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Vegetarians Exposed: Anti-Jesus, Anti-American, Bestiality Crazed and Gaining Momentum: Proof of a Deviancy Far Deeper than Meatlessness!
Hello my Brother and Sisters. My name is Kala and I am a devout Fundamentalist Christian. I am so blessed to have found a group of such righteous Christ-Warriors, as others have not possessed the enlightenment to heed my following warning.
We have all seen them. Maybe at a restaurant or a family gathering? You know who I mean, that loathsome, tree-hugging liberal, smugly eating his tofu making it difficult to enjoy your own bloody hunk of cowflesh. If you are like me, you try to avoid looking at these people at all costs - just the sight of them makes your skin crawl! This is impossible; just as you feel compelled to look at the carnage left by a car wreck, so too are you compelled to look at the heinousness that is ʻthe vegetarianʼ. This point of view may not be widely vocalized but is widely agreed upon by any true red-blooded American Christian. These people make us sick, with their expensive haircuts and designer jeans, it's enough by itself to make you want to bludgeon them within an inch of their lives but sadly my friends, the problem goes FAR beyond this. There is a whole cesspool of unholy sickness bubbling right under the surface of these seemingly harmless (albeit annoying) vegetarians. Which brings me to the point of this post.
The Lord has asked of me to help bring these liberal sinners out of their shadowy dens of debauchery and let His light expose them for what they are! I pray that you will not only heed the following but that you will join me and The Big Guy on our crusade. Although Jesus and I both wish you believed in him we are aware that a few of his flock has strayed.
I hope that even you people that will not be hanging out with me in Heaven, will also continue to read. They are not just a threat to Christianity, they are threat to the American way of life!
In the following, I will outline for you the real and unflappable proof that these godless left-wing, terrorists, a.k.a. vegetarians, are against everything we stand for as a people/nation/religion. If left to their own devices they will be the downfall of our society as a whole, mark my words! They are systematically attempting to dismantle what little we have left of our wholesome, Christian, American family values after that lust filled adulterer, President Bill Clinton left office. I cannot, nor will not, idly sit back and watch them ruin what our forefathers and the Crusaders worked so hard to create without putting up a fight!
Below, I have outlined for you the main threats posed, followed by the proof, and/or explanation of said threat. There should not be any further doubts.
1 - Vegetarians ARE NOT Christians!
How do I know this? I just do. I have faith that God has not misled me in my judgment. I realize that any left-wing, know-it-all reading this will not find 'faith', a sufficient answer. It is so sad that you liberal hippies cannot grasp the concept of true faith. You always need to question everything, look to your ʻscienceʼ for proof, debate and study and BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. So for you doomed souls, I offer the following facts (I know how much you love that word!) as proof that I am correct.
A - God made animals and then put them on the earth. He obviously wanted us to eat them or he wouldnʼt have made them so darned tasty. Duh. A simply one to start.
B - Animals are soulless beasts while God blessed humans with souls. This proves that in Godʼs eyes we are superior to animals and therefore ARE superior. As our God given right, we must eat them - the superior eat the inferior.
C - Noahʼs Ark. What was the point for Noah to put in that much effort if it wasnʼt for food? Umm, there wouldnʼt have been one!
D - Adam and Eve. Was it not an APPLE that they were tempted by that resulted in original sin? Oh Why Yes! I do believe it was! How interesting! Itʼs an apple, a plant based food, under which all sin is created! Eating vegetation = sin. After all, it certainly was not a chicken carcass hanging from that fateful tree now was it!?
2 - Vegetarians killed Jesus
Please see 1-D - Bite of apple was taken, caused us to be a bunch of heathen sinners, God had to sacrifice his only Son, our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, so that we could be saved. I am sure even the most pathetic of you nonbelievers have heard the term, ʻJesus died for your sinsʼ? Well, we can just go ahead and change that to the way it should read - ʻJesus died for the vegetarians sins’! I can assure you that no stinking apple, carrot, kumquat, whatever, would have tempted me bad enough to result in a dead Jesus! A side of bacon maybe, but an apple? NO WAY!
3 - Vegetarians are sexual deviants that support gay marriage
My proof regarding their sexual deviancy should hit home for all you devil-worshipping, evolution theory believing, left-wing wackoʼs, out there since I can prove this one with a MATHEMATIC FORMULA! We all know how much you just love to spout off with your, ʻnot convinced unless I have proofʼ bull-honkey. I am a heterosexual female. Since my husband, a wonderful, God-fearing man, made an honest woman out of me about 10 years back I have since rewarded him with missionary style ʻmaritalsʼ once a week, three times a month as a good wife/good Christian woman should. There is no variation and the only pleasure I receive from it is the pleasure of knowing I have been a dutiful wife and in turn a dutiful Christian. THIS is the way the Lord intended, THIS is the ONLY WAY! Any deviation from this is a perversion. For you porn-loving, Nazi sympathizing, left-wingers, here is the mathematic proof I had promised you (it is a story problem)...
