You don't have to respect another's religion, but it can be advantageous to ally with other faiths for a common goal.
For example, you, as a devout Bible-believing Christian are in line at the DMV.
Behind you is some towelhead there to pay his registration dues for his camel.
In front of you, there is a homosexual wearing a halter top and pink Daisy Duke's. You accidentally bump into his buttocks and you say "I'm sorry!" and he replies "Oh! Pleath dont thay that. It wath my pleathure!" 
Taken aback by this dirty feeling of a homosexual flirting with you, you turn to the Muslim behind you and say "Hey Habib, sorry we waterboarded your brother. Wanna help me take this queer out?"

So, as you leave the DMV, Habib jumps the homosexual and pins him down while you kick him in the head.
After 2 minutes of such diversion and bloodletting you bid Habib goodbye and watch him ride off on his camel, while you get into your car and rush home to watch the 700 club.
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