTROLLING THESE ORGANIZATIONS. PETA is made up of human beings who want to be subservient to animals. So while it starts off with encouraging people to "not eat meat" what the intended outcome is to have a world where COWS RUN THE PLANET AND HARVEST HUMANS FOR FOOD, a world where Horses bet on People running around a track, and a world where we become the pets to our own dogs and cats!

[kalakitty]

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Well, that was . . . special.

Could you try rewriting that with Scripture to back up your assertions?

Don't get me wrong, I agree with you that vegetarians are anti-American deviants. I'd just like to see your Scriptural basis for your position.

Thanks!

You are correct, it was shameful of me not to substantiate my claims with Scripture. I apologize to you and any other readers that are rightfully offended.

2 Corinthians 7:9
yet now I am happy, not because you were made sorry, but because your sorrow led you to repentance. For you became sorrowful as God intended and so were not harmed in any way by us.

[JennyD]

Re: Vegetarians Exposed: Anti-Jesus, Anti-American, Bestiality Cr

Well, that was . . . special.

Could you try rewriting that with Scripture to back up your assertions?

Don't get me wrong, I agree with you that vegetarians are anti-American deviants. I'd just like to see your Scriptural basis for your position.

Thanks!

[kalakitty]

Vegetarians Exposed: Anti-Jesus, Anti-American, Bestiality Crazed and Gaining Momentum: Proof of a Deviancy Far Deeper than Meatlessness!

Hello my Brother and Sisters. My name is Kala and I am a devout Fundamentalist Christian. I am so blessed to have found a group of such righteous Christ-Warriors, as others have not possessed the enlightenment to heed my following warning.

We have all seen them. Maybe at a restaurant or a family gathering? You know who I mean, that loathsome, tree-hugging liberal, smugly eating his tofu making it difficult to enjoy your own bloody hunk of cowflesh. If you are like me, you try to avoid looking at these people at all costs - just the sight of them makes your skin crawl! This is impossible; just as you feel compelled to look at the carnage left by a car wreck, so too are you compelled to look at the heinousness that is ʻthe vegetarianʼ. This point of view may not be widely vocalized but is widely agreed upon by any true red-blooded American Christian. These people make us sick, with their expensive haircuts and designer jeans, it's enough by itself to make you want to bludgeon them within an inch of their lives but sadly my friends, the problem goes FAR beyond this. There is a whole cesspool of unholy sickness bubbling right under the surface of these seemingly harmless (albeit annoying) vegetarians. Which brings me to the point of this post.

The Lord has asked of me to help bring these liberal sinners out of their shadowy dens of debauchery and let His light expose them for what they are! I pray that you will not only heed the following but that you will join me and The Big Guy on our crusade. Although Jesus and I both wish you believed in him we are aware that a few of his flock has strayed. I hope that even you people that will not be hanging out with me in Heaven, will also continue to read. They are not just a threat to Christianity, they are threat to the American way of life!

In the following, I will outline for you the real and unflappable proof that these godless left-wing, terrorists, a.k.a. vegetarians, are against everything we stand for as a people/nation/religion. If left to their own devices they will be the downfall of our society as a whole, mark my words! They are systematically attempting to dismantle what little we have left of our wholesome, Christian, American family values after that lust filled adulterer, President Bill Clinton left office. I cannot, nor will not, idly sit back and watch them ruin what our forefathers and the Crusaders worked so hard to create without putting up a fight!

Below, I have outlined for you the main threats posed, followed by the proof, and/or explanation of said threat. There should not be any further doubts.


1 - Vegetarians ARE NOT Christians!

How do I know this? I just do. I have faith that God has not misled me in my judgment. I realize that any left-wing, know-it-all reading this will not find 'faith', a sufficient answer. It is so sad that you liberal hippies cannot grasp the concept of true faith. You always need to question everything, look to your ʻscienceʼ for proof, debate and study and BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. So for you doomed souls, I offer the following facts (I know how much you love that word!) as proof that I am correct.
A - God made animals and then put them on the earth. He obviously wanted us to eat them or he wouldnʼt have made them so darned tasty. Duh. A simply one to start.
B - Animals are soulless beasts while God blessed humans with souls. This proves that in Godʼs eyes we are superior to animals and therefore ARE superior. As our God given right, we must eat them - the superior eat the inferior.
C - Noahʼs Ark. What was the point for Noah to put in that much effort if it wasnʼt for food? Umm, there wouldnʼt have been one!
D - Adam and Eve. Was it not an APPLE that they were tempted by that resulted in original sin? Oh Why Yes! I do believe it was! How interesting! Itʼs an apple, a plant based food, under which all sin is created! Eating vegetation = sin. After all, it certainly was not a chicken carcass hanging from that fateful tree now was it!?


2 - Vegetarians killed Jesus

Please see 1-D - Bite of apple was taken, caused us to be a bunch of heathen sinners, God had to sacrifice his only Son, our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, so that we could be saved. I am sure even the most pathetic of you nonbelievers have heard the term, ʻJesus died for your sinsʼ? Well, we can just go ahead and change that to the way it should read - ʻJesus died for the vegetarians sins’! I can assure you that no stinking apple, carrot, kumquat, whatever, would have tempted me bad enough to result in a dead Jesus! A side of bacon maybe, but an apple? NO WAY!