My husband and I eat meat - We have sex with humans.
Vegetarians eat vegetables - They have sex with...? That is right kids, they have sex with animals!
Let me ʻshow my workʼ, so to speak -
I=A Eat=E Meat=T Sex=S Men=M
If((A*E)/S)2=T What is V?
V = Vegetarians are bestiality loving sickoʼs! That is what V equals!
Their support of gay marriage is byproduct of their filthy lustful desires toward house-pets/farm animals/fish/birds/etc. I am sure you have often heard the argument that gay marriage will open the door to other, possibly worse atrocities (I shudder to think of something worse!). I have often heard "Whatʼs next? People will marry their dog?" It is believed that this argument is coming from my side (the side that has Jesusʼ support) but this is a common misconception. I have heard folks on Team Jesus say that they donʼt necessarily find this to be a valid fear. Obviously, these folks are not true Christians but that is not the point. The point is this - if WE didnʼt start the argument and YOU didnʼt start the argument, just WHO did and why? The answer is really quite simple, let me explain. Awhile back a grass-roots campaign was schemed up by these four-legged-friend-piffleers to try to get gay marriage passed precisely for that reason. They KNEW it was a gateway to something even more deviant than a man on man union - a man on beast union! Oh boy did those disgusting sodomites want that gateway door flung WIDE OPEN! They wanted/want nothing more than to be able to take Fido up the poop-shoot on their honeymoon in Hawaii. But somewhere early on a mistake was made in their twisted plan. The LAST thing they wanted was for us meat eaters to realize gay marriage would lead to beast/human marriage, not until it was too late anyway.
4 - Vegetarians like babies, dead ones that is!
I guess it is only fair that I preface this category by stating that it is fitting of ALL left-wing, God hating, liberal bastards, not just vegetarians. Sure these 911 supporting, anti-Americans try to hide behind their veil of ʻopen-mindednessʼ or ʻhuman rightsʼ or some shit I will never understand nor agree with - they try to hide all of their misdeeds behind these fancy catch phrases it seems. Well me and the J-man ainʼt buying it! These soulless demons have one goal on this earth and that goal is to kill as many babies as possible. Sure they try to cover it up - try to distract us with their shiny new Prius, quick wit, beautiful smile and magnetic personalities. How COOL and With-it and qum ba yah and birkenstock wearing and poly sci degree holding and Mary-Jane smoking and Dave Matthew's concert going and piss on the bible and piss on America and lets have a circle jerk and I am so popular and I am pure AWESOMENESS, these baby murders are. ʻOh, itʼs the womanʼs right to choose! Her body, her choice!ʼ, they lament, but I call ʻem like I see ʻem and abortion is murder you evil demons! And just for the record, I didnʼt want to be invited to your stupid ʻHolidayʼ party anyway Marissa! The only reason I sat outside your house that night was to see what happens at a satanic sacrifice. For the LAST TIME, yes, the vat of seven layer dip, box of White Zinfandel and assortment of Walmart bras and panties were for my own personal use - there is nothing ʻstalker-ishʼ about it! Furthermore, I did NOT call you 1,000 times like stated in the restraining order! Burn in hell you dirty, lying, siren of Satan! I digress, I apologize.
My Fellow Christians -
The vegetarian threat is very real, it is also very terrifying. Obviously, it is not my place to judge these ʻpeopleʼ. After all, there is only perfect enough to judge - and no ladies, I am not talking about Kirk Cameron!
I do not write this in judgment, nor did I write to inflame (as that too would not be very Christian of me) I only write this because I know God wants me to. He needs his flock to stand up and protect what we the blessed know is the only way into heaven, through evangelical Christianity. How do we do this you may ask? How can we control those unafraid of the bible?! Unafraid of Judgment Day!? My fellow Christians I implore you, letʼs give them something to be afraid of! Using the same skills we have honed on all groups of people that do not fit our ideal - oppression, public ridicule, alienation, exclusion, and my favorite, shame. Letʼs scare them into the loving arms of Jesus! I know together we will continue to fight the good fight against all threats (perceived or real) to our righteous and correct way of thinking. I will pray that God will lead us through these troubling times how he sees fit as we are not worthy of his unfailing love.
Everyone else -
I will pray that you will find your way to the Lord and be able to walk next to your maker in the kingdom of heaven. Jesus is THE ONLY way to everlasting life, just as he is THE ONLY way to be truly know peace here on earth!
Know Jesus = Know Peace!
No Jesus = No Peace!
God Bless,
Kala
Hello my Brother and Sisters. My name is Kala and I am a devout Fundamentalist Christian. I am so blessed to have found a group of such righteous Christ-Warriors, as others have not possessed the enlightenment to heed my following warning.
We have all seen them. Maybe at a restaurant or a family gathering? You know who I mean, that loathsome, tree-hugging liberal, smugly eating his tofu making it difficult to enjoy your own bloody hunk of cowflesh. If you are like me, you try to avoid looking at these people at all costs - just the sight of them makes your skin crawl! This is impossible; just as you feel compelled to look at the carnage left by a car wreck, so too are you compelled to look at the heinousness that is ʻthe vegetarianʼ. This point of view may not be widely vocalized but is widely agreed upon by any true red-blooded American Christian. These people make us sick, with their expensive haircuts and designer jeans, it's enough by itself to make you want to bludgeon them within an inch of their lives but sadly my friends, the problem goes FAR beyond this. There is a whole cesspool of unholy sickness bubbling right under the surface of these seemingly harmless (albeit annoying) vegetarians. Which brings me to the point of this post.
The Lord has asked of me to help bring these liberal sinners out of their shadowy dens of debauchery and let His light expose them for what they are! I pray that you will not only heed the following but that you will join me and The Big Guy on our crusade. Although Jesus and I both wish you believed in him we are aware that a few of his flock has strayed.
I hope that even you people that will not be hanging out with me in Heaven, will also continue to read. They are not just a threat to Christianity, they are threat to the American way of life! In the following, I will outline for you the real and unflappable proof that these godless left-wing, terrorists, a.k.a. vegetarians, are against everything we stand for as a people/nation/religion. If left to their own devices they will be the downfall of our society as a whole, mark my words! They are systematically attempting to dismantle what little we have left of our wholesome, Christian, American family values after that lust filled adulterer, President Bill Clinton left office. I cannot, nor will not, idly sit back and watch them ruin what our forefathers and the Crusaders worked so hard to create without putting up a fight!
Below, I have outlined for you the main threats posed, followed by the proof, and/or explanation of said threat. There should not be any further doubts.
1 - Vegetarians ARE NOT Christians!
How do I know this? I just do. I have faith that God has not misled me in my judgment. I realize that any left-wing, know-it-all reading this will not find 'faith', a sufficient answer. It is so sad that you liberal hippies cannot grasp the concept of true faith. You always need to question everything, look to your ʻscienceʼ for proof, debate and study and BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. So for you doomed souls, I offer the following facts (I know how much you love that word!) as proof that I am correct.
A - God made animals and then put them on the earth. He obviously wanted us to eat them or he wouldnʼt have made them so darned tasty. Duh. A simply one to start.
B - Animals are soulless beasts while God blessed humans with souls. This proves that in Godʼs eyes we are superior to animals and therefore ARE superior. As our God given right, we must eat them - the superior eat the inferior.
C - Noahʼs Ark. What was the point for Noah to put in that much effort if it wasnʼt for food? Umm, there wouldnʼt have been one!
D - Adam and Eve. Was it not an APPLE that they were tempted by that resulted in original sin? Oh Why Yes! I do believe it was! How interesting! Itʼs an apple, a plant based food, under which all sin is created! Eating vegetation = sin. After all, it certainly was not a chicken carcass hanging from that fateful tree now was it!?
2 - Vegetarians killed Jesus
Please see 1-D - Bite of apple was taken, caused us to be a bunch of heathen sinners, God had to sacrifice his only Son, our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, so that we could be saved. I am sure even the most pathetic of you nonbelievers have heard the term, ʻJesus died for your sinsʼ? Well, we can just go ahead and change that to the way it should read - ʻJesus died for the vegetarians sins’! I can assure you that no stinking apple, carrot, kumquat, whatever, would have tempted me bad enough to result in a dead Jesus! A side of bacon maybe, but an apple? NO WAY!
3 - Vegetarians are sexual deviants that support gay marriage
My proof regarding their sexual deviancy should hit home for all you devil-worshipping, evolution theory believing, left-wing wackoʼs, out there since I can prove this one with a MATHEMATIC FORMULA! We all know how much you just love to spout off with your, ʻnot convinced unless I have proofʼ bull-honkey. I am a heterosexual female. Since my husband, a wonderful, God-fearing man, made an honest woman out of me about 10 years back I have since rewarded him with missionary style ʻmaritalsʼ once a week, three times a month as a good wife/good Christian woman should. There is no variation and the only pleasure I receive from it is the pleasure of knowing I have been a dutiful wife and in turn a dutiful Christian. THIS is the way the Lord intended, THIS is the ONLY WAY! Any deviation from this is a perversion. For you porn-loving, Nazi sympathizing, left-wingers, here is the mathematic proof I had promised you (it is a story problem)...