3 - Vegetarians are sexual deviants that support gay marriage

My proof regarding their sexual deviancy should hit home for all you devil-worshipping, evolution theory believing, left-wing wackoʼs, out there since I can prove this one with a MATHEMATIC FORMULA! We all know how much you just love to spout off with your, ʻnot convinced unless I have proofʼ bull-honkey. I am a heterosexual female. Since my husband, a wonderful, God-fearing man, made an honest woman out of me about 10 years back I have since rewarded him with missionary style ʻmaritalsʼ once a week, three times a month as a good wife/good Christian woman should. There is no variation and the only pleasure I receive from it is the pleasure of knowing I have been a dutiful wife and in turn a dutiful Christian. THIS is the way the Lord intended, THIS is the ONLY WAY! Any deviation from this is a perversion. For you porn-loving, Nazi sympathizing, left-wingers, here is the mathematic proof I had promised you (it is a story problem)...

My husband and I eat meat - We have sex with humans.

Vegetarians eat vegetables - They have sex with...? That is right kids, they have sex with animals!

Let me ʻshow my workʼ, so to speak -
I=A Eat=E Meat=T Sex=S Men=M
If((A*E)/S)2=T What is V?
V = Vegetarians are bestiality loving sickoʼs! That is what V equals!

Their support of gay marriage is byproduct of their filthy lustful desires toward house-pets/farm animals/fish/birds/etc. I am sure you have often heard the argument that gay marriage will open the door to other, possibly worse atrocities (I shudder to think of something worse!). I have often heard "Whatʼs next? People will marry their dog?" It is believed that this argument is coming from my side (the side that has Jesusʼ support) but this is a common misconception. I have heard folks on Team Jesus say that they donʼt necessarily find this to be a valid fear. Obviously, these folks are not true Christians but that is not the point. The point is this - if WE didnʼt start the argument and YOU didnʼt start the argument, just WHO did and why? The answer is really quite simple, let me explain. Awhile back a grass-roots campaign was schemed up by these four-legged-friend-piffleers to try to get gay marriage passed precisely for that reason. They KNEW it was a gateway to something even more deviant than a man on man union - a man on beast union! Oh boy did those disgusting sodomites want that gateway door flung WIDE OPEN! They wanted/want nothing more than to be able to take Fido up the poop-shoot on their honeymoon in Hawaii. But somewhere early on a mistake was made in their twisted plan. The LAST thing they wanted was for us meat eaters to realize gay marriage would lead to beast/human marriage, not until it was too late anyway.



4 - Vegetarians like babies, dead ones that is!

I guess it is only fair that I preface this category by stating that it is fitting of ALL left-wing, God hating, liberal bastards, not just vegetarians. Sure these 911 supporting, anti-Americans try to hide behind their veil of ʻopen-mindednessʼ or ʻhuman rightsʼ or some shit I will never understand nor agree with - they try to hide all of their misdeeds behind these fancy catch phrases it seems. Well me and the J-man ainʼt buying it! These soulless demons have one goal on this earth and that goal is to kill as many babies as possible. Sure they try to cover it up - try to distract us with their shiny new Prius, quick wit, beautiful smile and magnetic personalities. How COOL and With-it and qum ba yah and birkenstock wearing and poly sci degree holding and Mary-Jane smoking and Dave Matthew's concert going and piss on the bible and piss on America and lets have a circle jerk and I am so popular and I am pure AWESOMENESS, these baby murders are. ʻOh, itʼs the womanʼs right to choose! Her body, her choice!ʼ, they lament, but I call ʻem like I see ʻem and abortion is murder you evil demons! And just for the record, I didnʼt want to be invited to your stupid ʻHolidayʼ party anyway Marissa! The only reason I sat outside your house that night was to see what happens at a satanic sacrifice. For the LAST TIME, yes, the vat of seven layer dip, box of White Zinfandel and assortment of Walmart bras and panties were for my own personal use - there is nothing ʻstalker-ishʼ about it! Furthermore, I did NOT call you 1,000 times like stated in the restraining order! Burn in hell you dirty, lying, siren of Satan! I digress, I apologize.


My Fellow Christians -

The vegetarian threat is very real, it is also very terrifying. Obviously, it is not my place to judge these ʻpeopleʼ. After all, there is only perfect enough to judge - and no ladies, I am not talking about Kirk Cameron! I do not write this in judgment, nor did I write to inflame (as that too would not be very Christian of me) I only write this because I know God wants me to. He needs his flock to stand up and protect what we the blessed know is the only way into heaven, through evangelical Christianity. How do we do this you may ask? How can we control those unafraid of the bible?! Unafraid of Judgment Day!? My fellow Christians I implore you, letʼs give them something to be afraid of! Using the same skills we have honed on all groups of people that do not fit our ideal - oppression, public ridicule, alienation, exclusion, and my favorite, shame. Letʼs scare them into the loving arms of Jesus! I know together we will continue to fight the good fight against all threats (perceived or real) to our righteous and correct way of thinking. I will pray that God will lead us through these troubling times how he sees fit as we are not worthy of his unfailing love.

Everyone else -

I will pray that you will find your way to the Lord and be able to walk next to your maker in the kingdom of heaven. Jesus is THE ONLY way to everlasting life, just as he is THE ONLY way to be truly know peace here on earth!

Know Jesus = Know Peace!
No Jesus = No Peace!


God Bless,
Kala