My husband and I eat meat - We have sex with humans.
Vegetarians eat vegetables - They have sex with...? That is right kids, they have sex with animals!
Let me ʻshow my workʼ, so to speak -
I=A Eat=E Meat=T Sex=S Men=M
If((A*E)/S)2=T What is V?
V = Vegetarians are bestiality loving sickoʼs! That is what V equals!
Their support of gay marriage is byproduct of their filthy lustful desires toward house-pets/farm animals/fish/birds/etc. I am sure you have often heard the argument that gay marriage will open the door to other, possibly worse atrocities (I shudder to think of something worse!). I have often heard "Whatʼs next? People will marry their dog?" It is believed that this argument is coming from my side (the side that has Jesusʼ support) but this is a common misconception. I have heard folks on Team Jesus say that they donʼt necessarily find this to be a valid fear. Obviously, these folks are not true Christians but that is not the point. The point is this - if WE didnʼt start the argument and YOU didnʼt start the argument, just WHO did and why? The answer is really quite simple, let me explain. Awhile back a grass-roots campaign was schemed up by these four-legged-friend-piffleers to try to get gay marriage passed precisely for that reason. They KNEW it was a gateway to something even more deviant than a man on man union - a man on beast union! Oh boy did those disgusting sodomites want that gateway door flung WIDE OPEN! They wanted/want nothing more than to be able to take Fido up the poop-shoot on their honeymoon in Hawaii. But somewhere early on a mistake was made in their twisted plan. The LAST thing they wanted was for us meat eaters to realize gay marriage would lead to beast/human marriage, not until it was too late anyway.
4 - Vegetarians like babies, dead ones that is!
I guess it is only fair that I preface this category by stating that it is fitting of ALL left-wing, God hating, liberal bastards, not just vegetarians. Sure these 911 supporting, anti-Americans try to hide behind their veil of ʻopen-mindednessʼ or ʻhuman rightsʼ or some shit I will never understand nor agree with - they try to hide all of their misdeeds behind these fancy catch phrases it seems. Well me and the J-man ainʼt buying it! These soulless demons have one goal on this earth and that goal is to kill as many babies as possible. Sure they try to cover it up - try to distract us with their shiny new Prius, quick wit, beautiful smile and magnetic personalities. How COOL and With-it and qum ba yah and birkenstock wearing and poly sci degree holding and Mary-Jane smoking and Dave Matthew's concert going and piss on the bible and piss on America and lets have a circle jerk and I am so popular and I am pure AWESOMENESS, these baby murders are. ʻOh, itʼs the womanʼs right to choose! Her body, her choice!ʼ, they lament, but I call ʻem like I see ʻem and abortion is murder you evil demons! And just for the record, I didnʼt want to be invited to your stupid ʻHolidayʼ party anyway Marissa! The only reason I sat outside your house that night was to see what happens at a satanic sacrifice. For the LAST TIME, yes, the vat of seven layer dip, box of White Zinfandel and assortment of Walmart bras and panties were for my own personal use - there is nothing ʻstalker-ishʼ about it! Furthermore, I did NOT call you 1,000 times like stated in the restraining order! Burn in hell you dirty, lying, siren of Satan! I digress, I apologize.
My Fellow Christians -
The vegetarian threat is very real, it is also very terrifying. Obviously, it is not my place to judge these ʻpeopleʼ. After all, there is only perfect enough to judge - and no ladies, I am not talking about Kirk Cameron!
I do not write this in judgment, nor did I write to inflame (as that too would not be very Christian of me) I only write this because I know God wants me to. He needs his flock to stand up and protect what we the blessed know is the only way into heaven, through evangelical Christianity. How do we do this you may ask? How can we control those unafraid of the bible?! Unafraid of Judgment Day!? My fellow Christians I implore you, letʼs give them something to be afraid of! Using the same skills we have honed on all groups of people that do not fit our ideal - oppression, public ridicule, alienation, exclusion, and my favorite, shame. Letʼs scare them into the loving arms of Jesus! I know together we will continue to fight the good fight against all threats (perceived or real) to our righteous and correct way of thinking. I will pray that God will lead us through these troubling times how he sees fit as we are not worthy of his unfailing love. Everyone else -
I will pray that you will find your way to the Lord and be able to walk next to your maker in the kingdom of heaven. Jesus is THE ONLY way to everlasting life, just as he is THE ONLY way to be truly know peace here on earth!
Know Jesus = Know Peace!
No Jesus = No Peace!
God Bless,
Kala
Arabs and Animals are both inferior to all of us TRUE AMERICANS. United we stand, divided we fall!
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